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MOTHER: ALL THAT CHARITY WORK PAID OFF, GETTING IN ON THE EMERGENCY COMMITTEE FOR THE SUMMER FETE SECURED THIS FAMILY A PLACE IN THE PRIMARY PLANET EVACUATION SCHEME
DAUGHTER: WHERE ARE WE GOING MUM?
SON: OBVIOUS DER, TO THE INVADERS HOME PLANET, WE'LL BE SAFE THERE, THOUGH IT MUST BE IN A STATE IF THEY PREFER OURS
FATHER: THE WHOLE PLANET IS FORESTED, SCANS SHOW MINERALS UNDERGROUND.
MOTHER: THEY JUST IT GO WILD DIDN'T CARE FOR IT AT ALL
FATHER: I'LL BE IN THE FIELD TILL LATE
DAUGHTER: I'M AT FRIENDS WEAVING SOME NATTY DREADS FOR US
SON: I'LL FINISH THE PLOUGH AFTER PICKING THE POTATOES
MOTHER: OUT TV SIGNALS ARE JUST REACHING OUT HERE I'LL BE ABLE TO CATCH ALL THE SOAPS FROM THE BEGINNING. PARADISE
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