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| chronicle | Earth Arise | 1/5 | on 20923 | at punding.com |

Title: Earth Arise

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS

PAGE 1

Nanny (seems to be) driving an open top sports car, it is not until the final frame that the car's true nature is revealed


Close up of Nanny and Jennifer driving from the front of the car

NANNY: MUST BE NEARLY TEA TIME? ARE YOU HUNGRY YET?


Close up of Nanny and Jennifer drying from the rear of the car (reverse of frame 1)

JENNIFER: YES NANNY, I AM HUNGRY IN MY TUMMY


Nanny and Jennifer drying from the rear of the car (zoomed out of framne 2)

NANNY: WELL JENNIFER, WE SHALL POP IN HERE FOR SOME QUALITY TIFFIN


Nanny and Jennifer are between theire car and the auction house, helped by 2 porters. The auction house extend up the right hand side of the page

NANNY: THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING INTERESTING GOING ON IN YE OLDE AUCTION HOUSE

PAGE 2

This page is one frame that starts as a corridor to a restaurant, it's bar and other tables, to a table where Nanny and Jennifer sit so they can over look the auction. From the clientele and the signs it is a women only area, though the important part of the signs is not the sex of the person depicted but the human form.

NANNY: THIS FIRM IS STRICTLY OLD SKOOL AND RIGHTLY SO NOT ENOUGH MORALS AROUND TODAY. WE HAVE TO WATCH FROM HERE..

MAITRE D: AH FEMALES

NANNY: TABLE FOR TWO PLEASE

MAITRE D: HERE'S A NICE BOOTH IN THE GALLERY THAT WILL OVER LOOK THE AUCTION.

WAITER: MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

NANNY: TIFFIN, AND PLEASE MAKE IT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

JENNIFER: OUNCE WOULD LIKE SOME CHEESE PLEASE NANNY

OUNCE: ALWAYS WITH THE CHEESE, IT'S DRIVING ME CRACKERS, YES CRACKERS IS WHAT I WANT, WITH MY CHEESE

PAGE 3

The page is a big scene of the auction room split into 3 columns, at the top are the three watchers and the remainder contains the 3 bidders each with their own column. Nanny's talk fills downwards


OUNCE: WHAT AN UNRULY MOB

NANNY: THE MAN IN BEIGE IS MAJOR BROWN, MAIN SUPPORTER OF THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY. QUITE LITERALLY HE WILL FLATTEN ANYTHING THAT COULD SUSTAIN LIFE.

NANNY: THE ONE WITH THE EVIL BEARD IS DR C MICE, A GREAT BENEFACTOR OF LOW COST HOUSING SCHEMES. ON SITES HE HAS PREVIOUSLY RENTED FOR BIOLOGICAL TESTING

NANNY: AND FINALLY THE MYSTERY MAN KNOWN AS VT125, BONEFIDA HISTORIAN. HE WILL KEEP BREAKING DOWN ANYTHING UNTIL IT IT'S SALEABLE. ON A BAD DAY HE DOES A GOOD LINE IN TOPSOIL.

PAGE 4

Various unconnected frames of bidding


AUCTIONEER: NOW LOT 9X5


VT125: 2


DR C MICE: 3


MAJOR BROWN: 5


NANNY: I WONDER WHAT POOR FORSAKEN ITEM COULD INTEREST THEM ALL?


DR C MICE: 10


VT125: 15


MAJOR BROWN: 20


JENNIFER: OH HOW EXCITING


10 

VT125: 30


11 

DR C MICE: 50


12 

MAJOR BROWN: 75


13 

NANNY: COME ALONG JENNIFER YOU SHOULD NO BE WATCHING THIS

PAGE 5

Down the left is Frame 4 whose text intermingles with frames 1 to 3, up the right is frame 5


Nanny and Jennifer leaving the auction house

NANNY: THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

JENNIFER: THOSE HORRIBLE MEN?


Closer in on Nanny and Jennifer leaving the auction house

NANNY: NO IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO CONFINE MEETINGS TO ONE SEX AND RACE

JENNIFER: YAWN!


Closer in on Nanny and Jennifer leaving the auction house

NANNY: BUT SELLING PROPERTY WITHOUT THE INHABITANTS CONSENT..


The side of the auction house and it's entrance where Nanny and Jennifer are in their car. The last throws of the auction can be heard from the building. A porter stands by

AUCTIONEER: GOING, GOING, GONE. LOT 9X5 PLANET EARTH SOLD.

NANNY: SO MUCH TO DO, JENNIFER YOU NEED A NAP.


The car has taken off and is flying between planets

NANNY: AND YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE OUT SAVING THE WORD DRESSED IN SEERSUCKER

JENNIFER: YAWN!, YES NANNY

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