Title: 09 Waldorf Salad
Series: All's right with the crew
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: A VISITOR FROM ACROSS THE POND TRIES TO ASSERT HIS COUNTRY'S BELIEFS ON TO THE CREW
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Caption: OUT OF TOWN SHOPPING PLANETS DRAG TRADE FROM CITY CENTRES
Caption: HIGH PARKING COUNCIL TARIFFS SHOULD DISCOURAGE SHOPPERS. MOST TRY TO WRIGGLE OUT OF PAYING ONE WAY OR THE ANOTHER
Caption: THE COUNCIL DECIDES TO ENFORCE IT'S LAW
Sfx: KERCRASH
OWNER: EXCUSE ME YOU SEEM TO HAVE PARTLY CRUSHED MY VEHICLE
TWOEYEDJACK: OH SORRY I'LL SEND ONE OF MY CREW OUT TO SORT IT OUT
Sfx: KERCRASH
CLAMIDIA: LET NONE ELSE COMPLAIN THEY'VE ONLY BEEN PARTLY CRUSHED
GINGERKAHN: SKIP THE TICKETS AND THE COUNCIL AWARE NOT ICES, JUST FLAT PACK ANYTHING AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE
Sfx: KERCRASH
GENTLESVEN: DON'T BOTHER STARTING THE CLOCK YOU AINT GETTING UP
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GINGERKAHN: SIR, IT'LL BE A LOT LESS BUSY FOR YOUR WIFE'S SHOPPING, BUT BEST QUADRUPLE UP THE REFUSE COLLECTORS
DOCWHATSON: WOW JUST LIKE THE OPENING SCENE OF EPISODE III
TWOEYEDJACK: ITS TOO CLOSE IT'S SHAKING US APART
GINGERKAHN: NO THAT'S JUST OUR KNEES KNOCKING
GENTLESVEN: THAT COULD TRANSPORT US
CLAMIDIA: WHO CARES HOW UGLY YOU ARE WHEN YOU'RE THAT BIG
BANDANACUSTARD: WE'RE THINKING OF EXTENDING THE COUNCIL FRANCHISE ABROAD
FLEMGOURD: NAME'S FLEMGOURD FROM THE MIGHTY US OF B STATE OF SUPRAMARE GLAD TO MEET YA ALL
GENTLESVEN: SUPER
TWOEYEDJACK: SMASHING
DOCWHATSON: GREAT
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FLEMGOURD: DON'T LET THIS SPORTS HOSTING BID GET IN THE WAY OF OUR BUSINESS. WE'LL TAKE MY RIDE
GINGERKAHN: REMEMBER CREW TO THE BID COMMITTEE WE REPRESENT SECURITY AND SAFETY. STEAD YOURSELF FOR THEIR INSPECTION
Sfx: KERUNCH
FLEMGOURD: DREADFULLY SORRY I FLATTENED YOUR PRACTISE PITCH. YOUR STADIUM IS ALL RIGHT ISN'T IT
GINGERKAHN: YES IT'S ERH AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
GINGERKAHN: LOOK SHARP BE HAVE COMPANY
FLEMGOURD: INTRUDERS HEY, LETS ME SHOW YOU HOW WE WELCOME THEM IN THE GOOD OLD US OF B
FLEMGOURD: PROLAPTIC CLEANSING,
GINGERKAHN: BUT IT WON'T GIVE OUR BID A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
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FLEMGOURD: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
GINGERKAHN: NEVER LIKED THOSE MISSIONS WHERE HE HAD TO LEAVE PEOPLE ALIVE, YOU SOLVED THAT ONE FOR US COUSIN
FLEMGOURD: I GOT GOOD BACK HANDER FROM MY COUNTRIES BID, SO WHOSE FOR A BEER
DOCWHATSON: SO HOW DOES THIS ALE COMPARE TO YOUR BEER BACK HOME?
FLEMGOURD: WELL IT'S WARM, IN SMALLER GLASSES, MORE EXPENSIVE, IT'S FLAT, THERE'S NO HEAD AND IT LOOKS LIKE POO INSTEAD OF WEE
TWOEYEDJACK: WELL WE DON'T HAVE YOUR HIGHS STANDARDS SO WE JUST HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT
GENTLESVEN: ANOTHER ONE ANYONE
DOCWHATSON: I'LL SUFFER
FLEMGOURD: WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOU LIGHT ROADS WITH CATS EYES AND STREETS WITH LAMPS.
FLEMGOURD: IF YOU BUILT STRAIGHT ROADS YOU WON'T NEED THE LIGHTS TO GO ROUND THEM BLASTED ROUNDABOUTS
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FLEMGOURD: WE'LL MY JOB IS DONE, YOU'RE SPORTING BID IS SCUPPERED, I NEVER WANTED THE CREW FRANCHISE, IT AINT TRADEMARKED SO I'LL JUST PINCH IT, SEE YA IN COURT
BANDANACUSTARD: ACTUALLY SIR, YOU HELPED US WIN THE BID, YOU ACTUALLY DESTROYED YOUR COUNTRIES SPYING MISSION TO STEAL OUR BLUE PRINTS
BANDANACUSTARD: YOU SEE YOU UNDERESTIMATED TWO THINGS ABOUT US. ONE THE STRENGTH OF OUR BEER. IT POLEAXES ANYONE USED TO DRINKING THE GNAT'S PISS YOU CALL BY THE SAME NAME
BANDANACUSTARD: ALSO WE'RE AN ISLAND NATION, WE'VE BEEN INVADED SO MANY TIMES WE'VE LOST COUNT. WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE DO AND ADAPT TO NEW SITUATIONS
BANDANACUSTARD: DURING YOUR HANGOVER, THE CREW CURED BY A GOOD FRY SET ABOUT FIXING, NOT NORMALLY A SKILL THEY HAVE NEED OF
BANDANACUSTARD: YOU MACHINE'S BODY PROVIDED A PERFECT ARCHITECTURAL HOUSING FOR A NEW SUPER STADIUM.
BANDANACUSTARD: THE REST WE'VE MADE INTO A PRESENT FOR YOUR COUNTRY. AFTER SAFE TRANSPORT THE MIDDLE FINGER NEEDS TO ROTATED UP FOR FULL EFFECT
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