Title: 1-5-2
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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ANDY: IN SUMMARY, BASED ON CURRENT PREDICTIONS THIS COMPANY WILL FOLD WITH 9 MONTHS
SFX: KERSILENCE
DIRECTOR: WE'VE REVIEWED THE FIGURES, YOUR FIGURES, AND BASICALLY THEY ARE RIDDLED WITH ERRORS
DIRECTOR: YOU THE COMPOUNDED IT BY PRESENTING THEM AS FACT TO THE GLOBAL BOARD
DIRECTOR: HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL
ANDY: MY DEPARTMENT, MY PROBLEM
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THURSDAY: #RAISE YOUR HEAD UP
THURSDAY: UNTWIST YOUR NECK
THURSDAY: BREATHE IN DEEPLY
THURSDAY: STAND ON TIP TOES#
THURSDAY: #HOIST YOUR ARMS ALOFT
THURSDAY: TURN INTO THE BREEZE
THURSDAY: ERASE ALL CONSCIOUSNESS
THURSDAY: THEN PENSIVELY EXHALE#
THURSDAY: #TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE
THURSDAY: RETREAT TO BEING QUIET
THURSDAY: SIT IN THE WEBBED CORNER
THURSDAY: HEATED BY CANDLELIGHT#
THURSDAY: #WALK ON AT A BRISK PACE
THURSDAY: ADMIRE THE ROLLING SCENARIO
THURSDAY: WEAR A PERFUME OF FALLEN DEW
THURSDAY: A NEIGHBOUR OF THE HEDGEROW#
THURSDAY: #SHARE AND COMFORT
THURSDAY: TEACH AND BE TAUGHT
THURSDAY: INSPIRE AND DESIRE
THURSDAY: CATCH AND BE CAUGHT#
THURSDAY: #WATCH AND LISTEN
THURSDAY: IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK#
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ANDY: HIA SIS
JENNIFER: HE'S TILL AT REHEARSALS
ANDY: ACTUALLY IT'S YOU I WANT TO TALK TO
JENNIFER: GOOD BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU
ANDY: HE'S BEAUTIFUL, ARE YOU SURE HE'S STUART'S ? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME. MISERABLE PEOPLE LOVE TO HEAR GOOD NEWS, IT ENCOURAGES TO BASK IN MORE MISERY
ANDY: WHAT I CAME TO SAY IS, I WAS STUART'S NEW BOSS, I KEPT HIM LATE TO PREVENT REHEARSALS, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU OR HIM. HE WANTED TO RESIGN BUT I MADE MY SELF INDISPENSABLE GOT A FEW QUID OUT OF THEM AND STUART'S GOT MY OLD JOB
STUART: ANDY ?, OH SO YOU KNOW, YES I DO, CONGRATULATIONS MATE, ON THE WIFE, SPROG AND NEW JOB
ANDY: BUT DID YOU HAVE TO MARRY HIM
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ANDY: JUST TO SAY I'M NO LONGER WITH THE FIRM, STUART WILL BE FREE TO BASS WITH THURSDAY ANY TIME SHE WANTS
BOYFRIEND: ACTUALLY I TOOK HER TO ITALY AND CONVINCED HER, HER BAND WAS NOT GOING AND SHE SHOULD STAY AT HOME
IAN: THIS IS A LOW KEY WARM UP GIG FOR MY FORTHCOMING TOUR. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING
ANDY: THAT'S LOOKS MORE LIKE IAN THAN ELVIS
BOYFRIEND: HE'S WEARING BLACK NATIONAL HEALTH GLASSES AND HE CAN'T SING, THAT AN ELVIS ASSASSINATOR
ANDY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT SCARES ME MOST, A DRUMMER THAT CAN SING, A DRUMMER THAN CAN GUITAR OR A DRUMMER THAN CAN DO BOTH
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MOLEY: SO IT'S COME TO THIS
MOLEY: A GUITARIST OFF SICK, LOVE SICK
MOLEY: A DRUMMER ON A SOLO TOUR
MOLEY: BASSIST RAN OFF WITH A DJ TO MAKE SWEET MUSIC
MOLEY: FINAL MEMBER GROUP STATUS UNKNOWN, INTENTIONS UNKNOWN
MOLELY: I FELL LIKE SOMEONE'S WALKED OVER MY GRAVE
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