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The huge shiny headquarters of a top record company

Sfx: MR DOE, YOU ARE EXPECTED, PLEASE GO RIGHT ON THROUGH


Andy looks up in awe

ANDY: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? THESE MAJOR LABELS WERE THE INSTITUTION WE WERE REBELLING AGAINST. IF THE PRESS EVER KNEW I'D BEEN HERE

JESSICA: AH ANDY WE'VE FLOWN IN A 30 YEAR SINGLE MALT ESPECIALLY

ANDY: MRS SWAN?

JESSICA: CALL ME JESSICA, DEAR


Andy and Jessica sit across a table from each other, Andy sips the malt

JESSICA: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS AT SEA STAYS AT SEA. SEE HERE WE ARE TALKING LIKE MATURE ADULTS. YOU'VE BEEN INACTIVE ON THE MUSIC SCENE FOR THE PAST DECADE YOU'VE PROBABLY NOT AWARE WE BOUGHT UP YOUR INDEPENDENT LABEL. NOW WE OWN YOU, YOUR BAND, YOUR BACK CATALOGUE.


Jessica hugs Andy

ANDY: I OR ANY INCARNATION OF MY BAND WILL EVER BE IN THE PAY OF A MAJOR LABEL DINOSAUR LIKE YOURSELF

JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND DEAR


Jessica hand Andy a contract

JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND, I THOUGHT YOU SAY THAT SO I'LL JUST SEND BACK THIS FESTIVAL HEADLINE SLOT FOR THE ORIGINAL LINE UP BACK TO THE PROMOTERS

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