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Title: Time Gentlemen Please

Series: Gm clots

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: 

PAGE 1


1 
An old town public house with a notice outside

Caption: ANNUAL YARD OF ABSINTHE DRINKING COMPETITION, DISCLAIMERS INSIDE


2 
Jude is attempting the drinking competition, he is watched by 'The Prof' wearing his mortar board

PROF: FIRST CONTESTANT 'JUDE THE OBSCENE' SPORTING SHADES AN UNKEMPT BEARD, DISTINGUISHING FEATURES


3 
Jude stands with a half empty yard in a pile of split absinthe

PROF: INCLUDE A VERY SMALL MOUTH


4 
Mike is attempting the drinking competition, he is also watched by 'The Prof'

PROF: NEXT UP IS 'MIKE THE BIKE' DRESSED IN A DAPPER SUIT, TIMELESS HAT. HOBBIES INCLUDE


5 
Mike is throwing up the absinthe on the floor

PROF: REDECORATING


6 
The Prof takes his turn

PROF: I AM DISQUALIFIED FROM TAKING PART BUT FOR THE GAMIGN COMMITTEE I AM REQUIRED TO SHOW THE TASK IS FEASIBLE


7 
The Prof raises the empty yard above his head

PROF: GAME, ABSINTHE AND LIGHT A MATCH.

PAGE 2


1 
Mike and Jude examine the unclaimed drinking trophy a clear shoe with the winners names engraved on it

JUDE: NICE TRY MATE

MIKE: YOU TOO, NOTICED HOW THE ONLY WINNER ON THE SHOE FOR THE PAST 60 YEARS IS THE PROF, AND HE'S BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR THE PAST 10 OF THOSE


2 
The two shake hands

MIKE: JUDE ISN'T IT, THE NAMES MIKE

JUDE: GLAD TO MEET YOU, NEED TO WALK THE JUICE OFF?


3 
Mike unicycles down the street and Jude accompanies him on a pair of roller blades

MIKE: HE'S ONLY A PART TIME PROFESSOR, DOESN'T LECTURE, DOESN'T DO RESEARCH, NO IDEA WHERE HIS FUNDS COME FORM?


4 
The Prof approache ate great speed on a bike reading a newspaper

Sfx: KERWHIZ


5 
The Prof passes between the walking pair at great speed missing them both without taking his eye of the paper he is reading

Sfx: KERBANG


6 
The pair look back unscathed at the Prof

MIKE: THAT'S UNNATURAL

JUDE: I KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING

PAGE 3


1 
Jude Pushes a cleaning trolley that houses Mike

JUDE: HE HAS AN OFFICE IN THIS BASEMENT, I USED TO WANDER ROUND HERE


2 
Mike is cramped into the trolley using a locating device

JUDE: YOU ALRIGHT IN THERE?

MIKE: THERE'S SOME VERY STRANGE READINGS COMING FROM THIS LOONY DETECTOR I BORROWED, GO SOUTH EAST


3 
The pair stand by a water cooler, on is minute the other is a giant

JUDE: THERE'S NO WAY NATURAL SPRING WATER'LL CAUSE THIS

MIKE: NOT EVEN WITH BENZENE ADDITIVES, I HOPE


4 
The pair look closely at the water dispenser, water particles suspended in the centre of it

JUDE: IS THIS SOME FORMALDEHYDE EXHIBITION

MIKE: THAT WATER IS STATIONARY, NOT EVEN BULLET TIME COULD EXPLAIN THIS

PAGE 4


1 
Mike takes a picture of the cooler

MIKE: LETS START WITH A LEVEL 9 DIAGNOSTIC TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THIS TICK


2 
Jude paints on an easel

JUDE: YOU MAY AS WELL USE A 27LB SLEDGIE DIGNOSTIC, THE COOLER'S OPERATOR IS AFFECTING LIGHT RAYS, YOU CAMERA CANT OBSERVE THE EFFECT, AS IT IS PART OF IT,


3 
Mike tries to unscrew some bolts on the cooler

MIKE: THERE'S SOME TORQUE HEADS HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

JUDE: KEEP AT IT, ITS DEFINITELY THE COOLER


4 
Jude tries to lever apart the cooler, the pointing device indicating at the cooler

JUDE: AND THAT’S WHERE IT'S STAYING THERES NO ROCKET FUEL THAT'LL LOOSEN THESE

MIKE: QUICK HIDE THERE'S A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE


5 
Mike and Jude hide behind a wall as the Prof approaches. He reaches above the cooler to remove a mortar board


6 
The Prof sits with his mortar board on to mark a huge pile of papers


7 
In very little time the Prof has finished

Caption: 2 MINUTES LATER


8 
The Prof returns the ha to the top of the cooler and leaves

JUDE: ITS THE DUSTY MORTARBOARD, CUTE

MIKE: GOOD FOR HIS IMAGE TOO, ROLL ON NEXT YEAR

PAGE 5


1 
A Hand is seen pouring some laxative liquid over a bowl of beer nuts

PROF: WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL YARD OF ABSINTHE DRINKING COMPETITION, IF YOU'VE SIGNED YOU DISCLAIMERS WE CAN BEGIN


2 
The Prof guzzles some of the nuts

PROF: AFTER A QUICK INTERLUDE


3 
The Prof goes to the toilet to relieve himself, Jude reaches over and pinches the mortar board


4 
Jude remove a high tech band from within the mortar board

JUDE: THIS OBVIOUSLY ABSORBS THE COOLER'S TIME RETARDANT PROPERTIES AND STRETCHES TIME. WE'LL JUST BORROW IT


5 
Mike is unicycling and one handedly drinking the absinthe yard

JUDE: AND WE CAN WIN IF MIKE PLAYS IT SUBTLY


6 
The winners shoe is handed to Mike

PROF: CONFRATUALTIONS, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 60 YEARS THE PRIZE HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY SOME ONE OTHER THAN ME.


7 
The Prof speaks

PROF: BUT FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION. DO YOU WANT A 'TEMPORARY' JOB

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