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Sfx: MR DOE, YOU ARE EXPECTED, PLEASE GO RIGHT ON THROUGH
ANDY: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? THESE MAJOR LABELS WERE THE INSTITUTION WE WERE REBELLING AGAINST. IF THE PRESS EVER KNEW I'D BEEN HERE
JESSICA: AH ANDY WE'VE FLOWN IN A 30 YEAR SINGLE MALT ESPECIALLY
ANDY: MRS SWAN?
JESSICA: CALL ME JESSICA, DEAR
JESSICA: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS AT SEA STAYS AT SEA. SEE HERE WE ARE TALKING LIKE MATURE ADULTS. YOU'VE BEEN INACTIVE ON THE MUSIC SCENE FOR THE PAST DECADE YOU'VE PROBABLY NOT AWARE WE BOUGHT UP YOUR INDEPENDENT LABEL. NOW WE OWN YOU, YOUR BAND, YOUR BACK CATALOGUE.
ANDY: I OR ANY INCARNATION OF MY BAND WILL EVER BE IN THE PAY OF A MAJOR LABEL DINOSAUR LIKE YOURSELF
JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND DEAR
JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND, I THOUGHT YOU SAY THAT SO I'LL JUST SEND BACK THIS FESTIVAL HEADLINE SLOT FOR THE ORIGINAL LINE UP BACK TO THE PROMOTERS
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