Title: Bought The Farm
Series: Theo-saurus
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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Caption: THEO THE SPECIAL SCARECROW IS BACK IN PUNDING. ITS BEEN SO LONG THE ARTIST'S FORGOTTEN HOW TO DRAW HIM.
Caption: HE WAS SO VERY HAPPY HE'D SCARE RIGHT INTO THE NIGHT. HE HAS NO CUSTOMERS BUT HE'D SAY IT'S COS HE'S DOING HIS JOB RIGHT.
Caption: THE PIG WAS GRUMPY AS A PIG IN A DROUGHT. THE HORSE WAS DRAWN AND THE COW WAS UDDERED OUT.
Caption: OH DEAR THEO WHY DO YOU ALL LOOK SO GLUM. LIFE IS OH SO BEAUTIFUL AND TEA IS CURRENT BUNS
Caption: YOUR MILK IS CREAMLESS, SEMI-SKINNED AND YOUR BACON UNSALTED. YOU GIVE RIDERS SEA SICKNESS AND YOUR SCRATCHINGS ARE HAIRLESS.
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THEO: A SOLUTION IS NEAR I AM BEGINNING TO THINK. NOW I JUST NEED A BRAIN, A CLUE AND SOMETHING.
Caption: THIS FARM IS SO COZY WITH IT'S BUILDING AND RUSTING DISPLAYS. ALTHOUGH SOME OTHERS MIGHT RECKON IT'S FALLEN INTO DISARRAY.
THEO: I SAW THIS ON A CARTOON ONCE THIS IS HOW YOU GET IDEAS.
THEO: NOTHING QUITE YET AND IT TICKLES MY EARS.
THEO: WOW IT'S SO OBVIOUS I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT EARLIER. GREAT THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT IMPATIENCE CREATES FAILURE.
THEO: ITS QUITE A SIMPLE RECIPE WITH LOADS OF SCRAP METAL.
THEO: JOINED TOGETHER WITH HEAT AND A BIG HAMMER.
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THEO: THIS IS A SLIDE THAT TWISTS AND TURNS. YOU JUMP IN AT THE TOP AND END UP ON YOU BUM.
Caption: THESE ARE FRAMES FOR CLIMBING AND SCULPTURE. AS WELL AS BEING VULGAR AND FUNCTIONAL
PIG: WE DON'T BLAME YOU, YOU NEVER HAD ANY MARBLES.
HORSE: BUT YOU CANT JUST TURN OUR JUNK INTO MARVELS.
BOY: I CANT TALK IN RHYMES I'VE BEEN CAUGHT SHORT ON A SCHOOL TRIP. CAN I USE YOUR TOILET I REALLY NEED A WEE WEE
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Caption: THE BOY FROM THE SCHOOL TRIP SEES THE ANIMALS PLAYGROUND. HE CONVINCES THE TEACHER TO LET THEM SPEND SOME TIME TO WIND DOWN.
Caption: AN AERIAL RUNAWAY SCARES THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THEM. THEY'RE BACK FOR MORE, HEALTH AND SAFETY ABANDON.
Caption: BOUNCING UP, SOMERSAULTS, FLY LIKE AN AERO PLANE. ALL TOO CONTENT TO SEE YOUR LUNCH AGAIN
Caption: A QUAD BIKE PULLS A TRAIN OF BARRELS ALONG. TWISTS AND TURNS WITH PASSENGERS A APLOMB
THEO: LOOK AT ALL THIS WONGA THE FARM NOW BRINGS IN. WE CAN SEND OUT FOR KEBABS AND FRIED CHICKEN
Caption: WE WERE UNHAPPY AND NOW YOU WANT US TO BE CANNIBALS. IT SEEMS THIS FARM NO LONGER NEEDS ANIMALS
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THEO: THERE'S PLENTY OF HAPPY FACES HERE BUT THEY ARE NOT THE ANIMALS. THERE'RE SADDER THAN EVER AND THAT NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED AT ALL
Caption: OH DEAR THAT'S A STRANGE SORT OF EVENT. IS THAT WHAT AN IDEA FEELS LIKE WHEN IT INVENTS.
THEO: LOOK AT THE ANIMALS IN THEIR NEW HOUSES. THEY CAN WATCH THE KIDS AND VERSA VICE.
THEO: THIS IS GREAT THEO YOU BOUGHT ENTERTAINMENT TO THE FARM. AND AT THE SAME TIME IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE THE STARS
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