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FATHER: I NEVER REALISED THE DAYTIME SOAPS WERE SO GOOD
DAUGHTER: THERE'S A QUIZ SHOW ON NEXT
SON: ANY COOKERY PROGRAMMES?
MOTHER: THAT'S IT IF WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER WE MAY AS WELL BE STUCK IN THE CAR SHOPPING
MOTHER: SURE IS BUSY
FATHER: WHO'D EVER GET A DAY OFF AND WANT TO GO SHOPPING
DAUGHTER: DER US DAD
SON: YES DER
MOTHER: UNBELIEVABLE
MOTHER: NO MORE MALL
FATHER: I CAN HERE MY BANK MANAGER SIGHING
DAUGHTER: SO WHERE WAS EVERYONE GOING?
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