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Title: Test Drive

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: DESPITE THE ALIENATION OF MOTORISTS BY MAJOR CITIES, ONE MAN IS DETERMINE TO BUY HIS OWN VEHICLE

PAGE 1

Tower Bridge, London UK, Earth

Caption: LONDON, ENGLAND, SO GOOD THEY ONLY HAD TO NAME IT ONCE

The London Eye

Caption: 5,000 CIVILISED YEARS OF HISTORY

The Canary Wharf Tower

Caption: GOOD DAYS, BAD DAYS, GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, IT'S SEEN THEM ALL

The Gherkin

Caption: LEGENDS ABOUND ABOUT THE PAVEMENTS OF GOLD, THE HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL AND THE ART AND FASHION SOUL

The houses of parliament

Caption: SOMEONE ONCE SAID IF YOU'RE TIRED OF LONDON, YOU'RE TIRED OF LIVE

A huge pair of glass doors to a vehicle (unseen) showroom

Caption: THE ONLY THING NOT WELCOMED HERE IS TRAFFIC

A human Customer talks to an alien Salesman

CUSTOMER: I'D LIKE A TEST DRIVE

SALESMAN: CERTAINLY SIR WE'VE JUST HAD A SHIPMENT LAND, IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME THROUGH

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The Customer sits in a standard vehicle, it is left hand drive, the Salesman pokes it's alien head in to talk. The view is from the back seat looking at the drivers dashboard and out of the window

SALESMAN: THIS IS OUR ABOVE AVERAGE L TRIM, MANUAL DOORS, WINDOWS, HAND BRAKE, DUAL WIPERS, REFLECTIVE MIRRORS AND ADJUSTABLE HEAD RESTRAINTS.

A close up of the drivers console, the steering wheel, pedals, and gear stick

SALESMAN: MANUAL TRANSMISSION, PLASTIC PEDALS AND CENTRE MOUNTED FULL CIRCLE STEERING WHEEL

The central console, audio, heating and storage place

SALESMAN: ITS COMES WITH AM/FM RADIO CASSETTE, 3 SURROUND SOUND SPEAKERS AS STANDARD, CONVECTION HEATING AND COOLING AND OF COURSE A 500 ML CUP HOLDER, WITH STORAGE FOR 30 CASSETTES

The Customer takes the vehicle out, looking from his point of view it approaches Tower Bridge

CUSTOMER: WELL LETS SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO

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The Customer sits in a large family vehicle, it is left hand drive, the Salesman pokes it's alien head in to talk. The view is from the back seat looking at the drivers dashboard and out of the window

SALESMAN: THIS IS OUR FAMILY HARDY MPV TRIM, ELECTRIC DOORS, WINDOWS, HAND BRAKE, QUAD WIPERS, HEATED REFLECTIVE MIRRORS AND HEAD RESTS

A close up of the drivers console the steering wheel, pedals, and gear stick

SALESMAN: AUTO TRANSMISSION, ALUMINUM PEDALS AND FIXED CENTRE, FULL CIRCLE, PADDED, HEATED STEERING WHEEL

The central console, audio, heating and storage place

SALESMAN: ITS COMES WITH RDS MULTI CHANGER CD, 5 SPEAKER DOLBY PRO LOGIC AS STANDARD, AIR COND AND OF COURSE A VACUUM MUG HOLDER, WITH STORAGE FOR 300 CDS

The Customer takes the vehicle out, looking from his point of view it approaches the Thames with the Gherkin and the London Eye in sight

CUSTOMER: WELL LETS SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO

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The Customer sits in a huge truck vehicle, it is left hand drive, the Salesman pokes it's alien head in to talk. The view is from the back seat looking at the drivers dashboard and out of the window

SALESMAN: THIS IS OUR TOUGH SUV TRIM, GULL WING DOORS, TINTED ONE WAY WINDSCREEN, FOOT BRAKE, ULTRASONIC WIPERS, CCTV MIRRORS AND BODY HUGGLING CLIMATE SEATS

A close up of the drivers console, the steering wheel, 4 pedals, and gear stick

SALESMAN: PSYCHIC TRANSMISSION, TITANIUM HALL EFFECT PEDALS, FIXED CENTRE, RACING MOON FULL CIRCLE PADDED, STEERING WHEEL WITH IN BUILT REMOTE CONTROLS

The central console, audio, heating and storage place

SALESMAN: ITS COMES WITH GPS AND MULTIMEDIA CENTRE, 7 SPEAKER THX AS STANDARD, IT'S OWN MICROCLIMATE AND OF COURSE A LEAD CRYSTAL SHOT GLASSES HOLDER, WITH STORAGE FOR 3000 DVDS EACH PASSENGER HAS THEIR OWN PLAYER

The Customer takes the vehicle out, looking from his point of view it approaches the Thames with the Houses of Parliament and the Canary Wharf tower in sight

CUSTOMER: WELL LETS SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO

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The Salesman talks to the Customer

SALESMAN: WHAT DOES SIR THINK?

CUSTOMER: IMPRESSIVE I LIKE THE STANDARD OF EXTRAS AND THE MANOEUVRABILITY OF THE COMPACT, THE LEVEL OF COMFORT AND FEELING OF SPACE OF THE FAMILY ONE AND THE SHEER BRUTE POWER OF THE LARGE ONE

A view of the vehicles from the outside, they are huge war machines, standing 100 feet tall on mechanical legs, with dangling strong mechanical arms. The head is a singular sphere with a huge eye in it that looked to be the windscreen earlier. They do our course look different with respect to their different models

CUSTOMER: I'D LIKE THEM ALL BUT WITH THE COST OF MOTORING TODAY AND THE CONGENITAL CHARGE I'M AFRAID IT WILL HAVE TO THE COMPACT

In the Salesman office what appeared as London on page 1 has been flattened by the test drives. The Salesman sorts out the paperwork

SALESMAN: JUST SIGN THE PAPERWORK AND SHE'S ALL YOURS. JUST TO REMIND YOU WRECKING LONDON AS YOU DID IN THE SIMULATOR IS A LIKELY HAZARD WITH THESE IMPORTED MODELS, SO YOU JUST NEED TO BE THAT EXTRA BIT MORE CAREFUL

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