Title: 03 The Wedding Party
Series: All's right with the crew
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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DOC: COME ONE, DOWN IN ONE, ALL IN THE MOUTH, NO SWALLOWING
GINGERKAHN: THAT'S WHY I'M THE LEADER, I LEAD BY EXAMPLE, BY NOT SETTING ONE
DOC: FOR HERE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
GENTLESVEN: I THINK MY GLASS IS MORE EMPTY THAN YOURS
GINGERKAHN: WHICH MAKES IT MY ROUND
TWOEYEDJACK: MAKE MINE A SHORT I'LL NEVER MAKE THE BOGS NOW
GINGERKAHN: NO TIME BOYS WE'VE A SHOUT ON
PUB LANDLORD: SORRY BOYS YOU'VE ALL HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. HAND OVER YOUR CAR KEYS, JUST WALK HOME
TWOEYEDJACK: S'ALL RIGHT WE'LL TAKE THE 'PORTER
DOC: THE SUN'S STILL OUT
GENTLESVEN: COURSE IT IS BOY, WE WORK THE DAY SHIFT
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TWOEYEDJACK: EASY, THERE ISN'T A SPACE I CAN'T GET INTO WITH GRAVITY'S HELP
GINGERKAHN: COME DOC SET AN EXAMPLE
TWOEYEDJACK: YEAH THROW UP IN CUSTARD'S OFFICE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SCARED OF THE ASSIGNMENT
GENTLESVEN: OUCH WHO PUT THIS DOOR FRAME HERE
GINGERKAHN: MORNING BOSS
BANDANACUSTARD: SORRY TO DAMPEN YOUR HIGH SPIRITS BUT NO ONE BELIEVES YOUR MISSION SUCCESS RATE. THEY'VE THREATENED US WITH A FULL AUDIT
DOC: NO SIR, THAT'LL CUT INTO OUR DRINKING TIME
BANDANACUSTARD: WELL THAT'S ONE REASON. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ON A RECRUIT TO INSTANTLY LOWER THE FIGURES
DOC: HEY
GINGERKAHN: SOMEONE FOR YOU TO BE DRUNK UNDER THE TABLE BY
GENTLESVEN: WHERE ARE GOING FIND SOMEONE THAT WEAK?
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GINGERKAHN: RIGHT YOU MANGY BUNCH OF TURNIPS,
GINGERKAHN: YOU WANNA HANG WITH THE CREW YOU GOTTA SWING WITH US
GINGERKAHN: WE DOMINATE BY ATTITUDE NOT APTITUDE
GINGERKAHN: WE ALWAYS SUCCEED BY EVER FAILING TO TRY
GINGERKAHN: WE PROFIT ONLY BY GAMBLING OR LOOTING
GINGERKAHN: WE WORK FOR THE COUNCIL AT CIVIL SERVICE RATES. WE PLAY HARD AND HARDLY WORK
GINGERKAHN: IF ONE OF THEM FINISHES THE 50 MILE JAUNT AND GETS A ROUND IN BEFORE WE GET TO THE PUB THEY'RE IN.
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GINGERKAHN: DESPERATION CREATES WEAKNESS. BE PREPARED, LETHAL GAS IS A CONSTANT DANGER
GINGERKAHN: YOU EACH HAVE TO SIT HERE WITHOUT A MASK UNTIL GENTLESVEN FINISHES HIS CONSTITUTIONAL
GINGERKAHN: ELECTRONIC AIMING GIZMOS ASIDE, AT THE HEART OF IT ALL YOU HAVE TO BE AN MARKSMAN
GINGERKAHN: VERY GOOD GROUPING FOR AN OLYMPIC MEDAL, YOU KNOW THE MISTAKE YOU MADE? YOU STOPPED FIRING!
GINGERKAHN: SEE THE WAY DOC EMPTIES HIS COMPLETE AMMO ALLOCATION LESS THAN A MINUTE OF ACTION
GINGERKAHN: NOT ONE MADE IT TO THE PUB, BOSS
BANDANACUSTARD: GUESS CLAMIDIA MAKES IN TO THE CREW UNCHALLENGED THEN
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BANDANACUSTARD: ANY OBJECTIONS TO THE RECRUIT JOINING THE CREW
TWOEYEDJACK: WE'LL SIR THE WOMEN SPECIES HAS MANY ATTRIBUTES BUT THEY ARE NOT SUITED FOR THIS KIND OF WORK
GENTLESVEN: THEY'D WANT COLD BEER IN WARM SHOWERS
DOC: YOU MEAN
GENTLESVEN: I KNOW WHAT I MEANT
TWOEYEDJACK: THEY WOULD NOT LIKE OUR MIXED LOCKER ROOM
DOC: ITS NOT MIXED
TWOEYEDJACK: NOT YET
BANDANACUSTARD: I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE, BUT YOU'VE ONLY YOURSELVES TO BLAME
BANDANACUSTARD: SHE PILOTED THE MACHINE YOU SUPPOSEDLY OBLITERATED LAST MONTH
BANDANACUSTARD: YOUR CREW LEAVES NO SURVIVORS, YOU LEFT HER ALIVE, YOU CAN ONLY MAINTAIN YOUR REPUTATION IS BY ENLISTING HER
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