Title: 02 Red Sky At Night
Series: Ent
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: ENT ARRIVE ON EARTH TO SORT OUT PROBLEMS BUT FIND THERE IS ONE THING THEY CANNOT OVERCOME
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AURORA: DESTINATION PLANET EARTH
AURORA: WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO FACILITATE THE MAJOR COMPLAINTS OF IT'S RESIDENTS
SCREEN: NEXT RELEASE WILL BE BIGGER, LATER AND MORE LARGE THAN BEFORE. IT WILL OF COURSE COST MORE AND YOU'LL HAVE TO UPGRADE EVERYTHING ELSE JUST TO GET IT TO RUN
SCREEN: WE HAVE A CHANGED THE LICENSING SCHEME SO THAT IT ACCEPTS BLOOD PAYMENTS
SCREEN: OUCH, OWN UP, WHO DID THAT?
MAN: CAN YOU CONTINUE PLEASE, WE IT PROFESSIONALS FIND THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS VERY INFORMATIVE
ALL: HERE, HERE
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AURORA: RESPECT DUE TO YOUR PLANET, YOU MUST LEARN TO CARE ABOUT YOUR ENVIRONMENT
AURORA: FOR A MODEST OUTLAY YOU CAN FIT SOLAR PANELS, CAVITY WALL INSULATION AND BOARD UP ANY WINDOWS YOU DON'T REGULARLY USE
Caption: TO BLEND IN WITH NATURE YOU MUST LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ALL NIGHT, SOLAR CHARGED LIGHTS LAST A FEW HOURS SO BEST USE HALOGENS
Caption: GRASS AND FLOWERS ONLY PRODUCE INSECTS AND TROUBLE, YOU NEED DECKING, PAVING AND GRAVEL FOR YOUR OWN MICROCLIMATE
Caption: YOU WILL BE KEPT INFORMED OF ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AND MANY THINGS THAT DON'T
Caption: YOU CAN RECYCLE PAPER AND SOME PLASTICS AT YOUR DOOR, CARDBOARD AND SHOES AT OUR SUPERMARKET AND BOTTLES AND GARDEN WASTE AT THE DUMP. THAT'S ONLY 3 TRIPS
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Caption: YOU NEED TO TAME UNRULY YOUTH EARLY WITH THE 3 R'S
Caption: REMOVING KIDS FROM PUBLIC PLACES
Caption: REMOVING KIDS FROM PLAYING WITH MACHINES
Caption: REMOVING PERSONAL STATEMENTS
Caption: WE ARE TOUGH ON REEDUCATION AND TOUGH ON THE COURSES OF REEDUCATION
Caption: WE ARE NOT COMPLETELY MEAN, WE DO BELIEVE HOWEVER KIDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE CALCULATORS INTO EXAMS
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Caption: A RELIANCE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT CAN BE TAMED BY
LARRY: WHOOPS MY WEIGHT HAS SNAPPED THIS PARKING METER
NASEBY: WHOOPS MY GASTRIC SLIME SEEMS TO ERODE TRAFFIC CALMING CHICANES
AURORA: WHOOPS THIS NEW CITRIC POWER CLEANER REMOVES ALL THOSE STUBBORN WHITE LINES
LARRY: I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY MAKE THESE SPEED HUMPS OUT OF BUT THEY FLATTEN UNDER THE SMALLEST OF LOADING
AURORA: TO IMPROVE THE LANDSCAPING, WE HAVE MANAGED TO PACK AN ORDINARY SIZED FAMILY CAR INTO A NEW BUILD GARAGE
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Caption: KEY TO YOUR PLANET'S FISCAL BUDGET IS PRIVATE SPENDING
Caption: EVEN THE EURO IS NOT UNIVERSAL USE PLASTIC
Caption: THERE ARE NOT 57 VARIETIES FOR YOU TO HAVE FAVOURITES, IT'S TO MAKE IT EASIER TO CYCLE THROUGH THEM
Caption: ROUND THE CLOCK 24 HOUR DELIVERY SERVICE WILL KEEP ROAD NOISE CONSTANT
Caption: BILLS TIMED TO ARRIVE AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME WHEN THEY CAN EASILY BE HIDDEN FROM PARTNERS
Caption: TO APPEASE BOTH SIDES WE'VE PAINTED THE BUTTON RED TO REMIND YOU YOU'RE MAKING A DEAL WITH NIC!
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