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Sfx: KERRING
MOTHER: EARLY MORNING RISE AND SHINE
MOTHER: YOU HAVE TO BE UP WITH THE LARK TO SURVIVE IN THIS FAMILY
FATHER: COME ON DEAR, I'VE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TO GET TO
DAUGHTER: COME ON MUM I'VE GOT A SPOT
SON: I WANNA PLOP
MOTHER: THERMOS, CHEESE AND PICKLE SANDWICHES, NO CRISPS REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR FRUIT
FATHER: THANKS DEAR
MOTHER: SPORTS DRINK, SALMON AND BRIE BAGUETTE, POMEGRANATE JUICE, KEEP UP THE REVISION
DAUGHTER: THANKS MUM
MOTHER: MATCHING EIGEN LUNCHBOX AND HIGH TECH BEVERAGE, JUST EAT WHAT'S INSIDE
SON: THANKS MUM
MOTHER: THANKS GOODNESS FOR DAYTIME TV
Sfx: KERKNOCK
Sfx: KERKNOCK
FATHER: WORK'S CANCELLED
DAUGHTER: COLLEGE IS LOCKED UP
SON: SCHOOL'S CLOSED
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