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This is a the much abbreviated story of Impala and her job as the night shift for a detective agency. Her modus operandi is to get her pal Brian the ACTOOOR to disguise himself to distract attention whilst she does the business


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London skyline at dusk

Caption: LONDON, ENGLAND. THE PERPETUAL RAIN DRAGS SOMBRE CLOUDS OVER IT'S TALL EDIFICES. DARKNESS IS SUSTAINED BY THE LEAKING OF LIGHT THROUGH THE MURKY WINDOWS. IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO COME FROM. NOT A GREAT PLACE TO GO TO, BUT A GREAT PLACE TO COME FROM.


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Inside a Victorian London pub

Caption: OLD CITIES LINE THEIR WALLS WITH MEMORIES. I HAVE NONE SINCE MY ACCIDENT. I THEN JOINED THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT OF A DETECTIVE AGENCY NAMED AFTER A VAGUELY SUCCESSFUL 80S POP BAND. I BELIEVE MY NEVER SEEN PARTNER WANTED A LAW SUIT TO GET THE EXPOSURE.


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Brian sits drinking with two men they are trying to employ him, Impala dressed as a bar tended hangs around

MAN 1: YOUR OFFICE SAID YOU MAINLY OPERATE AT NIGHT

BRIAN: AHH THE SLOPING DAY SHIFT


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The men and Brian sit across a table, the barman (Impala) approaches

MAN 2: WE HAVE A SERIOUS LEAK WE NEED YOU TO FIND THE SOURCE


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The barman leans over and wipes the table.

IMPALA: LEAVE THE DOSSIER UNDER THE CISTERN OF THE MIDDLE GENTS STALL

MAN 1: WHO ARE YOU?

IMPALA: WE ARE DETECTIVE

MAN 2: SO WHO'S THIS?

BRIAN: WELL SIR I AM AN ACTOOOOR

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