Title: 01 A Touch Of Class
Series: All's right with the crew
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS: DOC IS MISTAKENLY KIDNAPPED BY EURLA, A RESISTANCE FIGHTER WHO WANTS HIM TO CURE HER PARTNER THE REBEL LEADER BLIND MELON. BUT DOC IS NOT A DOCTOR AND HE SETS ABOUT OPERATING FOR THE CREW
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GINGERKAHN: LAST ONE'S TO WORK IS AN AROMATIC
DOC: I AINT JOGGING TO WORK I THOUGHT WE WERE OFF TO CATCH LAST ORDERS
GINGERKAHN: EYES FRONT SON
EURLA: HI, BUY A POOR GIRL A COFFEE?
DOC: I COULD TAKE YOU TO ONE OF THOSE UPMARKET COFFEE HOUSES, BUT ALL YOU PAY FOR IS ALL THE VERBAL THEY CALL CHOICES
DOC: YOU'RE BEST OF STOCKING WITH THE HUMBLE VENDING MACHINE, YOU PRESSES THE BUTTONS YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICE
EURLA: HOW ROMANTIC
GINGERKAHN: DON'T WORRY SON WE'LL GET THEM IN FOR YOU
TWOEYEDJACK: BE SURE TO GET SOME IN YOURSELF, DOC
DOC: I WORK WITH THEM, GOOD BUNCH OF LADS REALLY, THEY'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR ME
EURLA: WELL DOC THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE AROUND WHEN YOU NEED THEM
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DOC: I'M ALL IN FAVOUR OF WOMEN MAKING THE FIRST MOVE
EURLA: YOU THINK WE'RE GOING ON A DATE?
DOC: I'VE BEEN ON WORSE
DOC: LOOK IF WE'RE GOING OFF WORLD I NEED TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS
EURLA: I'VE PASSPORT FOR YOU AND YOUR GOOD BUNCH OF LADS WILL COVER FOR YOU AT WORK
DOC: SO DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
EURLA: KEEP QUIET AND HIDE BEHIND THIS BUSH
DOC: AH THE OUTDOOR TYPE
DOC: WHAT'S THAT DOING HERE?
EURLA: WELL IT AINT JUDGING THE PLANET IN BLOOM COMPETITION
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DOC: PRETTY PLACE
EURLA: IT USED TO BE
EURLA: I WAS BORN HERE BUT SPENT ALL MY LIFE TRYING TO ESCAPE
DOC: BUT YOU KEEP COMING BACK TO FOOL AROUND
EURLA: I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CENTRE OF ALL BOREDOM IN THE UNIVERSE, DANCING ROUND A MAYPOLE UNTIL YOU WERE ALL TANGLED UP
EURLA: I COULD ALWAYS WIN BEST OF BREED BUT NEVER KNEW HOW THAT COMPARED TO OTHER PLANETS
EURLA: THEN I MET MILON BLEND AND HE FREED ME FROM MY BONDS
EURLA: BUT OUR SPIRIT ATTRACTED TO MUCH ATTENTION AND THEY HUNTED US DOWN
EURLA: WHERE EVERY WE WENT IT ENDED THE SAME WAY, HOPE CRUSHED AND OBLITERATED BY THOSE MACHINES
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DOC: SO LIKE THEM YOU TOOK TO USING GUNS.
EURLA: ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW ME, NO MORE GUNS
EURLA: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK DARLING
EURLA: TURNS OUT THE VILLAGE WAS MORE SPECIAL THAN I REALISED
EURLA: IT WAS FOUNDED ON TOP OF A TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT EMERGENCY SHELTER
EURLA: SO IRONICALLY WE ENDED UP HIDING BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM
EURLA: THIS IS MILON BLEND, YOU'RE A DOCTOR PLEASE HELP HIM
EURLA: I'LL DO ANYTHING IN RETURN
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DOC: YOU WANT ME TO FIX UP YOUR BOYFRIEND
EURLA: YOU'RE A DOCTOR OUR BOUND BY AN OATH TO CURE WITHOUT PREJUDICE
DOC: SURE LOVE I'LL DO ME JOB, I JUST NEED TO GET SOME TOOLS
DOC: DAFT BIRD, I'M NO MEDICAL MAN,
DOC: I WATCH A LOT OF TV SO THEY CALL ME DOCTOR WHATS ON?
DOC: SORRY GENTLE SVEN, THIS IS NOW MY MISSION I'VE DONE THE GROUND WORK
DOC: SO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ACTUALLY BLIND MELON, THE LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE, HE'S KEPT OUR BONUSES DOWN FOR TOO LONG
DOC: NOW I'VE GOT THE TOOLS OF MY TRADE I CAN DO MY JOB ON HIM AND UPHOLD MY SACRED OATH
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