Title: Alchemy Sulk
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A SUPERSTAR RECORDS WITH THE BAND
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BABY: MAM
STUART: SLEEP PICKLE. I'LL LEAVE THE RADIO ON SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUMMY'S SHOW, BUT PROMISE ME NOT TO SCREAM IF SHE PLAYS ANY OF OUR STUFF
JENNY: I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIND YOU A DECENT MAN
STUART: I'VE GOT THE WHOLE DAY OFF SO WHEN YOU WAKE UP WE'LL COLLECT MUMMY AND GO FOR A WALK ROUND THE PARK AND FEED THE DUCKS
BABY: DUTS
JENNY: BUT I CAN FIND YOU A DECENT BAND
STUART: OR NOT AS THE CASE MAY BE
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CHANTELLE: HOW QUAINT THE CITY LOOKS LIKE A MODEL
ANDY: MOST CITIES DO FROM HIGH UP
CHANTELLE: BACK HOME YOU'RE SO HIGH UP ALL YOU SEE IT CLOUDS
ANDY: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SIZE ?
CHANTELLE: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SIZE ?
ANDY: FOR YOU EVERYTHING IS SMALLER
CHANTELLE: THAT'S AN OBSERVATIONAL FACT, NOT A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING
ANDY: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO MA'AM
CHANTELLE: THAT'S A LOT MORE ATTITUDE THAN I'D GET BACK HOME
CHANTELLE: IT IS BEAUTIFUL, I CAN SEE WHY YOU GOT SO HOME SICK
ANDY: BETTER HOMESICK THAT SEASICK
CHANTELLE: THIS IS YOUR HOME COUNTRY, YOUR HOME CITY, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO YOUR HOME, SEE HOW SICK WE CAN BE
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CHANTELLE: #WHEN IT CAME TO SOLVING SORROW
CHANTELLE: YOU WERE WIZARD OF GREAT PROPORTIONS
CHANTELLE: ALWAYS HAD AN DEEP ANECDOTE
CHANTELLE: TO FLIP OVER THE UGLY SITUATION#
CHANTELLE: #YOUR EYES WERE THE BRIGHTEST CHARM
CHANTELLE: JUST ROLLED THEM BACK TO HYPNOTISE
CHANTELLE: YOUR COFFEE SMELT OF DUSK AND DOWN
CHANTELLE: THE GREATEST ELIXIR OF LOVE POTIONS#
CHANTELLE: #ALCHEMY ONLY BELIEVED FOOLS
CHANTELLE: ALCHEMY ASCENDS NATURES RULES
CHANTELLE: ALCHEMY WITHOUT HEAT TO SMELT
CHANTELLE: ALCHEMY WAS YOU BEING YOUR SELF#
CHANTELLE: #WORDS COULD SOOTHE A RABID BEAST
CHANTELLE: TONGUE CONDUCTED PEACE AS IT SPOKE
CHANTELLE: THE MERE PRESENCE OF YOUR HUMBLE SOUL
CHANTELLE: DROWNED THEN EVAPORATED DEEPEST MOATS#
CHANTELLE: #CHEMISTRY IS PARADED BY FOOLS
CHANTELLE: CHEMISTRY AGREES THAT NATURE'S CRUEL
CHANTELLE: CHEMISTRY ALL THE LITTLE BOTTLES ON THE SHELF
CHANTELLE: CHEMISTRY ALL I HAVE SINCE YOU LEFT#
CHANTELLE: #CHEMISTRY TRYING FOR ALCHEMY
CHANTELLE: I'M SULKING AS I'M MISSING A VITAL INGREDIENT#
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JENNY: MOLEY
MOLEY: ALL GOOD
JENNY: THAT'S A WRAP
CHANTELLE: BUT THEY WERE ALL FIRST TAKES
THURSDAY: THAT'S WHAT WE DO
STUART: FIRST TIME IS THE LAST TIME
IAN: ITS BEER TIME
CHANTELLE: ARE YOU SURE?
THURSDAY: TRUST US, YOU ALREADY SOUND LIKE US, YOU MAY AS WELL BEHAVE LIKE US
CHANTELLE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
THURSDAY: SUBLIME POETRY ASIDE, THE CHORD INVERSIONS, THE STRUCTURE, YOUR HIT IS A RIP OFF OF US, ITS NO WONDER WE MADE IT SOUND SO GOOD IN ONE TAKE. THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T RELEASE IT OVER HERE, GUILT
CHANTELLE: YOU'RE SO WRONG, WE COULDN'T RELEASE IT OVER HERE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WRITE IT. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT YOU BY YOUR BIGGEST FAN
JENNY: YOU AND THURSDAY
THURSDAY: I THOUGHT NO MAN COULD HAVE WRITTEN SUCH A TENDER HEART MOVING PLEA. I'M IN LOVE WITH A SONG AND ITS ALREADY ABOUT ME
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ANDY: HELLO
ANDY: HELLO ? ITS ME, REMEMBER ME 10 YEARS AGO ?
CHANTELLE: SORRY I SPOILT YOUR BIG REUNION MOMENT, BUT THURSDAY DIDN'T REALISE HOW CLOSE SHE WAS TO THE TRUTH. I HAD TO SAY I WROTE THE SONG ABOUT HER.
ANDY: BUT I WROTE IT ABOUT YOU
CHANTELLE: NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU'RE A LOT BIGGER HERE ON SENTIMENT, THAT IS NOT A DEATH SONG IT'S BEAUTIFUL, INCITFUL AND A TRUE LOVE SONNET
CHANTELLE: I ALWAYS BELIEVED IT WAS ABOUT ME BUT HAVING MET THURSDAY I REALISE
CHANTELLE: I'M A MULTIMILLIONAIRE, INTERNATIONAL STAR AND INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO HER
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