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A sole bottle of pills in a medicine cabinet labelled 'Morning Glory- Instant over indulgence cure with 24 hour breath freshness. Now with added tooth auto dental repair'
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A bedraggled Tommy looking the worse for wear stares into the mirror of the medicine cabinet
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Tommy pops one of the Morning Glory pills
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Tommy is freshly awake and his smile shows a row of perfect teeth gleaming
TOMMY: WOW, KOOKY MINTY FRESH
Sfx: KNOCK, KNOCK
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Tommy surveys his small room looking like a minimal hotel suite. Having knocked Alexi enters
ALEXI: MORNING TOMMY, EVERYTHING OK
TOMMY: ERHH
ALEXI: OH THAT AMNESIA'LL WEAR OFF SOON, I SEE YOU'VE POPPED, AND THE BED'S HOSPITAL CORNERED ITSELF, JUST GRAB YOUR CLOTHES AND I'LL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE
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Tommy picks up a ball of cloths
TOMMY: WHAT'S THIS
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The cloths turn into a T-shirt that unfolds perfectly into a well ironed shape
TOMMY: WOW THAT'S SOME IRONING WATER
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Tommy pulls on the T-shirt it fits snuggly
TOMMY: I DON'T REMEMBER BEING OFF THE SHELF BEFORE
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Tommy steps into his shoes, they radiate and pull themselves tight
TOMMY: THESE DON'T SMELL LIKE MINE
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