Title: Unearthly Smoke
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: THE DEATH OF A MUCH REVERED PUBLIC FIGURE STARTS OFF AN ELECTION FOR HIS SUCCESSOR. BUT THE EVENTUAL WINNER TAKES A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT POLITICAL PATH
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Sfx: KERBOOM, KERBOOM, KERBOOM, KERBOOM-BOOM
MAN: THE YOUTH DAY WILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING
MAN: THE ROAD'S COMPLETELY EMPTY WHAT IS A BANK HOLIDAY? THE TWILIGHT ZONE? DID THEY INTRODUCE TOLL CHARGES OVERNIGHT? HAS DR WHO RETURNED? HAS ENGLAND REACHED SOME KIND OF SPORTING FINAL?
NEWS READER: IT IS A DAY OF GREAT SADNESS, THE WORLD SEEMS A SLIGHTLY SMALLER PLACE, THIS WILL TOUCH THE HEART OF EVERY SOUL THAT DRAWS SOLEMN BREATH DURING SUCH PAINFUL TIMES AS THESE
NEWS READER: FOR IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS WE ANNOUNCE THE DEATH OF THE PREMIUM CHANNEL'S WEATHER FORECASTER
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NEWS READER: AFTER 3 DAYS OF LYING IN STATE THE BODY WILL BEGIN IT'S LONG JOURNEY
NEWS READER: GIVING BILLIONS OF FANS THE UNIVERSE OVER THE CHANCE TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET A GLIMPSE OF THE TELECASTING LEGEND
NEWS READER: AFTER 3 WEEKS OF MOURNING THE PANEL OF REGULATORS MEET IN TELECASTING MANSION TO PREPARE TO SELECT THE SUCCESSOR TO THE MOST POPULAR FORECASTER SINCE RECORDS BEGAN
NEWS READER: AND HERE WE SEE THE OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE OF THE FOUR FRONT RUNNERS, NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE FACES SUITABLE FOR TELECASTING OR CAN EVEN SPEAK UNIVEREASE BUT BEING AND ALIEN OPPORTUNITIES EMPLOYER MEANS IT WILL ALL COME DOWN TO SOME DIRTY TACTICAL VOTING
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NEWS READER: BOOKMAKERS HAVE HAD FIERCE BUSINESS SINCE THE CANDIDATES WERE ANNOUNCED AND ALREADY FAVOURITES ARE BEING IDENTIFIED
NEWS READER: BUT SINCE WE ARE FUNDED WITH PUBLIC BRIBES WE CAN'T MENTION ANY NAMES SO INSTEAD WE HAVE WORTHLESS OPINION POLES TO FEEBLY PREDICT THE OUTCOME. DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO THESE RESULTS, THE PUBLIC IS KNOWN NOT TO HAVE OPINIONS OF THEIR OWN
NEWS READER: I AM JOINED FOR TONIGHTS DISCUSSION BY THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A FUTURE WEATHER TELECASTERS LIFE, THEIR STYLIST AND THEIR MANAGER. WELCOME, TELL ME WHAT WE CAN EXPECT FROM WHOEVER SURFACES AS THE WINNER
MANAGER: GREAT THINGS, THE RIGHT CHOICE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER
STYLIST: THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEED, THE WORLD OF MERCHANDISING HAS BEEN STAGNANT FOR SOME TIME
NEWS READER: SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT YOU JOIN US LIVE AT THE TELECASTING MANSION WE BELIEVE THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF DECISION
NEWS READER: THE PANEL OF REGULATORS CHOOSE TO COMMUNICATE WITH US TODAY WITH GREEN SMOKE
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NEWS READER: I SEE SOME MOVEMENT I'VE LEAPT THE SECURITY FENCE AND I'M MAKING MY WAY FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE VICTOR, AND HOPEFULLY REPORTER OF THE YEAR
NEWS READER: TWO OF YOU, THEY'VE CHOSEN TWO OF YOU
ONEEYE: NOT CHOSEN YET, WE'VE JUST POPPED OUT FOR A CRAFTY FAG
AUDIENCE: OH, BOOH, HISS, VOTE DON'T SMOKE, PREVAIL DON'T INHALE
NEWS READER: BETTER UPDATE MY CV ANOTHER MISTAKE LIKE THAT AND I'LL BE A SPORTS ANCHOR
NEWS READER: HERE WE GO AGAIN THIS TIME IT'S RED SMOKE
NEWS READER: ERRH THAT SMOKE'S NOT A DECISION I PRESUME
MULTIMAN: WELL A DECISION OF SORTS, FOR ME CHOOSING CHICK AND MUSH OVER BEEF AND TOMMY
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NEWS READER: NO NOT AGAIN WITH THE SMOKE, I'M NOT GETTING UP TILL ANOTHER NEWS AGENCY REPORTS IT FIRST
NEWS DIRECTOR: SHAKE YOUR BOOTY, THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL
NEWS READER: THEY'VE GOT THE JUMP ON US, WE'LL HAVE TO DO IT LIVE NOW, LOOK AT MY HAIR
NEWS READER: TRIPLE UP ON THE VASELINE ON THE LENS SO I WON'T NEED MAKE UP
NEWS READER: THE NEW DARLING OF THE WEATHER FRATERNITY ADDRESSES IT'S NEW ADORING PUBLIC AS WE WAIT FOR THE FIRST EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, AS A STAR IS BORN
NEWS READER: CONGRATULATIONS, MIGHTY ONE, WAS THE COMPETITION TOUGH?
ONEEYE: WELL THEY EARTH WOMAN WAS BUT IN THE END I FOUND THE RIGHT CHARCOAL TO BARBECUE WITH. THE GREEN SMOKE MADE HER MOST TENDER. I JUST HAD TO FIND THE RIGHT HERBS AND SPICE FOR THE OTHERS
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