Title: Harry Horror
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A ANTE NATAL CLASS FORMS STRANGE RELATIONSHIPS
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PETER: I'M NOT MAKING THE MOST OF MY LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM THIS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY AND I NEED TO COME TO TERMS WITH IT
INGRID: HE'S OUT MAKING THE MOST OF HIS LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM WHEN WILL HE EVER COMES TO TERMS WITH HIS RESPONSIBILITIES
Caption: ONE OUTBURST OF PURE NATURE IN THE HEART OF A SOULLESS CITY
PETER: WASN'T THAT INGRID THINGY THE FILM STAR, WOW IN THIS CITY
INGRID: HELLO PETER
PETER: GULP
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ALMA: THAT WALK IN THE PARK MUST HAVE DONE YOU SOME GOOD YOU'RE POSITIVELY BEAMING, OR HAVE YOU JUST BEEN DOING THE EXERCISES THE NURSE SUGGESTED?
ALMA: THINK OF THE RESPONSIBILITIES THAT WILL BRING YOU DOWN A PEG
INGRID: THINK OF THE COST, THE CHAOS, THE DISORDER
INGRID: HELLO AGAIN, PETER
PETER: SHE REMEMBERED MY NAME
ALMA: YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN IN THIS ANTENATAL CLASS, IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO FORGET
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INGRID: YOU'VE GOT A GOOD MAN THERE
ALMA: HE'S NOT A MAN HE'S MY HUSBAND
INGRID: BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE TO TAKE TIME OFF WORK TO COME
ALMA: WELL YOU KNOW WHO MAKES TIME FOR IDLE TIMES
INGRID: WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE SOIREE TOMORROW WHY DON'T YOU BOTH COME OVER, JUST INFORMAL, A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS
ALMA: FILM STARS?
INGRID: HE TOLD YOU HOW SWEET
ALMA: HE SLEEP TALKS
INGRID: THAT'LL SOON STOP, THE SLEEPING I MEAN
ALMA: SHALL WE KNOCK OR PULL THE BELL
PETER: YOU HAVE TO ASK
INGRID: YOU RANG SIR?
PETER: FANTASTIC
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INGRID: COME ON IN AN MEET THE GANG, THIS IS
PETER: ALICE FORM THE 'CURSE OF THE PAPER CUT', BRENDA FROM 'MY OTHER HUSBAND IS A ZOMBIE', COOLEN FROM 'MEDICAL STUDENT MONSTER'
ALMA: CALM DOWN LOVE GET YOURSELF A DRINK
INGRID: WE WELCOME THE STRANGERS INTO OUR CEREMONY. EACH YEAR WE CELEBRATE CELLULOID HORROR AND SATISFY OUR STRANGE CRAVINGS IN A TRIMMED HONOURED RITUAL
Sfx: KERCLICK, HA HA HA
INGRID: SORRY PETER, THAT WAS JUST A JOKE FOR A GOOD FAN
ALMA: SO SCARY MY WATERS HAVE BROKEN
INGRID: MINE TOO
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ALMA: I DON'T WANT ANY CLUCKING DRUGS, GET ME MY HUSBAND
NURSE: SORRY LOVE, 3 FAINTS AND THEY HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE
HARRY: SO WHICH ONE'S YOURS?
PETER: DUNNO THEY ALL LOOK A LIKE,
HARRY: YOU CAN TELL AFTER A BIT OF PRACTISE
PETER: YOU HAD ONE BEFORE?
HARRY: ONE OR TWO
ALMA: SEE YA YOU'VE A BEAUTIFUL BABY
INGRID: THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, WHEN YOUR A NEW MOTHER, BYE
PETER: OR A FATHER, WHOSE A PRETTY LITTLE DADDY'S BOY THEN?
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