Title: 22 Vinyl Discoverings
Series: Tiny steps
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: PICTOR MAKES A VALUABLE DISCOVERY DURING HIS SCHOOL HOLIDAYS
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Caption: A QUIET PIECE OF OLDE ENGLAND, THE BUILDING DATES BACK THE 18TH CENTURY, MOSTLY ORIGINAL FROM BREWERY AT THE WATER MILL
MINK: I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS WE JUST STUMBLED UPON ON IT
PICTOR: I CAME HERE TO TASTE THE AUTUMN PORTER IT'S SEASONAL BREW WITH A LIGHT TASTE OF THE LOCAL LOAMY SOILS
Sfx: KERRING
MINK: ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
PICTOR: SORRY I CAN'T I'M DRIVING
MINK: COME AND JOIN OUR PARTY
PICTOR: SORRY NOT MY TYPE
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MAN: ANY WHERE'LL DO JUST SPIN THE WHEEL, PUSH HIM IN
MAN: HE'LL NEVER GET BACK FOR THE WEDDING
MAN: HELL WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED ANYWAY
MAN: THAT'S MY SISTER WE'RE STANDING UP,
PICTOR: THE YOUTH OF TODAY, MAKES YOU EMBARRASSED TO BE ONE
MAN: HE'S GONE, WHERE IS HE, HE'S NOT ON THAT SIDE
MAN: HE'S NOT HERE EITHER MAN, WE'VE LOST THE GROOM
MAN: MISSION SUCCESSFUL
PICTOR: ANOTHER ITINERATE OF THE 'FLASHING' PHENOMENON, HAD A REVELATION AND DECIDE TO FULFIL ANOTHER LIFE, JUST A LOST PICTURE ON A BOTTLE
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PICTOR: CHEER MATE BYE
POLICEMAN: MAN'S BEEN DRINKING, HE'S LEAVING
POLICEMAN: QUICK BEFORE HE ESCAPES
PICTOR: BEST GO STRAIGHT BACK TO WORK
POLICEMAN: EXCUSE ME SIR, WE COULDN'T HELP NOTICING YOU EARLIER
POLICEMAN: ARE YOU THE OWNER OF THIS VEHICLE?
PICTOR: YES OFFICER
POLICEMAN: MIGHTY FINE, IT'S ORIGINAL COLOUR SCHEME AND ENGINE, TRULY LOOKED AFTER
PICTOR: WANNA TAKE A RIDE
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Caption: MUM NEVER FLASHES, I KIND OF GOT THAT FROM HER.
Caption: INSTEAD I FLY AND DRIVE VINTAGE VEHICLES, GOT THAT FROM MUM TOO, SHE GOT IT FROM GRANDAD
Caption: FLASHING HAS EMPTIED THE SKIES AND THE ROAD, THERE ARE NO RESTRICTIONS OR LIMITS ON IT'S TRAVEL, FAST AS YOU LIKE, ANYWHERE YOU LIKE
PICTOR: ITS A HARD LIFE BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT
Caption: 'CAR BOOT SALE TODAY'
PICTOR: HERE WE ARE
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Caption: ALL THIS INSTANTANEOUS TRAVEL, HAS LEAD TO A BOOM IN SOUVENIRS, AND AS A DIRECT RESULT CAR BOOT SALES.
Caption: ON THE FLIP SIDE THEY NOW ATTRACT RECORD BARGAIN HUNTERS TOO
Caption: IF MY INFORMATION IS CORRECT THERE SHOULD BE HIDDEN AWAY A NICE LITTLE TROVE OF
Caption: JACKPOT
PICTOR: NEVER SEEN ON OF THESE BEFORE
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