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Caption: IS IT A SEAWATER OR FRESHWATER, SHELLFISH, OR JUST A JUMBO SHRIMP

Caption: SO DON'T CARE FOR IT'S HISTORY, JUST IT'S PRESENT

CAPTAIN: DELICIOUS

DROI: YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN?

GAUCH: ITS NOT MEAT

DROI: MEAT GIVES ONE LIFE FOR MANY MEALS. MANY SHELLFISH DIE TO FILL YOU UP

DROI: THEY'RE JUST AQUATIC SPIDERS

CAPTAIN: AAARGH!

Sfx: KERTHUMP

GAUCH: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, HE DIED OF SHOCK

DROI: HE DIED COS YOU DIDN'T COOK IT RIGHT