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Mary and Tobias have a daughter Robin at school


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Mary and Tobias relaxing at home. They are stereo typically middle class both dressed formally. Mary is knitting. Tobias reading the paper. The TV is not the focus of the room.

Caption: 'FATHERS ARE BIOLOGICAL NECESSITIES, BUT SOCIAL ACCIDENTS.', MARGARET MEAD

MARY: I WONDER HOW ROBIN IS GETTING ON A SCHOOL?

TOBIAS: DON'T FRET SO, MAKE THE MOST OF THIS RARE HOLIDAY

Caption: RING


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Mary on the phone to the school's headmaster

MARY: HELLO, HEADMASTER

HEADMASTER: YOU MUST BOTH COME TO THE SCHOOL AT ONCE |


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Mary on the phone is looking at Tobias

MARY: IS ROBIN ALRIGHT?

TOBIAS: O BLESS HER, WHAT'S SHE DONE THIS TIME


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Tobias driving Mary to the school

TOBIAS: FIRST DAY OFF IN A DECADE AND THERE'S A CRISIS

MARY: PARENTING ISN'T LIKE BUSINESS TOBIAS, THESE THINGS HAPPEN


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On the journey their car is head and tailed by a police escort

MARY: ITS NOT ALWAYS AS BAD AS IT FIRST SEEMS


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At the school Tobias and Mary have arrived. It is sectioned off with hazard tape, surrounded by snipers and police cars

TOBIAS: AREN'T KIDS WONDERFUL

MARY: OH ROBIN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME?

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