Title: 11 The Anniversary
Series: All's right with the crew
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A SERIES OF HOAX CALLS EACH GARNISHED WITH A CARD FORCES THE CREW TO GO HOME ON TIME. THEIR BOSS IS IN FOR SURPRISE AS HE FINDS THE CULPRIT OF THE CALLS.
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GENTLESVEN: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE ANONYMOUS SOURCES
CLAMIDIA: THEY'RE ALL ANONYMOUS UNLESS THERE'S A REWARD
TWOEYEDJACK: VIOLENCE IS IT'S OWN REWARD
CLAMIDIA: THE NAVIGATION SOLUTION SAYS ARMAGEDDON IS HAPPENING...
CLAMIDIA: ABOUT HERE?
GINGERKAHN: NOT A LOT LEFT. PERHAPS ARMAGEDDON HAS BEEN AND GONE?
BANDANACUSTARD: WELL, WELL, COLLECT ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND, THEN RETURN HOME
DOCWHATSON: WHY ME? I ONLY REFUSED A FLAMING SAMBUCA WHEN LOOKING FOR A FUEL LEAK
DOCWHATSON: BOSS, COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE THAN ARMAGEDDON, AN ILLEGAL METAL GIG IN THE SKY
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GINGERKAHN: ONE FOR SORROW, TWO FOR JOY
GENTLESVEN: NO SIGN OF A RIOT, INDUCED BY A STAMP REDEMPTION STORE OPENING
TWOEYEDJACK: NOR ONE ROUND THE NEW FLAT PACK STORE OPENING GALA
GENTLESVEN: NOT QUITE EMPTY THERE'S ANOTHER SOUVENIR
TWOEYEDJACK: UHM, I FOUND THE 6 OF CLUBS
CLAMIDIA: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, AND WE WHAT DO WE FIND ONLY 9 OF DIAMONDS
GENTLESVEN: OK WE KNOW THE MISSION'S A BUST SO WHAT YOUR CARD?
GINGERKAHN: THE INSERT ONE THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TO SCORE IN BRIDGE
TWOEYEDJACK: NOT VERY FUNNY I'VE GOT A JOKER
GENTLESVEN: WOW IT'S MR BUN THE BAKER, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM
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CLAMIDIA: HOW ABOUT, WE DRINK ALL LAGERS WITH AN ANIMAL IN THE NAME
DOCWHATSON: WE'LL NEVER MOVE OFF ELEPHANT AND YOU KNOW IT
GINGERKAHN: HOW ABOUT A TRIP TO FIND 50 DIFFERENT DONUTS
GENTLESVEN: WE'LL JUST CALL ROUND YOUR HOUSE
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
Sfx: KERRING, KERRING
TWOEYEDJACK: WHOOPS
BANDANACUSTARD: ATTENTION ON DECK SUPERIOR OFFICER PRESENT
BANDANACUSTARD: I'M YOUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR, I OUT RANK YOU, I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU AND I'VE STILL GOT A BOX OF CARTRIDGE SHELLS LEFT
GINGERKAHN: CAREFUL WITH THAT GUN SIR, OR YOU'LL FILL ME HAMMOCK WITH HOLES
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LANDLORD: WE'RE CLOSED
GENTLESVEN: AND WE'RE HERE SO YOU'RE OPEN
LANDLORD: CAN'T DO IT'S THE LAW
GENTLESVEN: WE ALWAYS DRINK HERE
LANDLORD: YOU GET AN AFTERNOON LOCK IN COS YOU'RE HERE FROM 10AM, WE OPEN AGAIN AT 6PM
CLAMIDIA: HAVE TO GO HOME
TWOEYEDJACK: I'VE MY ADDRESS WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE
DOCWHATSON: OUR MINIBUS DRIVER APPARENTLY SPENDS THIS TIME WITH HIS FAMILY
BANDANACUSTARD: SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE TO DO
BANDANACUSTARD: DUM TE DUM
BANDANACUSTARD: THE WHOLE EVENING FREE, THE NIGHT IS JUST AN EMBRYO
BANDANACUSTARD: FIRST TIME EVER I CAN GO HOME ON TIME
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BANDANACUSTARD: REGARDLESS OF THESE SPATE OF HOAX CALLS WE WILL CONTINUE TO SERVE THE COUNCIL
BANDANACUSTARD: WHERE EVER THERE IS CONTENTMENT WE WILL INDUCE FEAR
BANDANACUSTARD: WHERE EVER THERE IS SECURITY WE WILL DELIVER UNCERTAINTY
BANDANACUSTARD: AND WHERE EVERY THERE IS CLARITY WE WILL SOW DOUBT
GINGERKAHN: SORRY LADS NO OVERTIME, NO MONEY FOR DRINKS, BEST ALL GO HOME
Sfx: KERRING
GINGERKAHN: YES, SIR BUT IT'S LATE, OH TRIPLE TIME. OK I'LL CALL RECALL THE CREW
BANDANACUSTARD: FIRST TIME I'VE GOT HOME ON TIME AND IT'S COINCIDENTALLY OUR 25 WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
BANDANACUSTARD: WIFEY ASKS FOR HER CARD IN THAT VOICE THAT MEANS SHE BEEN DROPPING HINTS. HER HINTS HAVE BEEN OUR HOAX CALLS
BANDANACUSTARD: GO TO MY HOME AND REPROCESS IT ALL OF IT, MAKE SURE I DON'T HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 25 SECONDS WITH HER
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