Title: Calendar Girls
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: MAN ATTEMPTS THROUGH THE AGES TO MASTER TIME. OH YES WOMAN WAS INVOLVED TO
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Caption: MAN SOON DEFINED ROLES BASED ON GENDER. HUNTER GATHERER FOR MAN, HOME MAKER, COOK AND BOTTLE WASHER FOR WOMAN. HOW THIS WAS ESTABLISHED WE MIGHT NEVER KNOW, PERHAPS WOMAN WAS NOT READY IN TIME TO GO HUNTING, BUT WE KNOW WHO WAS THE BOSS OF WHO
Caption: TIME WAS THE MASTER THAT RULED ALL. LIFE SPAN WAS LONGER FOR WOMEN, EVEN THOUGH MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN IN THE HOME. BUT ACCIDENTS AREN'T HUNGRY WITH FAST REFLEXES AND SHARP TEETH
Caption: HOWEVER SOME DIED YOUNG, VERY YOUNG GIRLS BEFORE THEY WERE WOMEN, THROUGH UNNATURAL CAUSES, SLAIN BY THEIR OWN SPECIES
Caption: TIME WAS A MYSTERY IT WENT LIGHT THEN DARK. FIRST QUICKLY THEN LONGER WITH A SHIFT FROM WARM TO COLD
MOTHER: YOUR SISTER HAS GIVEN HER LIFE SO THE CLIMATE SO WE WILL GET WARM AGAIN
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Caption: AS THEY KEPT UP THE VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO THE SUN KEPT RISING. THE CONNECTION WOULD MAKE JAMES BURKE PROUD
Caption: THEN AFTER THE SUN ROSE AFTER A SACRIFICE, A SACRIFICE OF NOT A GIRL BIT A WOMAN, A GIRL WHO HAD MADE HAY, LOTS OF HAY IN THE HAY MAKING
Caption: WHILST THEY HARVESTED WOMEN MULTI-TASKED THE IDEA OF A LOGICAL PROGRESSION OF SUN APPEARANCES IN WHAT THEY TERMED SEASONS. THEY SET ABOUT THE FIRST CALENDAR 'WHEAT HENGE' TO PROVE TO MAN IT WAS SCIENTIFIC WITH OUT THE NEED FOR SACRIFICE. MAN THOUGHT SHE JUST WANTED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM COMING HOME LATE
Caption: BUT NATURE DEPRIVED OF IT'S SACRIFICES SOUGHT REVENGE AND PRODUCED A WHOLE SEASON OF RAIN TO DROWN 'WHEAT HENGE'
MOTHER: I'M SORRY I FAILED YOU, BUT IN YOUR MEMORY OUR KIND WILL SEEK TO STOP THE POINTLESS SLAUGHTER
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Caption: SO THE SACRIFICES CONTINUED AND MAN THOUGHT HE WAS THE MASTER OF TIME AGAIN BUT MORE IMPORTANT WOMEN AGAIN
Caption: AS TOOLS BECAME MORE COMMON SO THEIR USE WAS PASSED ON TO DOMESTIC TASKS
Caption: A SECRET SOCIETY THE WI (WOMENS INTUITION) FORMED TO RECREATE THEIR ANCESTORS TEMPORAL ACHIEVEMENTS IN A MORE DURABLE MATERIAL, AND 'WOOD HENGE' WAS BORN. MAN AGAIN TOOK THE CREDIT MASTERED TIME
Caption: BUT NATURE AGAIN DEPRIVED OF IT'S SACRIFICES SOUGHT THE EVEN THE LEVEL PLAYING FIELDS, A SIZZLING SUMMER SUN FOCUSED IN DISCARDED QUARTZ BURNT THE PLACE TO THE GROUND, WHO NEEDS A STUPIDS WITH FLARE GUN
MOTHER: SORRY I HAVE FAILED, IT IS OUR DESTINY TO FAIL
DAUGHTER: NO MOTHER IT IS OUR DESTINY TO TRY, FAILING IS JUST A RISK
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Caption: YET AGAIN THE SACRIFICES CONTINUED AND MAN THOUGHT HE WAS THE MASTER OF TIME AGAIN
Caption: AS WOMEN FOUND TIME FOR PASTIMES THEY GAINED NEW SKILLS WITH NEW MATERIALS
Caption: THEY BUILT A CHRONOMETER THAT STILL STANDS IN PIECES TODAY ACCURATE TO A FEW MINUTES IN A YEAR, TRACKING TIME, SEASONS AND YEARS WITH NO BLIPS FOR LEAP YEARS IT WAS NATURES ORGANIC GREEN CLOCK
Caption: BUT NATURE AGAIN DEPRIVED OF IT'S SACRIFICES SOUGHT THE EVEN THE LEVEL PLAYING FIELDS STRIKING TO SEVERELY DAMAGE THE TIMEPIECE, BUT FAILING
DAUGHTER: YOU DID IN MUM NOT EVEN NATURE CAN STOP THIS CLOCK
MOTHER: YES MUM YOU DID
GRANDMOTHER: TIME WAITS FOR NO WOMAN
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Caption: AND SO IT WAS MAN CLAIMED TIME AS HIS SLAVE AND SET ABOUT METICULOUSLY READING IT TO OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF ACCURACY, POSTULATING YOU COULD TRAVEL IN TIME WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY FORGETTING APPOINTMENTS
Caption: AN ACCURATE MEASURE OF TIME ALLOWED PRECISE POSITIONING ON THE GLOBE, AND THE GLOBE IN SPACE, AND POSITIONS FROM SPACE. ALL THOSE SACRIFICES SEEMED WORTH WHILE WHEN MAN KNEW HIS PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE
Caption: BUT NATURE AGAIN MISSED IT'S SACRIFICES AND CALLED ON HELP FROM SPACE ITSELF
Caption: MAN WENT FROM BEING IGNORANT, TO IN CONTROL, TO ANAL RETENTIVE TO COMPLACENT, TIME HAD WON, AND THIS BEING THE MODERN AGE THERE WAS NO DISCRIMINATION IN THE SACRIFICES IT CLAIMED
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