Title: One For The Album
Series: Ignore alien orders
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: IN AN ATTEMPT TO EXPAND HIS EMPIRE A MEGALOMANIAC INVITES ALIENS TO EARTH TO TRADE. HIS DREAMS COME TRUE AND THEIR PRICE ISN'T SOMETHING HE REFUSES
Cast: Jethro
Cast: Miss Universe
Cast: Keith
Cast: Alien
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Caption: ENGLAND'S GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND INHABITED BY A SPLEEN AN UNPLEASANT MAN
Caption: POLLUTED BY THE SCABS OF GREENS AND THE SORES OF BUNKERS
Caption: HERE JETHRO HAS BECOME ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MEN IN HISTORY
Caption: KEY SKILLS- SELF BELIEF, AN ABILITY TO SEE THE LARGER PICTURE AND AL FRESCO NEGOTIATING
JETHRO: OF COURSE THE ANSWER IS SO OBVIOUS
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Caption: WITH HEADQUARTERS IN EVERY MAJOR CAPITAL, IN THE STYLE OF POST MODERN, OR FOR THOSE WITHOUT AN ART DEGREE, TOMBSTONES
JETHRO: THE BUILDINGS ARE BASICALLY HOLLOW. JUST A DOOR KEEPER AND A BEVY OF CLEANERS
Caption: AT THE TOP A LUXURIOUS OFFICE SUITE OUTFITTED WITH THE BEST THE WORLD HAD TO OFFER
Caption: I CALL THIS EXTRAORDINARY GENERAL MEETING TO OUTLINE MY EXPANSION PLANS
JETHRO: PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE SAID EXTRA TERRESTRIAL MEETING, AS OUR NEXT MARKET IT OUT THERE
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JETHRO: HELLO AND WELCOME TO EARTH. I LIVE HERE AND I KINDA LIKE IT. JUST THINK OF ME AS YOUR BUSINESS POINT OF CONTACT
JETHRO: THIS IS WHERE MY OFFICES ARE LOCATED, WE HAVE REINFORCED OUR ROOFS FOR YOUR LANDING NEEDS
JETHRO: I OWN MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF COMMUNICATION MEDIUMS SO I WILL BE ABLE TO RESPOND TO YOUR CALL IMMEDIATELY
JETHRO: WE MEASURE SUCCESS BY MONEY AND POWER. I AM ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET.
JETHRO: AND I ONLY USE MY IMMENSE POWER WITH GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
MISS UNIVERSE: HI I'M MISS UNIVERSE, AND YOUR ARE WELCOME TO ENTER THIS YEARS CONTEST WHEN YOU GET HERE. PLEASE COME, MR JETHRO IS SUCH A FOX
JETHRO: THIS WILL BE A STEAL, A WHOLE NEW MARKET, AN UNREGULATED MARKET, A MARKET ONLY I CAN ACCESS
Caption: JUST I JUST HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO GOOD AT GOLF, I DON'T MIND THROWING GAMES BUT I WILL NOT LOSE
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JETHRO: YOU'RE THE BEST EXPERTS ON THIS PLANET. WHY HAVEN'T I GOT A REPLY FROM OUR TENTACLED BRETHREN
KEITH: WELL SIR
JETHRO: PARDON?
KEITH: KEITH SIR, I THINK THE MESSAGE WAS NOT ALTRUISTIC ENOUGH, IT WAS KIND OF SCARY
Sfx: KERCRACK
JETHRO: I LIKE A MAN WHO SPEAKS HIS MIND, RE SHOOT THE VIDEO AND KEITH
KEITH: SIR
JETHRO: PICK UP YOUR P45 IT'S AT YOUR FRONT DESK NOW
Caption: THE GREATEST PAINTING ON EARTH, DESPITE BEING OLD
Caption: THE GREATEST WORK OF ART, DESPITE BEING INCOMPLETE
Caption: THE GREATEST PIECE OF MUSIC, DESPITE BEING UNFINISHED
Caption: THE GREATEST PLAY WRITTEN DESPITE BEING UNUNDERSTANDABLE, LONG, SHORT ON THE SEX AND HEAVY ON THE DEATH
Caption: HERE ON EARTH WE BELIEVE YOU CAN BE GREAT BY JUST BEING YOU
JETHRO: THEY ARE COMING, UPGRADE KEITH'S SEVERANCE PAY
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JETHRO: HAVE A GOOD JOURNEY? DO YOU GOLD? ANYWAY ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
JETHRO: WAS IT MY CHARM, MY PHILANTHROPIC WISHES THAT TICKLED YOUR FANCY
ALIEN: IT WAS HER, WE WANT HER
JETHRO: EASILY DONE, THE MAKE A NEW MISS UNIVERSE EVERY YEAR, AND THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO WEALTH AND MONEY LIKE A SLICED GOLF BALL TO A HAZARD. DID I ASK IF YOU GOLF?
ALIEN: HOME PLANET I AM RETURNING, NEGOTIATIONS WERE EASILY SETTLED. THE FOOLS DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA AS TO THE WORTH THEY HAVE ON THE PLANET
ALIEN: I FOUND THE RAREST CHASER CARD IN THE ALIENS ARTIFACTS SERIES 2 COLLECTION
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