Title: Yourself In Time
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: THURSDAY'S STAR IS IN THE ASCENDENCE
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ANDY: IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY?
ANDY: OR HALF FULL?
ANDY: IS THE TABLE HALF EMPTY?
ANDY: IS MY BLADDER HALF FULL?
ANDY: SHOULD YOU TRUST THE UNKNOWN, BE WARY OF IT, ACCEPT IT OR FIGHT IT
ANDY: HI, I WAS INVITED ALONG TO THE RECORDING SESSION AT EIGHT?
DOORMAN: YOU'RE OLD SCHOOL RIGHT. THESE DAYS WHEN THEY SAY EIGHT THEY MEAN IN THE MORNING, THEY'RE LONG GONE NOW
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THURSDAY: #LEAVES ALWAYS FALL IN THE AUTUMN#
THURSDAY: #THOSE THAT FORGET CALL IT THE FALL#
THURSDAY: #THEY BRANDISH ALL THEIR BEST COLOURS#
THURSDAY: #BEFORE WITHERING TO NOTHING AT ALL#
THURSDAY: #ITS NOT THE EFFECT OF GRAVITY#
THURSDAY: #NATURE CAN EXERT EXTREME HURT#
THURSDAY: #IT JUST IT'S TIME TO BE A SPENT FORCE#
THURSDAY: #IT WOULD RATHER BOW OUR WITH DUE GRACE#
STUART: #IN TIME YOU WILL BECOME YOU#
THURSDAY: #IN TIME YOU WILL BECOME#
STUART: #IN TIME YOU BECOME WILLING#
THURSDAY: #TO BE YOURSELF IN TIME#
THURSDAY: #WORK HARD BRUSHING THEM INTO PILES#
THURSDAY: #TRANSPORT TO NEAREST A GREEN RECYCLE#
THURSDAY: #BUY MACHINE THAT PRODUCES FINE PULP#
THURSDAY: #BUT LEFT ALONE THEY FIND DIGNIFIED WAY OUT#
STUART: #IN TIME YOU WILL BECOME YOU#
THURSDAY: #IN TIME YOU WILL BECOME#
STUART: #IN TIME YOU BECOME WILLING#
THURSDAY: #TO BE YOURSELF IN TIME#
MOLEY: THAT'S A WRAP, THE TAPE'S IN THE CAN
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MAX: THANKS FOR COMING, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A SECRET GIG BUT THEY'RE QUEUING UP BACK TO THE M25.
MAX: I'VE JUST HEARD OUT NEW SINGLE'S GONE STRAIGHT IN AT NUMBER 1. ON THE B SIDE IS A COVER OF A SONG BY THE BAND THAT INFLUENCED MY LIFE
MAX: AND ON STAGE TONIGHT WITH US IS THE WRITER OF THAT SONG
MOLEY: THE ALL TIME NUMBERO UNO INDIE BABE, THURSDAY'S CHILD
MAX: #LEAVES ALWAYS FALL IN THE AUTUMN#
MAX: #THOSE THAT FORGET CALL IT THE FALL#
ANDY: A B SIDE COUNTS AS A NUMBER ONE, ALWAYS KNEW WE COULD DO IT, I JUST HOPED I'D HAVE A PART TO PLAY IN IT
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STUART: YOU STILL GOT A KEY?
JENNY: I MOVED OUT TO BE WITH MY HUSBAND
STUART: SO HAVE YOU?
JENNY: WELL OF COURSE I HAVE
STUART: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
JENNY: NO ONE'S HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYS
JENNY: KNOCK, KNOCK. BRO TIS ME
STUART: AND YOUR BASS PLAYER, YOU KNOW HALF THE RHYTHM SECTION. THE OTHER HALF IS CURRENT SEEING DOUBLE
JENNY: YOU HAVE TO READ THIS, THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO DELIVER FOR DAYS
ANDY: INVITATION TO APPEAR ON TOTP
STUART: WOOH
JENNY: HOOH
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ANDY: WHEN I WAS YOUNG I SAW A BAND ON TOTP WITH TWO DRUMMERS, THEY WERE DRESSED UP LIKE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AND THE HAIRSTYLES WERE AMBIGUOUS BUT THEY STARED INTO THE CAMERA WITH THE MOST SOLEMN STARE. IT OOZED IMPORTANCE AND RELEVANCE. FROM THAT DAY ON ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO, WAS APPEAR ON TOTP
MOLEY: ITS ALL CHANGED NOW THOUGH. TOTP HAS A SPIN OFF TOTP, IT'S NOW ON SUNDAYS INSTEAD OF FRIDAYS AND THERE'S A KIDS VERSION ON SATURDAY. THEY PLAY ALBUM TRACKS AND TRY TO GET THE NUMBER ONE AS IT'S ANNOUNCED ON RADIO
ANDY: TURN BACK I'M NOT GOING FOR A SECOND RATE IMPOSTER
MOLEY: ITS STILL TOTP, IT'S STILL YOUR DREAM, COME ONE IT'S ALL YOU EVER WANTED, IT'S JUST DILUTED
ANDY: SO AT PROPER STRENGTH THE GLASS'D BE HALF EMPTY
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