Title: I'm A Celebritree
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A REALITY SHOW THAT WILL REALLY AFFECT REALITY. ITS NOT ALWAYS THE WINNER THAT DOES SUCCEEDS AFTERWARDS
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PRESENTER: LETS MEETS THE CONTESTANTS. FIRST UP ARECALE. SHE IS LIKES LAZING ON TROPICAL BEACHES AND IS FAMOUS FOR BEING NUTS
PRESENTER: NEXT IS PICEA STAYS OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE UNTIL PANTOMIME SEASON WHEN WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM
PRESENTER: NEXT IS ASPEN, ALSO KNOW AS MR POPULAR A FIRM FAVOURITE WITH THE PUBLIC
PRESENTER: PENULTIMATELY IS ERICA UNKEMPT, UNRULY, A LAW UNTO HERSELF LIKELY TO GO ANYWHERE DO ANYTHING
PRESENTER: FINALLY IS A GIANT AMONGST OTHERS, A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY, THERE ARE NONE GREATER THAN SEQUOIA
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PRESENTER: FIRST TEST IS THAT OF FEAR. IN THE BOX ARE VARIOUS POISONOUS AND VERY POISONOUS BEASTIES.
PRESENTER: AND WE ONLY HAVE AN ANECDOTE FOR THE FORMER. IN THE CASE OF THE LATTER YOU'RE SAWDUST
PRESENTER: OR YOU CAN NOT WAIT TO BE BITTEN AND RUN OFF REGARDLESS
CONTESTANT: I'M FLASH LET ME DASH
PRESENTER: NEXT UP A TEST THAT YOU WOULD THOUGHT ALL THE CONTESTANTS WERE FAMILIAR WITH, HEIGHT
PRESENTER: DOES BEING TALL MEAN YOU'RE NOT SCARE OF HEIGHTS. THE SECRETS IS TO NOT LOOK DOWN
PRESENTER: CORRECTION THAT IS THE SECOND SECRET, THE FIRST IS DON'T FALL DOWN
CONTESTANT: I'M FLASH LET ME DASH
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PRESENTER: NEXT TEST SHOULD BE EASY FOR ANY ONE THAT'S USED TO TROPICAL THUNDERSTORMS A BIT
PRESENTER: SEE ANYTHING CAN JUMP IF THE JUICE HAS ENOUGH E NUMBERS
CONTESTANT: I'M FLASH LET ME DASH
PRESENTER: I'M FEELING, PECKISH SO, PECKISH I COULD EAT A HORSE
PRESENTER: PERHAPS I BETTER REPHRASE THAT. I COULD EAT A SUITABLE CUT OF MEAT OFF A HORSE, NOT ITS, OH NO NEVER THOSE
PRESENTER: AND IT SEEMS LIKE I'M NOT ALONE
CONTESTANT: I'M FLASH LET ME DASH
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PRESENTER: AND SO AFTER 2 MILLENNIA OF OBSERVATIONS AND TESTS ON BIOLOGICAL LIFE
PRESENTER: WE HAVE FOUND A WINNER
PRESENTER: SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST, AND I DON'T MEAN OUR RATINGS
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PRESENTER: SO WHAT DO YOU PUT YOUR SUCCESS DOWN TO, DNA VARIANT, CLIMATES, STYLES, POSTURE, MATURITY OR MAKEUP ?
PRESENTER: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE TREE OF CHOICE OF THE TERRA FORMERS OF PLANET EARTH. YOUR CONTESTANT WILL WE ALLOWED TO BREED AND GIVEN AN ETERNITY OF SERVITUDE TO YOU AND YOUR KIND.
PRESENTER: NO REACTION, OF COURSE NOT, YOU'RE SPEECHLESS, LITERALLY
PRESENTER: YOU HAVE WON, THE WORLD IS YOURS. YOU SHOULD LAST INDEFINITELY, TOUCH WOOD
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