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Title: 5 Of Hearts

Series: Marked deck

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: ELIZABETH CONTINUES BEING AVERAGE

PAGE 1


Mother lowers Elizabeth

JAMES: HAVING NOT YET FOUND YOUR FEET, BEING CARRIED EQUATES TO...


The balls of a ball pit

JAMES: ... TELEPORTING...


A foot appears in the ball pit

JAMES: ... FROM ONE UNKNOWN ALIEN LANDSCAPE...


Hands appear in the ball pit

JAMES: ... TO ANOTHER UNCHARTERED VISTA


Elizabeth's face appears in the ball pit

JAMES: THIS CHAOTIC MASS OF SPHERES FASCINATES ADULTS


James has rescued Elizabeth and has put all the balls back in their see-through bag

JAMES: AND US, BUT WE PREFER IT KEPT IN CAPTIVITY

PAGE 2


A giraffe marked as a height measuring tool

JAMES: IN THE OLD DAYS IT WAS NOTCHES ON DOOR POSTS


Mother carries Elizabeth to the Doctor's

JAMES: NOWADAYS IT'S ALL GRAPHS, CHARTS AND REPORTS


Elizabeth undressed to a baby grow

JAMES: PROJECTION, INTERPOLATION, EXPECTED VALUES AND EIGEN VECTORS


Elizabeth tastefully in her nappy

JAMES: STILL THEY MEASURE IN INCHES AND WEIGH IN POUNDS


Elizabeth in the scales

JAMES: USING CONVERSION CHARTS TO CHANGE IT INTO NEW MONEY TO UTTER THE WORDS EVERY PARENT DREADS


James comforts Elizabeth in the scales

NURSE: QUITE AVERAGE

PAGE 3


James holds an electronic toy

JAMES: COUNTDOWN, TO SETTING OFF ON A JOURNEY. FIRST THE MOST EXPENSIVE TOY


A mitten is put on Elizabeth

JAMES: MITTENS WITH STUFFED THUMBS AS A DIGIT WON'T GO UP THERE


Elizabeth's foot

JAMES: BOOTIES CUTE BUT NOT DESIGNED TO STAY ON


A hat is too large it falls over Elizabeth's eyes

JAMES: OVERSIZED HAT, THAT STAYS ON BY VELCRO TO THE HAIR


Elizabeth waddles in her clothes

JAMES: REINS TO DANGLE LIKE A PUPPET


James puts scrunchies around Elizabeth's ankles that bunch the suit above it but keep the feet in it, below it

JAMES: BUT SUGGEST PUTTING A SCRUNCHIE ON A ANKLE TO KEEP FEET IN AND HEY SAY YOU'RE *BATTY*

PAGE 4


James holds his hand up

JAMES: BOY SCOUTS'S MOTTO IS *BE PREPARED*. DR NINESTEIN'S IS *EXPECTED THE UNEXPECTED* HOW DO THEY FORGET


Cupboards

JAMES: THOSE CUPBOARDS'LL NEED ELASTIC BANDS ON THEM


The legs of chairs

JAMES: PLENTY OF METALLIC OBJECT TO BE IMPALED ON


An ajar door

JAMES: DOORS TO TRAP INQUISITIVE FINGERS


Elizabeth securely tied into her baby carrier

JAMES: SECURE LOCKS ON THE CARRIER.


Elizabeth rolling on the floor

JAMES: THEY'VE A LOT TO LEARN, NOTHING STOPS US. EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR A ROLL

PAGE 5


James poshly dressed

JAMES: ITS A BAD DAY, I'M IN MY BEST


A letter

JAMES: YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL LETTER


A hypodermic syringe

JAMES: YOUR FIRST APPOINTMENT OF ADMINISTERED PAIN


James smiles

JAMES: BRAVE FACE


James grimaces

JAMES: THIS IS GOING TO HURT LIKE HELL


Elizabeth gets injected on a Doctor's couch

JAMES: YOU'LL FEEL A PIN PRICK, YOUR MOTHER'LL BE REMORSEFUL FOR DAYS

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