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Title: Man For Three Seasons
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: 3 DAYS IN THE LIFE OF A QUITE BUSY MAN
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The Sun is shinning brightly
Caption: 'THE SUN IS SHINNING'
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Daffodils in full bloom
Caption: 'AND THE KIDS ARE SHOUTING LOUD'
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Joe Summer opens the window and looks out it is a beautiful day the spring flowers are out
Caption: 'BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW IT'S SHINING'
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Joe Summer with beard and fat belly starts to go to work
JOE SUMMER: 'THROUGH A CRACK IN THE CLOUD'
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Joe Summer in a bathroom getting washed
JOE SUMMER: TIME TO GO TO WORK I REALLY HATE ALL THE SUNSHINE AND GOOD FEELINGS
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Joe Summer ready for work, he is Santa Claus and is all dressed up for the part
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Joe Summer feeds his reindeer and puts Zinc cream on their noses
Caption: HERE YOU GO GIRL, CANT HAVE YOU GETTING SUN BURNT WHAT USE WOULD A RED NOSE BE?
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In a typical 4 bedroom detached house the garage door goes up and the 4 reindeer pull out Joe Summer on his sleigh full of present sacks.
JOE SUMMER: COME ONE WE'VE GOT TO BE BACK BEFORE WIFEY GETS BACK FROM MIDNIGHT MASS
3
The sleigh flies through the sky
JOE SUMMER: I'VE GOT A SHORTEST AND QUICKEST ROUTE FROM THE WIFI INTERWEB
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Joe Summer disappears down the chimney with a sack of presents
JOE SUMMER: DESPITE THE ADVENT OF GAS THEY'RE STILL BUILDING HOUSES WITH CHIMNEYS, THEY'RE JUST MORE EFFICIENT AN A HELL OF A LOT SLIMMER
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Joe Summer appears in the fireplace of a home he pulls himself together to place the presents. There is a,saucer of goodies
JOE SUMMER: EXCELLENT LOW CARB SNACKS
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The sleigh performs many loop the loops then pulls out at great speed
JOE SUMMER: I CAN EAT ALL I WANT AND STILL LOOSE WEIGHT
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Joe Summer sits at home with feet up watching the TV
JOE SUMMER: MUST HAVE LOST 15 STONE TONIGHT
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The sun is trying to shine but it is obscured by rain
Caption: ITS RAINING IT'S POURING, THE OLD MAN IS SNORING
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The sky is full of rain
Caption: HE BUMPED HIS HEAD, FELL ON THE BED AND COULDN'T GET UP IN THE MORNING
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Joe Summer looks out of his window it is tipping down with rain
JOE SUMMER: RAIN YESTERDAY, RAIN TOMORROW, AND RAIN TODAY
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A very fit Joe Summer with sideburns goes to work
JOE SUMMER: THEY'LL STILL BE A DROUGHT IN THE SUMMER THOUGH
5
Joe Summer prepares himself in front of a mirror
JOE SUMMER: ALWAYS THE COLDEST OF JOBS THIS
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Joe Summer as cupid dressed in fur shorts firing a bow and arrow at young lovers
JOE SUMMER: GO GET A ROOM, NO I MEAN IT IT'S FREEZING
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The sun with snow draped over it
Caption: JUST LOOKS LIKE SPRING HAS BROKEN
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The trees and walls draped with snow
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Joe Summer looks out of his window it is difficult to open snowed shut, snow is on all over the poor flowers that have bloomed too early
JOE SUMMER: NO WONDER THE WEATHER GETS CONFUSED
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A thinly bearded Joe Summer gets ready for work
JOE SUMMER: THIS MOVEABLE FEAST SLIDES IN AND OUT OF MONTHS
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Joe Summer prepares himself in the bathroom
JOE SUMMER: FLOSS THE GNASHERS ONE LAST TIME. WHY'S IT ALWAYS SO COLD
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Joe Summer dressed as the Easter bunny with a basket of eggs to deliver
JOE SUMMER: HOT CROSS BUNS AND A COLD CROSS BUNNY
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Joe Summer as the Easter bunny bounds around leaving prints in the snow
JOE SUMMER: HELLO KIDDIES, IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY FURRY BROWN HELPER
2
A tree piled up with chocolate eggs
JOE SUMMER: BETTER HIDE SOME HERE IN CASE A TREASURE HUNT PASSES BY. ELSE I'LL RECLAIM THEM LATER
3
A vicious dog chases Joe Summer
JOE SUMMER: WHY DON'T DOGS SUCCUMB TO CHOCOLATE
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A bunny in a large saucepan like in Fatal Attraction
JOE SUMMER: OUT OF THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE
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Joe Summer caught in the headlights of a large articulated lorry
JOE SUMMER: AND THENCE INTO THE FURNACE
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A very thin Joe Summer sits down to watch the TV with a large stack of chocolate eggs
JOE SUMMER: NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT TO EAT THE SURPLUS AND WATCH 8 MONTHS REALITY TV
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A very fat Joe Summer sitting in front of the TV
Caption: 8 MONTHS LATER
JOE SUMMER: BUT IT SOON PASSES, EH OH BACK TO WORK
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