Title: 1-4-1
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ANDY AND THURSDAY ARE INDEPENDENTLY WINED AND DINED
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WAITER: EXCUSE ME PLEASE, SIR
ANDY: NO SORRY I DON'T WORK HERE, I'M WAITING FOR MY GUEST, ACTUALLY I'M THE GUEST, NO REALLY, JUST GIVE THEM FEW MORE MINUTES
WAITER: SIR THE TABLES WERE RENUMBERED A FEW YEARS AGO, YOUR TABLE IS OVER HERE, YOUR GUEST INSTRUCTED ME TO ALERT YOU
ANDY: MORE CHANGES
CAMILLE: HIA GORGEOUS
ANDY: THURS.. CAMILLE?
CAMILLE: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW LOOK
ANDY: PERFECT
CAMILLE: YOU LOOK SURPRISINGLY WELL ADJUSTED IN THAT MONKEY SUIT
ANDY: I'VE HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE.
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ANDY: I WAS QUITE SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM YOU
CAMILLE: YOU UNDERESTIMATE YOUR HIDDEN CHARM OFFENSIVE
ANDY: NO, YOU WANT SOMETHING
CAMILLE: THAT'S THE MEANS TO AN END, I MEAN YOUR THE ENDS TO THE MEANS
ANDY: SO WHOSE PAYING FOR THE MEAL
CAMILLE: THAT'S A BUSINESS EXPENSE
CAMILLE: THEY'VE BEEN ASKED FOR RECORDING RIGHTS FOR "YOURSELF IN TIME", AFTER THE FINANCIALLY SUICIDE EMBARGO YOU PUT ON THAT CANADIAN CHICKS RELEASE, THEY THOUGHT THE PERSONAL TOUCH
ANDY: SO YOU DRESS LIKE HER,
CAMILLE: IF I GET A TENTH OF WHAT SHE GOT OUT OF YOU IT'LL BE WORTH IT
ANDY: SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR RESEARCH THAT'S THURSDAY'S SONG
CAMILLE: I KNOW THAT, WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE A EVENING OF PAID FOR HEDONISM AHEAD OF US
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ANDY: URGGHH
JENNY: HI BRO, WHAT YOU DOING
ANDY: GOT NOT IDEA, WHATCHA DOING HERE?
JENNY: I'M STANDING IN ON THE BREAKFAST SHOW
ANDY: STU
STUART: SSHH KEEP THE NOISE DOWN..
JENNY: ERHH... NEIGHBOURS
ANDY: YOU DECORATED SINCE THIS MORNING
STUART: YOU LOOK PRETTY BAD BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE
ANDY: I LIVE HERE
STUART: NO YOU MOVED OUT MANY YEARS AGO
ANDY: I'VE DONE IT AGAIN HAVEN'T I
STUART: SOMEONE'S BEEN TAPPING YOUR NOSTALGIA PARANOIA AGAIN
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MAX: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THURSDAY: THAT A MAJOR ROCK STAR HAS YEARNS FOR ARTISH BENT AND ALLOWS HIS HOUSE TO BE A PRISON FOR THE FINEST ARTIST OF THE 18TH CENTURY?
MAX: NO I MEANT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LANDSCAPE
THURSDAY: I THINK... OH ITS
MAX: YES I'M THE WARDEN OF THE IMPECCABLE ART POLICE
THURSDAY: I DIDN'T MEAN
MAX: YES YOU DID
THURSDAY: YES I DID
MAX: I FEEL WOUNDED IN ONLY A WAY A DECENT MEAL CAN HEAL
THURSDAY: CHEF'S DAY OFF?
MAX: OH THE PAIN
THURSDAY: OK THEN MY CHOICE
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MAX: THIS APPARENTLY IS THE CORRECT TABLE
THURSDAY: NO LAST TIME I WAS HERE THIS NUMBER TABLE WAS OVER THERE
MAX: I ASKED, IT WAS MANY MANY YEARS AGO
THURSDAY: HOPE THE CREME BRULEE RECIPE HASN'T BEEN CHANGED
MAX: I MUST CONFESS ABOUT THE ART
THURSDAY: THAT YOUR INDEPENDENT FINANCIAL ADVISOR, ADVISED YOU INDEPENDENTLY TO INVEST IN ART
MAX: NO I BORROWED IT, JUST TO OPEN THE EXHIBITION
THURSDAY: WHY
MAX: BECAUSE A I KNEW YOU WERE A UNIQUE FAN OF THE ARTIST, HE'S FAR TOO OLDE WORLDLY FOR ME
THURSDAY: ME, WHY ME
MAX: HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
THURSDAY: YES BUT
MAX: I WANTED TO MEET YOU
THURSDAY: WELL HERE I AM, WHAT I COULD POSSIBLY HAVE THAT YOU WOULD WANT?
MAX: YOU NEED A NEW MIRROR
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