Title: F.U.N.E.X
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: AN EGG STRUGGLES TO FIND ITS OWN WAY IN THE WORLD
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EGGBERT: MY FIRST MEMORY, IT'S DARK, VERY DARK, I'M TRAPPED, I FIGHT, I BREAK OUT, I ESCAPE
EGGBERT: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE BUT I KNOW ITS LIGHT, I KNOW IT'S GOOD I KNOW IT CALLS ME
EGGBERT: CAN'T FIT THROUGH THOSE GAPS BUT IN THE DISTANCE THERE'S A LARGE OPENING
EGGBERT: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT, FEEL IT'S WARMTH, I WANT TO RUN TOWARDS IT, IT ATTRACTS ME UNSELFISHLY IT HAS A GIFT OF JOY IT IS OFFERING
EGGBERT: I AM ALIVE, I AM OUT, I AM AN EGG MAN, WHOOP, WHOOPEDO.
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EGGBERT: WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO, HOW TO GET THERE, BETTER CROSS THIS ROAD ?
ALBEUM: OUTTA THE WAY BROWNY, US SPECKLES NEED SOME ROOM WE'RE ON VACATION
EGGBERT: WHAT'S THE RUSH AREN'T YOU JUST GLAD TO BE ALIVE
ALBEUM: US SPECKLES ARE FREE RANGE AND WE INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY
EGGBERT: WHAT IS THAT ?
ALBEUM: THE HAND OF DEATH, YOU CAN WATCH IT OR RUN FOR IT
EGGBERT: ALL THIS MOTION WILL SEE ME CURDLED BEFORE I GET A CHANCE TO BE SCRAMBLED
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EGGBERT: WHATEVER IT WAS WE HAVE LOST IT
ALBEUM: NOT FOR LONG, WE MUST HIDE, THIS COVER HIDES A HOLE THAT IS TOO SMALL FOR IT TOO FIT THROUGH
EGGBERT: THEN WHAT
ALBEUM: WE WAIT FOR IT TO PASS
YOKEL: OH I FEEL WARM
YOKEL: VERY, VERY WARM
YOKEL: OW MY STOMACH HURTS, FEELS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING MOVING AROUND INSIDE
YOKEL: HELP I'M FALLING APART
ALBEUM: ITS THE CRACKING
EGGBERT: THE WHAT
ALBEUM: IF WE DON'T REACH THE CAROUSEL IN 30 MINUTES WE BREAK APART FORM THE INSIDE
ALBEUM: SO WHAT DO WE DO
EGGBERT: WERE YOU BORN SOFT ? WE RUN. WHAT EVER CAME OUT OF YOKEL CAN NOT BE ANY FRIEND OF OURS
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EGGBERT: I THINK WE LOST THEM
ALBEUM: WE MUST FIND SANCTUARY
EGGBERT: THERE'S ALWAYS CAROUSEL
EGGBERT: NO ONE'S EVER RETURNED FROM THE CAROUSEL
ALBEUM: THIS LOOKS LIKE A SAFE PLACE TO HIDE
EGGBERT: WHAT IS THAT SMELL ITS VILE ?
ALBEUM: THAT MY FRIEND IS THE SMELL OF FREEDOM, THE CALL OF THE WILD
EGGBERT: ITS ONE OF US, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM ?
ALBEUM: HE'S OLD, HE ESCAPED AND REMAINED FREE.
EGGBERT: BUT THE SMELL
ALBEUM: COMPLETELY NATURAL, YOU'LL SMELL THE SAME WHEN THE DRUGS FROM THE PLACE HAVE BE WASHED OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
SFX: KERCRACK
ALBEUM: RUN .. ARGGH
ALBEUM: RUN
EGGBERT: AL, MY DEAR FRIEND, I WON'T LEAVE YOU,
ALBEUM: RUN BEFORE YOU CAN READ THE WRITING ON THAT SOLE
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EGGBERT: EVERYONE I CARED ABOUT GONE, I WILL RETURN HOME AND BEG TO BE LET BACK IN AND ON TO CAROUSEL.
CHICKEN: SON IS THAT YOU I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU
EGGBERT: OH NO I'M CRACKING UP, MUM HELP, IT HURTS
CHICKEN: HOLD ON SON, IT WILL SOON ALL BE OVER, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CROSS OVER
EGGBERT: SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND, MY LIFE FLASHES BEFORE ME, WE MUST EVOLVE TO SURVIVE FROM A CALCIUM BASED LIFE FORM TO A CARBON ONE AND THE CYCLE RICHLY REPEATS
CHICKEN: THERE YOU ARE SON, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU. ALL THIS FREE RANGE STUFF IS VERY ECO FRIENDLY BUT IT PUTS SO MUCH STRESS ON THE FAMILY UNIT. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE START GESTATION YOUNG, THIS EGG DELIVERY SYSTEM IS SO JURASSIC
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