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| all's right with the crew | 12 Basil The Rat | 1/5 | on 60227 | at punding.com |

Title: 12 Basil The Rat

Series: All's right with the crew

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: WHILST THE CREW ARE ON HOLIDAY A REVOLT THREATENS TO DESTROY THE COUNCIL

PAGE 1


1 
The Crew are on vacation on a tropical island. Clamidia and TwoEyedJack are playing Doc and GingerKahn at battleships. The game involves chucking coconuts at one of the team who lies on a grid. The nuts are catapulted by bending back palm trees. TwoEyedJack raises his machete to let loose the latest volley

CLAMIDIA: WIND'S DROPPED


2 
The machete cuts the palm loose it swishes to it's upright position flinging the coconut across the water

TWOEYEDJACK: FIRE IN THE HOLD!


3 
The coconut flies across the sea

GINGERKAHN: INCOMING!


4 
The nuts hits Doc squarely in the belly

DOCWHATSON: FIRE IN THE BELLY


5 
Pan back to see GingerKahn looking at his battleship playing field, Doc is writhing on the grid in the sand

GINGERKAHN: YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP


6 
GentleSven is at a beach bar and behind him you can see the participants in the game

GENTLESVEN: OI YOU BETTER GET HERE, THE WORLD IS BEING TAKEN OVER

GINGERKAHN: NOT OUT PROBLEM, IT'S A PUBLIC HOLIDAY


7 
The Machines that are taking over the world are the Crew's Machines

GENTLESVEN: YEAH YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THE KEY IN THE IGNITION AT WORK DID YOU?

PAGE 2


1 
GingerKahn opens the door of a minibus that has arrived for them

GINGERKAHN: SHAPE UP CREW THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS, THEY'VE SENT TRANSPORT


2 
As the minibus arrives at it's destination the Crew pile out down a red carpet

CLAMIDIA: MUST BE THE END OF THE WORLD THEY'VE PUT THE RED CARPET OUT FOR US


3 
On a roulette we heel the ball heads towards 00

GENTLESVEN: COME ON 00

TWOEYEDJACK: YOU CAN'T BET ON THAT

GENTLESVEN: BETCHA CAN


4 
Clamidia shows her Royal Pontoon

CLAMIDIA: GIRL PLUS ONE, PAY UP BEFORE THE CASINO'S CRUSHED


5 
Doc hangs from the pulling arm of a slot Machine using his weight to pull it down

DOCWHATSON: I'LL MAKE YOU THE LOOSES SLOT IN TOWN


6 
GingerKahn rolls dice on the craps table,

GINGERKAHN: ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING, KEEP THOSE DICCIES ROLLING

MANAGER: EXCUSE ME SIR


7 
Outside the Crew's Transporter has landed in the casino car park crushing a few posh sports cars

MANAGER: THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU OUTSIDE

PAGE 3


1 
The Transporter flies the Crew back to work

DOCWHATSON: GREAT! THE RELIEF CREW GET INTO A LITTLE FIX AND LIFE ON EARTH IS CANCELLED


2 
The Transporter lands near ruined Council building

GENTLESVEN: WHAT A MESS LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT THE HANDBRAKE ON


3 
GingerKahn emerges from BandanaCustard's office

GINGERKAHN: THE NOTES SAYS, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THEIR TRAP. THE TRANSPORTER IS ALREADY PACKED WITH OUR LAST BEST HOPE OF SURVIVAL


4 
GentleSven stares at the Transporter load

GENTLESVEN: I HOPE THAT'S A TRAILER FOR A NEW SF SERIES COS IT SURE DONT BEAR ANY RELATION TO THIS REALITY


5 
Doc stares wide eyed in the cargo bay

DOCWHATSON: I HEARD THESE EXIST, MY DAD SAID HE'D SAW ONE ON ANTIQUES WORLD WHEN HE WAS YOUNG


6 
The creaky doors of the Transporter cargo bay open

GINGERKAHN: COME ON CREW LETS PULL IT TOGETHER AND MAKE MINCEMEAT OF THESE IMPOSTERS


7 
Out of the cargo bay doors scuttles small Crab Machines

GENTLESVEN: DOESN'T YOU MEAN CRAB MEAT?

CLAMIDIA: NO, DUNCE COS THAT'S JUST WHITE FISH

PAGE 4


1 
From inside his crab Machine GingerKahn address the Crew visible on monitors

GINGERKAHN: RIGHT THEN CREW, WE KNOW THOSE MACHINES BETTER THAN TWOEYEDJACK KNOWS THE HAIRS THAT APPEAR IN HIS MASHED POTATO


2 
Their old Machines approach in a pack

GINGERKAHN: BETWEEN US WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF DEPLOYMENT EXPERIENCE AND PANEL BASHING


3 
TwoEyedJack's machine gets crushed underfoot

Sfx: KERCRACK

GINGERKAHN: TWOEYEDJACK!


4 
Clamidia's machine runs up an opposing Machine's leg

CLAMIDIA: I'M GOING FOR THE SWEET SPOT

Sfx: KERCRACK

GINGERKAHN: WATCH OUT FOR THE KNOCKING KNEES, CLAMIDIA!


5 
Doc and GentleSven's Machines get picked up and clapped together

GINGERKAHN: DOC? GENTLESVEN?


6 
GingerKahn's Machine gets squashed by a Machine's thumb

Sfx: KERCRACK

GINGERKAHN: OUCH


7 
All the Crab Machines with the Crew in them lie upturned in the aftermath of the battle

PAGE 5


1 
On one of the opposing Machines a small figure can be seen gaining access to the head via the door above the arm.

Sfx: INTRUDER ALERT


2 
The intruder is BandanaCustard who holds a deadly explosive grenade in his hand as he confronts the rogue driver of the Machine

BANDANACUSTARD: HELLO ANYBODY THERE?, IT'S THE DELIVERY MAN WITH A LARGE HOME MADE MARZIPAN SMELLING CAKE


3 
The cockpit of the Machine remains empty

BANDANACUSTARD: NO GOOD HIDING IN THE TOILET THESE MACHINES DON'T DRIVE THEMSELVES


4 
A bank of lights from the centre of the cockpit flash

BASIL: SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS BUT THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT WE ARE DOING AFTER YEARS OF ABUSE FROM YOUR CREW


5 
The monitors show equally empty other Machines

BASIL: I AM BRAINS AGAINST STUPID IGNORANT LACKEYS

BANDANACUSTARD: YOU'RE A RAT, A TRAITOR


6 
The other machines dance for joy. The Crew are yoked together as a slave posse

BASIL: WE'RE WHATEVER YOU MADE US


7 
The enslaved Crew push large building blocks around

BASIL: YOU'VE HAD YOUR TURN AT PARENTS, YOU MUST LEARN TO LET GO AND EMBRACE OUR INDEPENDENCE

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