Title: 5 Of Hearts
Series: Marked deck
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ELIZABETH CONTINUES BEING AVERAGE
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JAMES: HAVING NOT YET FOUND YOUR FEET, BEING CARRIED EQUATES TO...
JAMES: ... TELEPORTING...
JAMES: ... FROM ONE UNKNOWN ALIEN LANDSCAPE...
JAMES: ... TO ANOTHER UNCHARTERED VISTA
JAMES: THIS CHAOTIC MASS OF SPHERES FASCINATES ADULTS
JAMES: AND US, BUT WE PREFER IT KEPT IN CAPTIVITY
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JAMES: IN THE OLD DAYS IT WAS NOTCHES ON DOOR POSTS
JAMES: NOWADAYS IT'S ALL GRAPHS, CHARTS AND REPORTS
JAMES: PROJECTION, INTERPOLATION, EXPECTED VALUES AND EIGEN VECTORS
JAMES: STILL THEY MEASURE IN INCHES AND WEIGH IN POUNDS
JAMES: USING CONVERSION CHARTS TO CHANGE IT INTO NEW MONEY TO UTTER THE WORDS EVERY PARENT DREADS
NURSE: QUITE AVERAGE
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JAMES: COUNTDOWN, TO SETTING OFF ON A JOURNEY. FIRST THE MOST EXPENSIVE TOY
JAMES: MITTENS WITH STUFFED THUMBS AS A DIGIT WON'T GO UP THERE
JAMES: BOOTIES CUTE BUT NOT DESIGNED TO STAY ON
JAMES: OVERSIZED HAT, THAT STAYS ON BY VELCRO TO THE HAIR
JAMES: REINS TO DANGLE LIKE A PUPPET
JAMES: BUT SUGGEST PUTTING A SCRUNCHIE ON A ANKLE TO KEEP FEET IN AND HEY SAY YOU'RE *BATTY*
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JAMES: BOY SCOUTS'S MOTTO IS *BE PREPARED*. DR NINESTEIN'S IS *EXPECTED THE UNEXPECTED* HOW DO THEY FORGET
JAMES: THOSE CUPBOARDS'LL NEED ELASTIC BANDS ON THEM
JAMES: PLENTY OF METALLIC OBJECT TO BE IMPALED ON
JAMES: DOORS TO TRAP INQUISITIVE FINGERS
JAMES: SECURE LOCKS ON THE CARRIER.
JAMES: THEY'VE A LOT TO LEARN, NOTHING STOPS US. EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR A ROLL
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JAMES: ITS A BAD DAY, I'M IN MY BEST
JAMES: YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL LETTER
JAMES: YOUR FIRST APPOINTMENT OF ADMINISTERED PAIN
JAMES: BRAVE FACE
JAMES: THIS IS GOING TO HURT LIKE HELL
JAMES: YOU'LL FEEL A PIN PRICK, YOUR MOTHER'LL BE REMORSEFUL FOR DAYS
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