Title: Just Haunting You
Series: No such place
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A SUPERSTAR TAKES ON THE BAND TO BACK HER
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CAPTAIN: A VERY GOOD MORNING TO ALL PASSENGERS. WE ARE APPROACHING LONDON
CAPTAIN: IT'S IS NEARLY 9 AM, GROUND CONTROL REPORTS THE WETHER IS A BEAUTIFUL SUMMER DAY. DRESS CODE OF THE DAY IS T-SHIRTS AND SHORTS
NEWS READER: BIG NEWS ON THE CELEBRITY FRONT, AMERICAN SUPERSTAR SONGSTRESS CHANTELLE FLEW IN AN UNANNOUNCED TODAY. SHE SLIPPED BY AS ANOTHER FAILING NATIONAL SPORTS TEAM WERE CHEERED THROUGH THE VIP LINES. SO WE'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO VISIT BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO RELEASE RECORDS TO.
CAPTAIN: UNLESS YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR IN WHICH CASE IT'S SCARVES AND SHADES AS ALWAYS
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CHANTELLE: THESE ENGLISH MPVS ARE SO QUAINT LIKE A CAR BACK HOME BEING SQUASHED
CHANTELLE: DRIVER, CARE TO SHOW A REFINED SUPERSTAR A BIT OF THE ENGLISH ROUGH
CHANTELLE: I SAY HEY DRIVER, I HAVE NEEDS THAT NEED SERVICING, PLEASE DO NOT TREAT MY HONESTLY WITH YOUR DETACHED ENGLISHNESS
CHANTELLE: COME, COME SWEETHEART, I CAN BUY YOU A HUNDRED TIMES OVER. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG .. ANDY
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JENNY: WELL THIS AFTERNOON LISTENERS WE HAVE A REAL SPECIAL TREAT, HOT FROM THE TARMAC, FRESH FROM THE LIMO.
JENNY: A FEW MONTHS AGO I FOUND AN NAMED TRACK, AND I PLAYED IT. THEN IT WAS MY RECORD OF THE WEEK.
JENNY: REMEMBER IT NOW, I WAS AT FIRST EMBARRASSED TO FIND OUT IT WAS BY A SUPERSTAR BUT WE STUCK BY IT
JENNY: THE RECORD LABEL REFUSED TO RELEASE IT IN THIS COUNTRY
JENNY: AND YOU GOT IT INTO THE CHARTS BASED ON IMPORT SALES ONLY
JENNY: HERE'S THE MULTI-MILLION SELLING ARTIST CHANTELLE
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JENNY: WELCOME CHANTELLE, IT'S UNEXPECTED TO SEE YOU WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HOLD OF YOUR PEOPLE FOR MONTHS
CHANTELLE: WELL IF I'D KNOWN YOUR DRINKING WHISKY WAS AS GOOD AS THIS I'D HAVE CALLED YOU
JENNY: SO WHY WON'T YOU RELEASE THE SINGLE OFFICIALLY IN THIS COUNTRY
CHANTELLE: IT'S A VERY PRIVATE SONG ABOUT AN EX-LOVER, I WANTED TO EXCUSE THEIR BLUSHES DARLING
JENNY: WE'RE ALL GIRLS TOGETHER, THE LYRICS ARE VENOMOUS AND PASSIONATE SIMULTANEOUSLY, HE MUST HAVE RAKED YOU RIGHT UP
CHANTELLE: SHE SURE DID
JENNY: I'M CONFUSED, CURIOUS BUT CONFUSED, IT'S A BOY GIRL SONG ?
CHANTELLE: THAT WHAT LAWYERS DO TO YOU, AS WELL AS ROBBING YA BLIND
JENNY: SO HOW ABOUT RECORDING A SESSION WHILST YOU'RE HERE
CHANTELLE: LOVE TO BUT NO BAND
JENNY: I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIND YOU A DECENT MAN, BUT A DECENT BAND I CAN SORT YOU OUT THERE GIRLFRIEND
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CHANTELLE: #WANTED TO SEE YOU CRY ONE MORE TIME
CHANTELLE: HOPED TO SEE YOU WINCE ONCE AGAIN
CHANTELLE: PUSH TO MAKE YOU STUMBLE AND FALL APLOMB
CHANTELLE: CRACK A CRAFTY SMILE WHEN YOUR LUCK IS DOWN#
CHANTELLE: #WANTED TO SEE YOU CRY ONE MORE TIME
CHANTELLE: HOPED TO SEE YOU WINCE ONCE AGAIN
CHANTELLE: PUSH TO MAKE YOU STUMBLE AND FALL APLOMB
CHANTELLE: CRACK A CRAFTY SMILE WHEN YOUR LUCK IS DOWN#
CHANTELLE: #ALL OF THESE MISFORTUNES I BEQUEATH TO YOU
CHANTELLE: EVERY BREAKDOWN SCHEDULED IS COMING TO YOU
CHANTELLE: WELL PAST THE SELL BY DATE THAT IT'S YOU THAT IS
CHANTELLE: YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCOMMODATED ME FOR OLD TIMES SAKE#
CHANTELLE: #YOU'VE NOT A MATCHING UNLADDERED PAIR OF TIGHTS
CHANTELLE: YOU'LL MAKE A SLEEP THROUGH THE COMPLETE NIGHT
CHANTELLE: YOU SANITY IS NOT VERY LONG FOR THE WORLD
CHANTELLE: GRIP ON REALITY IS BEGINNING TO UNFURL#
CHANTELLE: #ALL OF THESE MISFORTUNES I BEQUEATH TO YOU
CHANTELLE: EVERY BREAKDOWN SCHEDULED IS COMING TO YOU
CHANTELLE: WELL PAST THE SELL BY DATE THAT IT'S YOU THAT IS
CHANTELLE: YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCOMMODATED ME FOR OLD TIMES SAKE#
CHANTELLE: #IT'S NOT PERSONAL
CHANTELLE: I'M JUST HAUNTING YOU#
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