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Title: Look And Learn

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: A SCHOOL TAKES ON AN ALIEN SUPPLY TEACHER WHO DOES JUST THAT. SUPPLIES THE PUPILS TO HIS HOME WORLD FOR DOMESTIC SCIENCE (EATING) AND ORDINARY SCIENCE (DISSECTING)

PAGE 1


1 
An isolated head shot of the Headmaster sipping his malted drink

HEADMASTER: WELL DONE GEOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT FOR A FINE MALTY DRINK


2 
Zoom out. Shows the headmaster conducting this meeting leaning against a table. His is surrounded by seated staff in a semi circle also sipping malty drinks

HEADMASTER: AND FINALLY FOR THIS STAFF MEETING A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT FOR MR WISE


3 
A web page on a computer advertising for a teaching post

HEADMASTER: WE'VE HAVE GONE HI TECH AND PLACED AN ADVERT FOR A SUPPLY TEACHER ON THE INTERWEB


4 
The IT teacher performs various nefarious movements with a computer mouse

HEADMASTER: WE INTERVIEWED OVER THE PHONE


5 
The front of the school. Straddled across a few staff car parking spaces a spacecraft is parked

HEADMASTER: AND HE STARTS TO DAY


6 
The alien, Chester, arrives with a mortar board and large pointing stick handing over a sheaf of paper

CHESTER: GOOD MORNING HEADMASTER, MY REFERENCES AS DISCUSSED

PAGE 2


1 
A pupil's eyed view of Chester writing his name on the blackboard

CHESTER: MR NAME BEST TRANSLATES AS MR CHESTER


2 
From inside the board looking at the class;. The board writing appears across the frame in reverse. Chester is looks out of the corner of his (one) eye at a noise that is happening behind him in the class room

HEADMASTER: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY MISS ANDERSON?


3 
Chester spins round and fires a cocoon over Miss Anderson

CHESTER: THOUGHT NOT. TAKE A DETENTION. THIS COCOON WILL PREVENT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS


4 
Chester stands behind the class, Miss Barber puts up her hands

CHESTER: LETS START WITH BIOLOGY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

MISS BARBER: OH I KNOW SIR


5 
Chester's eye fills up and he smiles with excitement

CHESTER: REALLY, DO CARRY ON, STAND UP THE FRONT


6 
Chester sits at Miss Barber's desk

CHESTER: I'LL TAKE NOTES

PAGE 3


1 
Chester stands behind a table in a chemistry class. The table is full of apparatus

CHESTER: YOU BEST ADVISE ME AS TO YOUR LEVELS OF HUMAN DISCOVERY


2 
The pupils pair off and perform experiments. One desk erupts in an explosion

Sfx: KERPOW

CHESTER: MISS CASH AND MISS DONNEGAN COME HERE


3 
The two girls join Chester, they are covered in soot

CHESTER: THIS CLASS DOES NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOUR, CHEMISTRY IS A DANGEROUS SUBJECT


4 
The roof blows of the chemistry lab

CHESTER: BUT ONLY IF DONE CORRECTLY, NOW THAT'S AN EXPLOSION


5 
Miss Cash is lying on a cleared table, Chester is relishing what is to come

CHESTER: AS PUNISHMENT MISS CASH WILL HELP US WITH A DISSECTION


6 
Chester holds up a rat and an eyeball

MISS EATOCK: SIR, WE ONLY DISSECT DEAD THINGS AND NEVER OUR OWN KIND

CHESTER: SNOBS

PAGE 4


1 
Chester is set to referee a basketball match, he has whistle

CHESTER: I WILL REFEREE BASKETBALL, I'VE READ THE RULES


2 
Chester slobbers over the fact one team is playing in skins

CHESTER: SO ONE TEAM PLAYS HALF NAKED, THE TEMPTATION

Sfx: KERSLOBER


3 
Chester referees a football match

CHESTER: ONLY ONE TEAM TURNED UP FOR BASKETBALL SO WE WILL TRY FOOTBALL.


4 
On the football field Chester cocoons players fouling, which amounts to both teams. Only he is left playing and he scores

CHESTER: FOUL, COCOON FOR YOU, FOUL, COCOON FOR YOU, THE ALIEN SCORES WOOHOO


5 
Chester referees a rugby match

CHESTER: SINCE I SINGULARLY PODDED DEFEATED YOU AT FOOTBALL WE'LL TRY SOMETHING TOUGHER


6 
Chester changes into three heads and six legs, enough to form his own scrum

CHESTER: COME ON AND HAVE A GO IF YOU'RE THINK YOU'RE MULTI CELLED ENOUGH

PAGE 5


1 
The headmaster looks out of the staff room at a deserted school corridor

HEADMASTER: WELL MR CHESTER WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE THE PUPILS HAVE REALLY TAKEN IT TO HEART


2 
Chester makes malted drinks for the staff

HEADMASTER: YOU REALLY MUST LET US IN ON YOUR SECRET


3 
Chester address the staff

CHESTER: WELL I READ ALL YOUR BOOKS ON BEHAVIOURAL SCIENCES


4 
The headmaster interrupts him

HEADMASTER: NOT TEACHING SECRET YOUR MALTED BREWING SECRETS, THIS IS DIVINE


5 
Chester takes off in his spacecraft

CHESTER: FIRST I MUST TAKE THE PUPILS FOR EXTRA SCHOOL ACTIVITIES

HEADMASTER: OH REALLY FOR WHAT?


6 
The kids cocooned up in the back of the spacecraft

CHESTER: LIKE ANY GOOD SUPPLY TEACHER I'M FLEXIBLE, HALF FOR DOMESTIC SCIENCE AND HALF# FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

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