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| all's right with the crew | 07 Communication Breakdown | 1/5 | on 60123 | at punding.com |

Title: 07 Communication Breakdown

Series: All's right with the crew

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: THE MACHINES ARE UPGRADED SO ONE POOR UNFORTUNATE HAS TO DEFEND AGAINST A WELL TIMED COUP

PAGE 1


1 
BandanaCustard addresses the Crew

BANDANACUSTARD: MACHINES ARE BEING UPGRADED THIS WEEK WE NEED A VOLUNTEER TO STAY BEHIND


2 
GingerKahn offers the Crew straws to pick from. They are in fact the ends of bungee ropes

GINGERKAHN: I'VE MADE IT, JUST EASY PICK ONE


3 
TwoEyedJack holds the end of a bungee rope

GINGERKAHN: ITS JUST BUNGEE ROPE


4 
TwoEyedJack ties the rope around himself

GINGERKAHN: TIE IT AROUND YOUR MIDDLE


5 
TwoEyedJack launches himself out of the building

GINGERKAHN: AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP OUT THE WINDOW


6 
The Crew all dangle by their ropes except TwoEyedJack whose rope snaps and his body falls

GINGERKAHN: EXCEPT ONE IS PAST IT'S SELL BY DATE


7 
GingerKahn delivers TwoEyedJack to BandanaCustard on a trolley

GINGERKAHN: YOUR VOLUNTEER SIR, A BIT SHAKEN AND A LOT STIRRED

PAGE 2


1 
TwoEyedJack sits in the Crew room reading a book

TWOEYEDJACK: WHILST THEY'RE AWAY THEY'LL DIVERT OUR SHOUTS. I CAN READ FAUSTUS THE GRAPHIC NOVEL


2 
The phone rings

TWOEYEDJACK: THAT'LL BE MOTHER


3 
TwoEyedJack pilots the Transporter

TWOEYEDJACK: OUR PHONE'S ANTIQUATED EXCHANGE DOESN'T DO CALL FORWARDING


4 
The Transporter approaches a planet

TWOEYEDJACK: SO I'M DOING ALLS THE SHOUT ALL ON MY OWN


5 
TwoEyedJack's machine in battle with a huge flame thrower

TWOEYEDJACK: AT LEAST I GET TO USE GENTLESVEN'S FLAME THROWER


6 
Back at the base the phone rings again

TWOEYEDJACK: NOT AGAIN


7 
TwoEyedJack pilots the Transporter to the next incident

TWOEYEDJACK: GREAT I HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER AN ORGANISED CRIME JOLLY

PAGE 3


1 
TwoEyedJack surveys the untidy planet from inside his Machine

TWOEYEDJACK: HELLO, WHERE YOU'S HIDING?


2 
TwoEyedJack's Machine scours the town

TWOEYEDJACK: I'S A SMELLING OREGANO THAT SHOULD BE PRONOUNCED ORI-GAN-O


3 
TwoEyedJack's Machine steps into a clearing

TWOEYEDJACK: ACTUALLY AS IN MOST PIZZAS PARLORS I SMELL A RAT


4 
Around the clearing small charges go off tearing a crevasse into the ground

TWOEYEDJACK: OH NO NOT THE CANNELLONI JUDAS GOAT TRICK


5 
TwoEyedJack's Machine falls down a hole

LACKEY: I GOT HIM BOSS, HE CAME ALONE


6 
TwoEyedJack Lies broken at the bottom of the hole

BOSS: OF COURSE OUR FIRM IS UPGRADING ALL THE OTHERS. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO


7 
TwoEyedJack's Machine drowns as concrete is poured down into the hole

LACKEY: CONCRETE BOOTS, OVERCOAT AND SWIMMING POOL

PAGE 4


1 
The Crew have arrived in their new Machines to track down TwoEyedJack. The planet is all quiet

GENTLESVEN: ITS TOO QUIET


2 
The Crew's Machines's all hit the surface at once

Sfx: KERCRASH

DOCWHATSON: COS THE PARTY ONLY STARTS WHEN ALL THE CREW GET DOWN ON THE SURFACE


3 
The new Machine walks unsteady forward

GINGERKAHN: SHAKE UP YOU'RE ALL WOBBLY

GENTLESVEN: THERE'S SPEED RESTRAINERS AND GPS LINKED BLACK BOXES


4 
GingerKahn's Machine bends down to try and pick up some armed vehicles

GINGERKAHN: NO STRENGTH TO PICK UP THESES HOSTILE VEHICLES


5 
Gentle Sven's Machine gets riddles with bullets

GENTLESVEN: OUCH, PROJECTILES GO STRAIGHT THROUGH THIS NEW METAL FROM SUSTAINABLE SOURCES


6 
Doc tries to fires upon hostile persons

DOCWHATSON: THERE'S A HUMANITARIAN OVERRIDE ON THE WEAPONS, THEY REFUSE TO FIRES


7 
Clamidia's machine topples

CLAMIDIA: I'M FALLING I'M OUT OF POWER THE SOLAR CELLS CAN'T MATCH MACHINE POWER DRAIN

PAGE 5


1 
All the new upgrade Machines have collapsed into a useless heap. The shadow of the hostile Boss raises his gun in triumphant

BOSS: SEE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY DONT MATCH SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST


2 
The whole army of hostiles celebrate with their guns held high. From behind them a huge eye surveys them.

TWOEYEDJACK: EXCUSE ME


3 
TwoEyedJack's Machine dripping with half set concrete lumbers towards them

TWOEYEDJACK: YOU FAILED TO DISPOSE OF YOUR WASTE CORRECTLY


4 
TwoEyedJack's Machine stamps all over the military hardware

TWOEYEDJACK: I'M AS BIODEGRADE AS I SHOULD BE


5 
TwoEyedJack's Machine pulls aero planes out of the sky

TWOEYEDJACK: I'VE A KILLING FRENZY HALF LIFE GREATER THAN YOUR FAMILY'S DYNASTY


6 
TwoEyedJack's Machine sweeps away all the rest of the opposition into the concrete pit

TWOEYEDJACK: THAT CONCRETE YOUR POURED NEEDS SOME MORE AGGREGATE


7 
Back at base TwoEyedJack delivers the wounded Crew to BandanaCustard on trolleys

TWOEYEDJACK: SIR, THE CREW ARE BACK FROM THE UPGRADE

BANDANACUSTARD: SUCCESSFUL WAS IT?

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