Title: 1-6-1
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ANDY GET A SURPRISE
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Sfx: MR DOE, YOU ARE EXPECTED, PLEASE GO RIGHT ON THROUGH
ANDY: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? THESE MAJOR LABELS WERE THE INSTITUTION WE WERE REBELLING AGAINST. IF THE PRESS EVER KNEW I'D BEEN HERE
JESSICA: AH ANDY WE'VE FLOWN IN A 30 YEAR SINGLE MALT ESPECIALLY
ANDY: MRS SWAN?
JESSICA: CALL ME JESSICA, DEAR
JESSICA: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS AT SEA STAYS AT SEA. SEE HERE WE ARE TALKING LIKE MATURE ADULTS. YOU'VE BEEN INACTIVE ON THE MUSIC SCENE FOR THE PAST DECADE YOU'VE PROBABLY NOT AWARE WE BOUGHT UP YOUR INDEPENDENT LABEL. NOW WE OWN YOU, YOUR BAND, YOUR BACK CATALOGUE.
ANDY: I OR ANY INCARNATION OF MY BAND WILL EVER BE IN THE PAY OF A MAJOR LABEL DINOSAUR LIKE YOURSELF
JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND DEAR
JESSICA: QUITE UNDERSTAND, I THOUGHT YOU SAY THAT SO I'LL JUST SEND BACK THIS FESTIVAL HEADLINE SLOT FOR THE ORIGINAL LINE UP BACK TO THE PROMOTERS
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ANDY: YOUR UNCLE'S BACK IN THE BAND, THEY HAVE TO HAVE ME BACK, IN FRONT OF 20,000 PEOPLE
JENNY: HOW COME I HEAR ABOUT MY OWN BROTHER'S BAND REUNION ON A GOSSIP INSERT IN MY OWN RADIO SHOW
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
STUART: YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO THE VICE PRESIDENT OF DEVELOPMENT... ERHH SPEAKING
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IAN: THE WESTERN CROFTED RED FINCH, A FEMALE, THAT MEANS THERE ARE THREE LEFT IN THE WORLD, MAY NOT BE EXTINCT
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
IAN: OH NO THAT'S FRIGHTENED IT OFF BEFORE I COULD TAG IT
IAN: WHAT DO YOU WANT. YOU'D MAKE A LOUSY DRUMMER WITH THAT TIMING, YOU JUST SCARED OFF THE NICEST BIRD I'D SEEN IN YEARS
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ANDY: MOLEY, I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
MOLEY: ERRH, ANDY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU HERE?
ANDY: HAS A FUNNY MEETING TODAY, SOMEONE BOUGHT OUR LABEL, THE ONE YOU'RE THE MAJOR SHAREHOLDER PIN
MOLEY: ERHH
ANDY: ONE GOOD TURN AND ALL THAT, SO I BROUGHT YOU THIS
MOLEY: YOUR ORIGINAL K17 SYNTH, WHEN YOU BANNED KEYBOARDS IN THE GROUP AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE, I THOUGHT YOU TRASHED IT
ANDY: NOT THIS, THIS A CLASSIC, IT'S NOW YOUR CLASSIC
ANDY: THAT FAX'LL BE FOR YOU, YOU MAY NEED TO GET ANOTHER PAPER ROLL
MOLEY: ITS A PERFORMANCE CONTRACT, INITIAL RIDER, RECORDING RIGHTS, DVD SALES, GUEST LIST... IT'S FOR US
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ANDY: YES IT IS FOR US, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
ANDY: YOU SOLD THE LABEL TO A MAJOR LABEL, KNOWING THEY WOULD WANT TO MAXIMISE THEIR RETURN
ANDY: KNOWING WE'D NOT RECORD FOR MAJOR THAT WOULD LEAVE LIVE WORK. THE BEST LIVE RETURNS IS FROM FESTIVALS
ANDY: YOU DID AS YOU ALWAYS DID MOLEY, LOOK AFTER US, THIS K17 IS YOURS
MOLEY: ACTUALLY MR ANDY, I SOLD IT TO THEM HOPING IT WOULD PUT YOU IN THE POSITION OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN
ANDY: I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU CAN SQUARE IT WITH THURSDAY, THE OTHERS ARE IN BUT I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO CONTACT HER
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