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POLICEMAN: SIR YOU SON WAS THE ONLY WITNESS TO THE GETAWAY CAR, ANY DESCRIPTION HE COULD GIVE IS VITAL
DAD: YOU CAN ASK, BUT HE'S COLOUR BLIND AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT TRAINS BUT NOTHING ABOUT CARS
JIM: IT HAS A PARKING TICKET, ON THE BACK, ON THE OUTSIDE
DAD: OH EXCUSE ME OFFICER THAT TICKET SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON MY CAR AND A WARDEN'S JUST NOTICED
DAD: I HAVE A TICKET...
WARDEN: ON WOW POWER SILICON BALL, CAN I HAVE THEM, FORGET THE TICKET MY SON GO MAD FOR THESE
DAD: WHAT A DAY AND WE'LL HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW AS I FORGOT TO BANK THE MONEY
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