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| all's right with the crew | 05 Gourmet Night | 1/5 | on 60109 | at punding.com |

Title: 05 Gourmet Night

Series: All's right with the crew

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: A MISSION SPLITS THE LOYALTIES FORCING DOC TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS FAMILY AND THE CREW. HE THINKS THERE IS NO CHOICE AND DISAPPEARS TO STOP THEM SUCCEEDING. BUT TO WHICH THEM IS HE FIGHTING FOR.

PAGE 1


BandanaCustard addresses the crew

BANDANACUSTARD: BIT OF A TRICKY ONE THIS, WE NEED TO MOVE ON THE POPULATION OF DENHAM MAJOR


GINGERKAHN: OH THAT RINGS A BELL

GENTLESVEN: DIDN'T I GIVE YOU A LIFT THERE ONCE DOC?

DOCWHATSON: YEAH IT'S MY HOME PLANET

CLAMIDIA: TOUGH CALL


The planet Denham Major with hazard signs around it

BANDANACUSTARD: SEEMS THE POPULATION HAVE BEEN ON COUNCIL TAX STRIKE AND WE'RE HELPING THE BAILIFFS


BandanaCustard stands to finish the lecture

BANDANACUSTARD: SEEMS THE ACTION OF THESE MILITANTS HAS GOT THE WHOLE PLANET CLASSIFIED AS A GREY SITE


The Transporter launches with the Crew inside

BANDANACUSTARD: WHICH MEANS IF THERE'S HUMAN LIFE ON THE PLANET IT CAN BE LANDFILL


The crew minus Doc

BANDANACUSTARD: THERE MAY BE A CONFLICT OF INTERESTS BUT I HOPE THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM


Doc sits on the sofa lone in the Crew problem

DOCWHATSON: THERE IS NO PROBLEM, I AINT GOING

PAGE 2


GingerKahn address the crew.

GINGERKAHN: GENTLESVEN TAKE CHARGE I'LL RETURN AFTER I'VE SORTED OUT DOC


The Transporter takes off

GENTLESVEN: NEVER THOUGHT OF THE BOSS AS EMOTIONAL, TAKING TIME OUT TO COMFORT HIS CREW


GingerKahn brandishes a broom handle

GINGERKAHN: HEY DOC, SO YOU'RE PEEVED YOUR FAMILY'S BEING EVICTED COS OF THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS


GingerKahn swings the broom hard downwards and it crashes onto the body on the sofa

Sfx: KERCRAK

GINGERKAHN: BUT YOU DON'T DISGRACE MY CREW, YOU ONLY MISS A MISSION IF YOU'RE HURT REAL BAD


The fallen body rolls over to reveal it's a dummy

GINGERKAHN: THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN REALLY HELP YOU WITH, SCUM


The Transporter approaches the planet Denham Major it comes under attack

CLAMIDIA: IS THAT HOSTILE FIRE?

TWOEYEDJACK: IT AINT CHEAP IMPORTED FIREWORKS


The Machines jump from the orbiting Transporter to the planets' surface

GENTLESVEN: GO HOT LANDING, I AINT PAYING FOR A TRANSPORTER RE SPRAY

PAGE 3


GingerKahn reads a note left by DOC

DOCWHATSON: DEAR BOSS, SO YOU'VE FAILED TO MAIM ME, DENHAM'S ARE A HARD BUNCH,


GingerKahn leaves for Denham Major in another Transporter

DOCWHATSON: I'M A LEGACY CREW PICK, DENHAM'S A WHOLE PLANET OF MES, YOU'RE BEATEN

GINGERKAHN: YA SCUM I'LL SHOW YOU


Clamidia's Machines lashes out bullets

CLAMIDIA: SYSTEMATIC ROUNDUP INITIATED


GentleSven's Machine with large shotguns

GENTLESVEN: FEELING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD, RUNNING GOOD


TwoEyedJack's Machine with it's flame throwers

TWOEYEDJACK: MY AIM IS TRUE


The Machines meet together at a huge indestructible edifice

GENTLESVEN: SO WE'RE RUN THE LITTLE BLIGHTERS TO GROUND


GentleSven talks to the arriving GingerKahn

GINGERKAHN: SO HOW'S IT GOING

GENTLESVEN: GOT THEM ALL ROUNDED UP TO SOME KIND OF STOCKADE

GINGERKAHN: GOOD I WANT TO FINISH THIS MYSELF

PAGE 4


GingerKahn's Machine jumps from the Transporter to the planet where he lands in the Crew's group

GENTLESVEN: JUTS IN TIME, WHERE'S THE BOY, RETIRED HURT

GINGERKAHN: HE WILL BE PERMANENTLY


The Machines form a circle and start trying to dismantle the stockade

GINGERKAHN: TAKE IT DOWN BRICK BY BRICK

CLAMIDIA: ITS TOO EASY

TWOEYEDJACK: NO THEY WE'RE BLINDED BY GENTLESVEN'S LEADERSHIP


The Machines come under attack from fighters jets

GINGERKAHN: OUCH, WHERE DID SCUM GET MILITARY AID

CLAMIDIA: THEY'RE ON MINIMUM WAGE


The Machines are hailed in a mish mash of bullets and missiles

TWOEYEDJACK: BOSS THESE ARE URANIUM-TIPPED SHELLS THERE SCRATCHING MY PAINTWORK


The Machines are beaten down onto the floor

CLAMIDIA: DOC WAS RIGHT THEY'RE VICIOUS

TWOEYEDJACK: OF COURSE, WHERE D'YOU THINK HE GOT IT FROM


A Transporter flies onto the scene

GINGERKAHN: REGROUP, CALL IN THE TRANSPORTER

GENTLESVEN: CAN'T MOVE


The Machines are sucked into the waiting transporter

TWOEYEDJACK: REMOTE TRACTOR BEAM DUST OFF ACTIVATED

PAGE 5


The Crew head back to base

GINGERKAHN: WE'RE NOT BEATEN

GENTLESVEN: DOC'LL KNOW HOW TO BEAT THEM


A Transporter passes them on the way

DOCWHATSON: YOU OK

TWOEYEDJACK: DOC!


Doc dives towards the planet

DOCWHATSON: SORRY I'M LATE


The crew stare at Doc actions with their mouths gawping open


The planet Denham Major explodes as Doc drops a bomb on them

DOCWHATSON: BUT THE COURIER WAS LATER THAN EXPECTED

Sfx: KERBOOM


BandanaCustard address the crew

BANDANACUSTARD: INTERESTINGLY SOLUTION. THE COUNCIL NOW DOESN'T GET RENT BUT DOESN'T TO PAY FOR MAINTENANCE, DON'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT


Doc sings a karaoke

GENTLESVEN: COR THAT'S AWFUL SINGING COULDN'T YOU HAVE GIVEN HIM A PAY RISE?

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