Title: 6 Of Hearts
Series: Marked deck
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ELIZABETH GETS BIGGER
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JAMES: THE ADULTS LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE THEIRS BUT SMALLER, CLEANER, LESS SMELLY AND LACKING VERRUCAS, CALLUSES AND INGROWING TOENAILS
JAMES: SOCKS SEEMS TO COME IN GORY COLOURS OF BRANDED PRODUCTS THAT WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF
JAMES: THEY CAN MEASURE FEET AT ANY AGE BUT THEY CAN'T ALWAYS GET THE SHOES ON YOU. THEY SAY IT'S FOR PROTECTION NO FOR WALKING HOT HOUSING
JAMES: YOU SHOW A STRANGE AMOUNT OF AFFECTION FOR A PIECE OF CLOTH, THE CUDDLY
JAMES: BUT ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS DITCH IT AND THE SHOES
JAMES: THE DIRTY, SWEATY SOCKS HAVE IT
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JAMES: BIG PRESENTS SEEM BEST THOUGH THERE COEMS A STAGE WHEN A CERTAIN SIZE MEANS IT FOR THEIR SAKE NOT YOURS
JAMES: WE CAN UNWRAP THEM OURSLEVES IF GEIVEN ENOUGH TIME, YOU TAKE THE THAT TIME TO COOK THE TRUKEY
JAMES: A BIKE WITH THESE SHORT LEGS, OK SO WE APPREICATE YOUR'RE GOING TO PUSH IT
JAMES: THE PEDALS ADJUST SO THEY DON'T TURN WITH THE FRONT WHEEL
JAMES: A HOMER MEANS YOU CAN PUSH ME STRAIGHT
JAMES: 4 YEARS OF GETTIGN CUTE LOOKS IN THE SUPERMARKET WHILST YOU LOAD YOUR SHOPPING INTO THE BACK BASKET AND THE REAR RUCKSACK WHICH YOU EXPECT ME TO PEDAL
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JAMES: DESPITE THE NOISE AND THE FUSS WE LIKE BATHS, THEY LEAVE US WARM AND CLEAN AND YOU CAN DRINK THE WATER
JAMES: BUT SWIMMING POOLS
JAMES: CHEMICAL SODDEN WATER, UNKNOWN DEPOSITS, LEAVE US COLD
JAMES: WHAT'S SO SPECIAL THAT YOU FIND IT AMAZING WE TRY TO SWIM INSTEAD OF DROWN
JAMES: AT A VERY YOUNG AGE WE CAN STILL USE OUR GILLS TO BREATHE UNDERWATER, YOU KEEP DOING IT TO US SO WE KEEP THE GILLS FOR LONGER
JAMES: BUT THE ULTIMATE INDIGNITY IS THE SWIM NAPPY, RE-USEABLE AND EVERY TIME YOU GET AN ADVERT FOR THE LEAST ACCURATE MERMAID CARTOON EVERY ON THEM
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JAMES: CHOP, BLEND
JAMES: PREPARE, COOK
JAMES: GO ON HAVE A DAY OFF, SHOP STUFF'S GOOD TO
JAMES: A SHARP SPOON AND A POINTY FORK BUT NOT A KNIFE,
JAMES: WHY AFTER ALL THIS WHY DO WE VOMIT?
JAMES: THE FEEDING BOWL'S A FROG WITH BEADY EYES LOOKING AT YOU AND WE'RE EATING OUT OF WHAT LINES UP TO BE IT'S BRAIN
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JAMES: SO YOU WANT TO PLAY
JAMES: THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLAYTHING
JAMES: IT FEELS LIKE A PLAYTHING
JAMES: IT BEHAVES LIKE A PLAYTHING
JAMES: BUT DOWN THAT PATH LIES THE EVIL CALLED SPORT
JAMES: BUT AS LUMBER SUPPORT IT IS UNBEATABLE
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