Title: Slop
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A TEENAGE ALIEN SEEKS TO DEFY HIS FATHER BY STEALING THE PLANET EARTH FROM UNDER HIS CONTROL
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ANTWERP: BOOH HOOH, BOOH HOOH
ANTWERP: ITS SO UNFAIR. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
NIMES: KNOCK KNOCK, EVERYTHING OK IN HERE, ANTWERP
ANTWERP: NO MOTHER, EVERYONE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT
NIMES: WE EACH HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN WAY IN THE WORLD. YOU FATHER STARTED FROM NOTHING AND LOOK AT HIM NOW. WE LOVE YOU REGARDLESS OF HOW DIFFERENT YOU ARE
BANK MANAGER: WELL ANTWERP, WE HERE AT THE BANK ADMIRE ENTREPRENEURS, ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT DON'T RELY ON THEIR FATHER'S REPUTATION. SO WE APPROVE YOUR LOAN, AS LONG AS YOU QUIT SCHOOL TODAY.
BANK MANAGER: WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH AN ODD IDEA, IT'S SO DIFFERENT
ANTWERP: I FOUND AN DODGY DVD OF MY FATHER'S LYING AROUND
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Caption: EARTH, ASTRONAUT EXPLORERS LEAVE HEADING BLINDLY FOR OTHER STARS
Caption: BRUGES, A MAJOR POWER BASE OF THE UNIVERSE, A DETACHMENT HEADS SPECIFICALLY FOR A SINGLE PLANET
Caption: FIRST CONTACT FOR HUMANS
Caption: FIRST CONTACT OF HUMANS
ASTRONAUT: THIS IS ONE SMALL..
ALIENS: DO YOU MIND I'M TRYING TO CATCH SOME RAYS HERE
FLANDERS: THIS PLANET SHOULDN'T BE POPULATED. NEVER MIND IT SOON WON'T BE.
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Sfx: KERWHOOSH
FLANDERS: WAIT TILL ANTWERP HEARS ABOUT THIS HE LOVES THIS KOOKY ALIEN STUFF
Sfx: KERWHOOSH
ANTWERP: HE WON'T BELIVE THAT THEY'VE BEEN BUILDING STRUCTURES THAT HAVE NO PRACTICAL PURPOSE
Sfx: KERWHOOSH
FLANDERS: ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY ARE TRYING TO ENHANCE THEIR LIVES
Caption: THE EARTH DEFENCE FORCE
Caption: ATTACK IS THE BEST FORM OF DEFENCE
FLANDERS: IF ONLY ANTWERP WASN'T IN SCHOOL, HE'D LOVE THIS
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Caption: EARTH UNDER ATTACK STOP ALIENS ORIGINATE FROM YOUR POSITION STOP DEPLOY ULTIMATE FORCE STOP
ASTRONAUT: REMEMBER THE BIT ABOUT WE COME IN PEACE, THAT MAY HAVE SUFFERED IN THE TRANSLATIONS
ALIENS: THERE'S ONE HERE REALLY, ONE OF THE SPECIES THAT FIRED UPON THE GRAND TERRAFORMER FLANDERS, LET ME SEE
ASTRONAUT: SORRY CAN'T STOP
ALIENS: DON'T GO, WE'VE GOT CHAT SHOWS LINED UP, PERSONAL APPEARANCES AND A RECORDING CONTRACT FOR YOU
ASTRONAUT: I'M COMING HOME, DON'T DESTROY THE ALIENS TILL I GET THERE. SAVE SOME ACTION FOR ME.
FLANDERS: WE'RE COMING HOME THE ALIENS ARE NOT DEADLY ON THEIR OWN, THEY ARE JUST TOO MANY. WE'LL LEAVE THE PLANET LONE IN FUTURE
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PRESENTER: AND IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF SLOP WE FOCUS ON THE WEIRDEST EXAMPLE OF ADAPTING TO THE ENVIRONMENT
PRESENTER: HERE IN THE DEEPEST FOREST ONE TREE PROVIDES A WHOLE RANGE OF SUITABLE ACCOMMODATION FOR IT'S IN BUILT DEFENCE FORCE. ANTS
PRESENTER: ALSO IT GENERATES A PERSONALLY TARGETED FOOD SOURCE SO THE ANTS NEED NEVER LEAVE IT'S BRANCHES
PRESENTER: THE ANTS RESPECT THE TREE AS THEIR HOME THUS THEIR MILLIONS COMES TO IT'S DEFENCE WHEN IT IS ATTACKED. ANY PASSING ANIMAL LOOKING FOR A QUICK SNACK IS WELL AND TRULY REPULSED
BANK MANAGER: WELL YOU PAID BACK THE LOAN IN RECORD TIME ANTWERP. THAT'S SOME WACKY DVD THAT INSPIRED YOU, THE TREE IS YOUR PLANET AND IT'S INHABITANTS THE ANTS
ANTWERP: THEY EVEN HAD THE CHEEK TO COME AND VISIT US, I DIDN'T LET ON I WAS THEIR CREATOR.. IF MY DAD EVER FOUND OUT HE'D GROUND ME FOREVER
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