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Title: 26 Ze Whole Truth And Nothing Like the Truth

Series: Tiny steps

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: JANDY WAKES FROM HER DREAM INTO THE REAL WORLD. OR DOES SHE PASS INTO A DREAM FROM THE REAL WORLD ?

PAGE 1


Jandy's world is cloudy and swirly

JANDY: EVENTUALLY ALL UNCERTAINTIES BECOME COHERENT AND CHAOS TURNS INTO ORDER. TO WHIT YOU WAKE UP


Jandy's ex-Boss, Mr Cropper comes into focus

CROPPER: OH THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE AWAKE, YOU HAD US ALL WORRIED THERE FOR A MOMENT JANDY


Close up of a dopey Jandy

JANDY: MR CROPPER?, BOSS?


A concerned Mr Cropper

CROPPER: YES RELAX, TECHNICALLY THIS HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE STILL AN EMPLOYEE SO ALL YOUR MEDICAL TREATMENT IS BEING PAID FOR


Jandy sits up quickly, she is a hospital bed

JANDY: TREATMENT, WHERE AM I?

PAGE 2


Cropper's hand reassures Jandy's hand

CROPPER: YOU HAD SOME DODGY BLOWFISH AT YOUR LEAVING PARTY


Cropper is sitting next to Jandy in her private room she has lots of electrical equipment around

JANDY: I'M CONFUSED IT WAS LEEZER'S PROMOTION PARTY, NOT MY LEAVING PARTY


Close up of Cropper

CROPPER: IT WAS, FROM HER POINT OF VIEW, SHE'S ALWAYS FULL OF SELF IMPORTANCE, YOU'RE MY LYNCH PIN, WHEN YOU DECIDES TO LEAVE, SHE GOT PROMOTED TO YOUR POSITION, AND SHE TRIED TO HIJACK YOUR PARTY


Jandy's clutches her head

JANDY: I'M MORE CONFUSED


The Doctor approaches, he looks like Cook

JANDY: COOK

DOCTOR PRACKER: I'M DR DOCTOR PRACKER, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE SUFFERING COMPLICATIONS AS WE COULDN'T FLASH YOU HERE, POISONING IS ACCELERATED BY THE FLASHING PROCESS, YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD

PAGE 3


The Doctor takes Jandy's blood pressure

DOCTOR PRACKER: YOUR BOSS HAS HELD A BESIDE VIGIL THE WHOLE TIME


The Doctor feels Jandy's temple

JANDY: HOW LONG?

DOCTOR PRACKER: OVER A MONTH


Close up of Doctor Pracker

DOCTOR PRACKER: YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, THE PERCENTAGES WERE VERY LOW, LUCKILY YOUR MEDICAL INSURANCE AFFORDED YOU THE BEST TREATMENT


Jandy settles down to rest

DOCTOR PRACKER: BEST GET SOME MORE REST

JANDY: BUT MUNTY, GORNADO, THE ISLAND, COOK, YOU'RE THE SPLITTING IMAGE OF HIM


Doctor Pracker leaves slamming the door

DOCTOR PRACKER: ISLAND HEY, THEY ARE HALLUCINATIONS, THAT'S PART OF THE DELICACY OF THE BLOWFISH DISH, YOU JUST USED FACES AROUND YOU. THAT'LL PASS

PAGE 4


Jandy leaves her room in a very large hospital gown

JANDY: ITS ALL A TRICK, MUNTY ZAPPED US, AND THEY ARE KEEPING US HERE TO HELP FIND HIM.


Jandy searches the corridor

JANDY: AM I GOING TO GIVE THEM THAT PLEASURE?


Close up of Jandy

JANDY: HELL NO, I'M GOING TO FIND HIM MYSELF, HE'LL WOE THE DAY HE EVER LOST HIS MEMORY AND MARRIED ME


Jandy opens a door

JANDY: THERE'S SO MUCH EQUIPMENT IN HERE, THE HEAT THEY GENERATE IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING.


In the room is the injured Leezer in a bed

JANDY: LEEZER, SO IT IS TRUE. I SUPPOSE ALL THE EQUIPMENT IF MUNTY WAS GOING TO APPEAR HE'D BE ABLE TO FIND ME JUST LIKE THAT

PAGE 5


Jandy sits on the bed of Leezer

JANDY: LEEZER

LEEZER: JANDY DARLING, WHAT'S HAPPENED, MY PDA SAYS I'VE LOST A MONTH, THERE'S TEN THOUSAND UNANSWERED EMAILS AND THE MOULD ON MY COFFEE CUP HAS SPREAD OVER MY DESK


A shadow appears in the doorway

DOCTOR PRACKER: BOTH OF YOU AWAKE, THIS IS MOST FORTUNATE


Close up of Leezer

LEEZER: OH YOUR A DOCTOR I'VE JUST HAD THIS WONDERFUL DREAM ABOUT YOU, YOU WERE THIS GLADIATOR AND I WAS YOUR MUSE TO OVER THROW THE EMPIRE


Two armed guards outside Leezer's room

DOCTOR PRACKER: SEE JANDY YOU'RE NOT ALONE. NO YOU REALLY AREN'T, YOUR COLLEAGUES ARE OUTSIDE TO COLLECT YOU


Jandy is herded by the armed guards

GUARD: YOU WERE MEANT TO REPORT FOR DUTY A MONTH AGO, YOU RESIGNED FROM YOUR JOB AND DISAPPEARED. HOWEVER UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET CHARGED FOR DESERTION, YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY NOW.

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