Title: F Plan From Outer Space
Series: Ignore alien orders
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: MAN'S RESILIENCE GETS IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS
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AGENT: A NICE LITTLE GALAXY, AT LEAST 9 DECENT SIZED PLANETS WITH A LONG LASTING SUN
AGENT: LIFE SPRANG FORTH ON THE THIRD ONE FROM THE SUN THROUGH A SERIES OF MS-ADVENTURES
AGENT: THAT LIFE BRED AND TRAVELLED
AGENT: BRED AND TRAVELLED
AGENT: BRED AND TRAVELLED
AGENT: BRED AND TRAVELLED
AGENT: UNTIL THEY OCCUPIED EVERY LAND MASS ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE
AGENT: AND THAT'S WHERE THE PROBLEMS BEGAN
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AGENT: THROUGH MYTH AND LEGENDS
AGENT: THROUGH FACT AND FICTION
AGENT: THE PLANET SEEMED TO BE POPULATED WITH DANGER. A BLOOD SUCKING, SCARY
AGENT: HAIRY 8 LEGGED CRAWLER
AGENT: BUG EYED SLIMY BIG TOED POISON MONGERS
AGENT: BITING, BUZZING ANNOYING FLIERS
AGENT: AND VICIOUS POWERFUL HUNGRY MAN EATING BEASTS BEGGING TO BE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
AGENT: BUT MAN... BRED AND SURVIVED
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AGENT: THE WEATHER TURNED UP IT'S GAME, HUGE TIDAL WAVES
AGENT: VICIOUS ELECTRICAL AND RAIN STORMS, ECLIPSES OF LIGHT
AGENT: VEGETATION AND PROPERTY FIRES, BUT MAN BREAD AND SURVIVED
AGENT: ARID DESERTS, DROUGHT HIT LAND
AGENT: LANDSLIDES, AVALANCHES, EARTH QUAKES
AGENT: SUN SPOTS, UV ROASTING
AGENT: FLOODS AND MUD BATHS. MAN BRED AND SURVIVED
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AGENT: WHETHER THESE 3 DIFFERENT ASSAULTS ON IT'S SURVIVAL RATTLED THE SPECIES WE DON'T KNOW
AGENT: BUT MAN BEGAN LOOKING IN THE UNEXPLORED AREAS OF IT'S PLANET
AGENT: AND EVENTUALLY THEY LEFT THEIR OWN BIRTH PLACE
AGENT: BUT THEY NEVER LEFT EN MASS, THEY HAVE A SAYING "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME"
AGENT: THE NEXT CRISIS WOULD COME FROM WITHIN
AGENT: AN EPIDEMIC THAT SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE RACE BUT MAN BRED AND SURVIVED
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AGENT: AS YOUR LETTING AGENT WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFESTATIONS THAT HAPPEN UNDER OUR TENANCIES. BUT WE'VE TRIED APPLYING THE SUBTLE PRESSURE OF LETHAL NEIGHBOURS, FIDDLING WITH THE HEATING CONTROLS, MAJOR BUILDING WORK, TEMPTING THEM AWAY AND PESTICIDES. BUT 5 TIMES WE TRIED AND THEY WILL NOT DIE
Caption: THE SHADOWY HEAD TURNS OUT TOP BE AN ALIEN WHO PUTS IT'S TENTACLE TO IT'S MOUTH.
ALIEN: WE LEAVE THIS SOLAR SYSTEM IN YOUR CARE FOR WHICH YOU EXTRACT AN EXORBITANT ANNUAL RETAINER THEY YOU LET IT GET INFESTED
ALIEN: CONSIDER YOUR CONTRACT TERMINATED, I WILL TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS
ALIEN: WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE DEATH RAY BUTTON.
ALIEN: OH I THINK MY COUSIN OWNS THAT PLANET OR HE USED TO DO
ALIEN: NOT A PROBLEM COUSIN, THE BUILDING REGULATIONS IN A HERITAGE SITE ALLOWS RECONSTRUCTION WITHIN A SIMILAR FOOTPRINT
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