Title: The Elves And The Toonmaker
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: NO IDEA
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Caption: THERE IS CLOCK I CANNOT SEE FROM MY DESK
Caption: WHENEVER I PASS THIS CLOCK IT SAYS 13:20.
Caption: I HAD ASSUMED THE CLOCK HAD STOPPED BUT IT HAS NOT.
Caption: ITS JUST WHENEVER I LEAVE MY DESK IT'S IS AT 13:20.
Caption: MOST DAYS THIS IS GO 'DO THIS' TIME BUT ON FRIDAYS IT IS GO HOME TIME.
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Caption: THE CANTEEN HAS A SOUP OF THE DAY THAT IS SELF SERVED FROM A LARGE POT.
Caption: THE SOUP AND COFFEE CONTAINERS LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT HOLD THE SAME AMOUNT
Caption: THE SOUP IS LEFTOVER VEGETABLE BASED, ESPECIALLY LEEKS AS THEY ARE CHEAP AT THE MOMENT.
Caption: A CREAMING PROCESS TURNS THE VEGETABLES MIXTURE IN A DRINKABLE CONCOCTION.
Caption: SOMETIMES THE SOUP IS SO THICK IT CAN BE EATEN AS A MEAL, YET BREAD DOUBLES THE PRICES
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Caption: WIFEY'S FINANCES THIS, I CAN MAKE DO WITH 60P BUT AM HAPPIER WITH 88P.
Caption: THIS ALLOWS 2 SLICES OF TOAST FOR BREAKFAST AND A PROPER COFFEE
Caption: WHEN FORCED TO TAKE NOTES THEN IT'S A FULL ENGLISH AND A PANINNI OF THE DAY FOR LUNCH
Caption: ANAEMIC BAGUETTES ARE FILLED AND TOASTED WHILST YOU STARE GORMLESSLY AROUND
Caption: INGREDIENTS VARY WITH CHEESE, EACH WITH DIFFERING HEAT RETAINING PROPERTIES.
Caption: TOMATOES WILL BURN YOUR MOUTH MANY MINUTES IN.
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Caption: THE CAR IS PARKED A LOG WAY AWAY, TO GET THE SAME SPACE EVERY DAY, NO NEIGHBOURS AND A QUICK GETAWAY.
Caption: SIDE DOORS SLIDE AND THE SPLIT BACK SEAT FOLDS DOWN TO BECOME A HORIZONTAL EASEL.
Caption: THE ARTIST RESTS ON A PART SHAVEN, HAIRY CUSHION, A PRESENT BY THE IN LAWS
Caption: THE BABY CAR SEAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FITTED BACK INTO WIFEY'S CAR AFTER THE WEEKEND
Caption: WHILST DRINKING SOUP THIS DAY'S STORY IS PLANNED OR IN SOME CASES FIRST THOUGHT OF.
Caption: THE PASSENGER SEAT BACK POCKET CONTAINS A STORE OF PAPER AND A MIRROR FOR POSING.
Caption: ONE IS CHOSEN FROM THE CHEAP PACK OF PENCILS RANGING FROM HB TO 6B, EACH WITH A GRIPPER FOAM ON THEM.
Caption: THERE ARE 5 BLANK PAGES. YOU ARE AIMING FOR 5 DAILY EPISODES EACH WITH A SORT OF PUNCH LINE FINAL FRAME,
Caption: FIRST PAGE IS GENERALLY THE EASIEST AS IT THE MOST VAGUE, NOT REALLY RELATING TO THE STORY UNTIL THE FINAL FRAME.
Caption: HARDEST IS THE 4TH, WITH THE BIG REVEAL ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES TIMING ERRORS MEANS THIS OFTEN HAPPENS LATER
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Caption: MOST ENDINGS ARE RUSHED, MOST RESOLUTIONS CLOUDY.
Caption: TAKING WEDNESDAYS OFF REDUCES THE STORIES PRODUCED PER WEEK TO A RESPECTABLE 3.
Caption: THERE EXISTS NO SCRIPT OUTSIDE OF THE WRITER'S HEAD SO THE ART DICTATES THE PACE.
Caption: BUT FROM WHERE DOES THE IDEA BEGIN AND THE SEED BE NURTURED?
Caption: NO IDEA, THEY COME AND GO, AND RARELY ARE YOU STUCK FOR ONE.
Caption: ONLY ONE IS PUBLISHED SO YOU'RE TOO FAR AHEAD OF YOURSELF TO BE TOPICAL
Caption: ONLY ONCE AFTER THE SOUP WAS DRUNK AND THE PENCIL POISED, WAS NO IDEA FORTHCOMING
Caption: THAT FATEFUL DAY TURNED INTO THIS
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