Title: Luck Of The Draw
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: BORED COUNCILORS SENSING A WAY TO MAKE A QUICK KILLING DECIDE TO PUT THEIR COUNTRY FORWARD FOR GLOBAL RECOGNITION. AND OH BOY DOES IT GET IT
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Caption: THEY SAID IT WOULD NEVER END, INFLATION, THE HOUSING BOOM, THIS MODERN LIFE. THEY WERE WRONG.
Caption: ENTERTAINMENT, SOCIAL INTERACTION THAT CHANCE TO DO BETTER THAN YOUR PARENTS. THEY SURVIVED THE HEAVY SWORD OF TAXATION, THE COMPLETION OF THE INTERWEB BUT COULD NOT COMBAT THE PETTY VINDICATIVE ALIENATION OF THE AUTOMOBILE.
COUNCILOR ONE: CONGRATULATIONS, WE HAVE MADE THE TOWNS FIT FOR COUNTRY FOLK AGAIN
COUNCILOR TWO: I ACTUALLY SAW A FOX IN MY THIRD HOME THE OTHER DAY
COUNCILOR THREE: SHAME THERE'S NO RIFF RAFF TO TAKE POT SHOTS AT
COUNCILOR ONE: ACTUALLY I HAVE A PLAN, WE'RE GOING TO BID TO HOST THE ZEUSSIAN TRIALS
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COUNCILOR ONE: HERE'S THE PLAN, WE SCHMOOZE THEN GET WORLD WIDE GRANTS TO BUILD THE SPORTS COMPLEX.
COUNCILOR ONE: THE RIFF RAFF MOVE IN, SOME WILL STAY, THEY CAN BE STAFF FOR THE FACILITIES WHEN EVERYONE ELSE LEAVES
COUNCILOR ONE: AND WE GET MEDIA COVERAGE PLANET WIDE. TO ATTRACT LIKE MINDED COMRADES
COUNCILOR ONE: IF IT ALL GOES FOR A BURDEN, WE'LL TAKE THEIR PLANNING PERMISSION, TURN IT OVER AND SHIFT THE LAKE DISTRICT DOWN HERE FAIT ACCOMPLI
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COUNCILOR ONE: ONE COUNTRY TRIED TO APPEAL BY CAPTURING THE CHILDREN'S MIND. A VERY FAMOUS MASCOT WAS CENTRAL TO THEIR PRESENTATION. SOMEHOW THEIR LCD STOMACH STARTED SHOWING ADULT FARM YARD ADVENTURES DURING THE PRESENTATION
COUNCILOR ONE: ANOTHER HAD DESIGNED THEIR COMPLEX WITH COLOURED AREAS OF PEACE, HARMONY AND LOVE. SOMEHOW AN EXOTIC TROOP OF DANCERS PLAYED STRIPPED TWISTER DURING THEIR PRESENTATION
COUNCILOR ONE: THE FAVOURITE PROSPECTIVE HOST DREW HEAVILY ON IT'S CULTURE AND HISTORY OF STARTING THE EVENT. SOMEHOW ALL OF IT'S ANCIENT CUSTOMS WERE VIEWED LIVE !
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COUNCILOR ONE: BETTER MAKE IT DOUBLE, DOUBLE. ALL GOOD THINGS ETC. THIS DECISION MAKING PROCESS IS LABORIOUSLY SLOW, BUT NOT SLOW ENOUGH. EVENTUALLY WE MUST RETURN HOME FACE THE ENDLESS SUMMER REPEATS ON TV
COUNCILOR ONE: THANKS YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND KIND WORDS. I FEEL WE HAVE PUT OUR COUNTRY BACK ON THE COUNTRY MAP. YOU ARE ALL WELCOMED WE NEED SKILLED DOMESTIQUES OF ALL PERSUASIONS.
COUNCILOR ONE: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS
NEWS READER: AND WE ARE TO BE NEXT HOSTS OF THE ZEUSSIAN TRIALS. COUNCILORS WERE SO SHOCKED ONE ALMOST SPLIT HIS DRINK
SFX: KERUMBLE, KERUMBLE
COUNCILOR ONE: WHAT'S THAT NOISE
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COUNCILOR ONE: WHAT'S HAPPENING, THE WHOLE BUILDING'S SHAKING
COUNCILOR ONE: IT'S NOT THE BUILDING IT'S THE TOWN
COUNCILOR ONE: NO ACTUALLY IT'S THE PLANET, IT'S MOVING
COUNCILOR ONE: WOW SOME INTERGALACTIC FORCE LIKED OUR PRESENTATION SO MUCH IT HAS REQUESTED OUR PLANET AS PERSPECTIVE GALAXIAN EVENT, AT LAST WE'LL GET OUT OF THAT GHASTLY GALAXY
NARRATOR: CLOSE COUNCILOR BUT NO CIGAR, NOT UNLESS YOUR NUMBERS HAVE COME UP
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