Title: 7 Of Hearts
Series: Marked deck
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ELIZABETH VENTURES AGAINST DISSENTERS
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JAMES: A SINGLE ELASTIC BAND AROUND A CUPBOARD KEEPS IT SHUT
JAMES: A STARGATE TAKES YOU TO NEW WORLDS, A STAIR GATE PREVENTS YOU FROM GOING TO BEDFORDSHIRE
JAMES: LITTLE FINGERS CANNOT GET INTO AN ELECTRICAL SOCKET AND THE DEADLY HOLES ARE COVERED WITHOUT A FALSE GOD
JAMES: GAFFA TAPE ON A TOILET PREVENTS UNAUTHORISED WASHING AND DRINKING
JAMES: A HEAVY OBJECT ON A PEDAL BIN KEEPS TOYS BEING POSTED TO THE DUMP
JAMES: THESE PROTECT US FROM OURSELVES, BUT THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU. YOUR KEYS AND WALLET MAY BE SAFE TOYS BUT YOU'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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JAMES: WATER SOLUBLE POSTER PAINTS
JAMES: SHARPENED CRAYONS, CHUNKY OF COURSE
JAMES: PASTEL COLOURED PENCILS THAT DON'T SHOW UP ON PAPER
JAMES: AN EASEL, A BLACK BOARD, A PRESENTATION STAND
JAMES: A WATERPROOF, WASHABLE APRON WITH FRONT POCKETS, UNUSED, POCKETS FULL
JAMES: OF THEM ALL, THE CHALK TASTES THE BEST,SUCKS ON YOUR TONGUE, THEN CRUMBLES INTO COLOURFUL GLOOP
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JAMES: DEEP PILE HEAVY BACKED 25 YEAR GUARANTEED CARPET
JAMES: NON SLIP LAMINATE FLOORING SUITABLE FOR BATHROOMS
JAMES: CORK TILES NEEDING SEALING THAT FADE IN SUNLIGHT
JAMES: HIGHLY DECORATED PETROCHEMICAL PATTERNED LINO, OR IT'S CHEAP PVC EQUIVALENT
JAMES: SO MANY FLOOR COVERINGS, SO MANY FLOORS, YOU NEVER LOOK DOWN THERE
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JAMES: SO CUTE SHE CAN HOLD A PEN
JAMES: A PICTURE PURPORTING TO BE OF MOTHER AND FATHER
JAMES: SUCH A GOOD PICTURE FOR THE AMOUNT OF CLEANING UP
JAMES: ON SHOW FOR ALL TO SEE, UNTIL THE FRIDGE GET CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
MOTHER: GOOD GIRL
JAMES: SO BUSY WATCHING
JAMES: THEY DON'T SEE THE SINISTER TRUTH
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JAMES: SHOES MADE FOR A PRINCESS, COSTING A KINGS RANSOM
MOTHER: CLOSE THE DOOR PLEASE DEAR
MOTHER: KEEP YOUR MUCKY HANDS OFF THE WALL DEAR
MOTHER: NOT UP THE STAIRS DEAR, YOU CAN'T GET PAST THE STAIR GATE AT THE TOP
MOTHER: SIT DOWN DEAR YOU MIGHT SLIP
JAMES: SHE'S WALKING LOOK AT HER, EVEN THOUGH HER SHOES ARE ON CROSSED
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