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An everyday terrace house in England. Well it used to be an everyday house, they had 100 foot gardens, Nowadays houses have 3 bathrooms and a garden as wide as the house and 3 fence panels deep.


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A selection of geeks. One tunes a ham radio set, one makes an astronaut suit and more model a rocket takeoff pad.

Caption: WEEKLY MEETING OF THE LOCAL YOUNG SCIENTISTS GROUP

GEEK: EVA SUIT COMPLETE TO SPECIFICATIONS

GEEK: MODEL TESTING CONFIRMS LAUNCH SITE ALIGNMENT TO ISO 9001

GEEK: LEASE ACQUIRED ON RF CHANNELS

CAPTAIN: OK TEAM


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A rocket blasts off. It looks like it is made from dustbins

Caption: ENGLAND JOINS THE SPACE RACE, NOT IN PERSONNEL BUT IN SITES USED FOR ROCKET LAUNCHES. CENTRAL SUBURBIA HAS SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT. IN AN ENGLISH RURAL GARDEN

CAPTAIN: LETS DO THIS


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The flight of the rocket from Earth into the outer reaches of the galaxy it passes familiar planets

Caption: TICKET VALID FOR OUTWARD JOURNEY ONLY


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The rocket returns to Earth from the outer reaches of the galaxy passing familiar planets

Caption: PLEASE RETAIN THIS TICKET FOR THE RETURN JOURNEY. TICKET VALID FOR 3 DECADES ONLY


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Inside the rocket the Captain in his space suit contact Earth.

Caption: CROYDON WE HAVE A PROBLEM, I CAN'T SEE THE ALPHA LANDING SITE, THE BOATING LAKE HAS DISAPPEARED, IN FACT THE WHOLE TOWN LOOKS WEIRD

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