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| gm clots | A Philospher And A Gentleman | 1/5 | on 60410 | at punding.com |

Title: A Philospher And A Gentleman

Series: Gm clots

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS: MIKE AND JUDE MEET ANOTHER ECCENTRIC TIME TRAVELLER WHO SEEMS TO HAVE A LOT MORE EFFECT ON HISTORY THAN THEMSELVES

PAGE 1


1 
A large wire netting fence with a fat man shaped hole cut in at ground level

MIKE: FON'T CATCH YOURSELF ON THE SHARP ENDS

JUDE: WOULDN'T BE ANY IF WE'D USED THE AURAL AMMER

MIKE: HOW DO WE USE IT?,ITS FICTIOUS


2 
A muddy trench leading from the fence hole to a large expanse of tarmac

MIKE: MIND YOUR KNEES AS YOU CRAWL WE'VE ONLY JUST WASHED THESE SUITS

JUDE: BETTER THAT THE WHAT'S IN THE SEWAGE PIPE RUN BELOW IT


3 
The pair stand up on the tarmac

MIKE: OK ANYTIME NOW

JUDE: SPEAK UP IT'S VERY NOISY ROUND HERE


4 
A huge passenger jet airplane appears on the tarmac

Sfx: YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO TAKE OFF


5 
The jet fires it's huge engines, a phone rings

Sfx: KERTHUNDER KERRING


6 
Mike answers the phone whilst seeming to be relaxed, in fact he is flying thorough the air from the force of the jet engine

MIKE: YEAH OK PROF, WE'RE JUST DRYING OFF AS JUDE'S MICROWAVE IS BUST


7 
A reveal shot showing the pair being thrown by the jet engine of the plane, into the air

Sfx: KERTHUNDER

JUDE: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL DRY CLEAN ONLY

PAGE 2


1 
A very futuristic looking place with large elaborate buildings and structures. It is in fact a theme park as is revealed next

MIKE: THE PROF HAS TRACED UNEXPLAINABLE TIME TRAVEL TO SOMEWHERE ROUND HERE


2 
Mike And Jude are actually queuing for a theme park. They are the only tall ones in a huge queue of children

JUDE: WITH NO SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR US

MIKE: WELL WE HAVE TO BLEND IN


3 
A castle entrance with portcullis

MIKE: HE'S MORE WORRIED THE TIME SIGNATURE STOPS HERE RATHER THAN PASSING THROUGH


4 
The castle entrance is revealed to be a kids sized gate for judging whether you are small enough to enter theme park

Caption: IF YOU CAN FIT THOUGH THIS GATE, THEN IN THIS THEME PARK YOU MAY PARTICIPATE

JUDE: OH


5 
Jude lying a top the fake battlements reaches down to help Mike over

JUDE: COME ON, GRAB AN ARM I'LL PULL YOU OVER TO SAVE YOU THE INDIGNITY OF TRYING THE GATE


6 
Mike And Jude cramped up driving in kids go carts

MIKE: WHY DO THEY BUILD THESE PARKS SO BIG?

JUDE: KIDS HAVE UNLIMITED ENERGY IT'S ALL THAT JUNK FOOD


7 
Mike and Jude pass an elaborate fountain that is shaped like a well known hexagonal console. Mike stops

JUDE: WHAT'S UP THIRSTY, LETS FIND A BAR

MIKE: THERE ISN'T ONE, MIND YOU THIS SHOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER

PAGE 3


1 
Mike and Jude sit under the fountain

MIKE: REMIND ME WHY WE ARE SITTING HERE

JUDE: COS YOU'VE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY RIDE YOU HAVEN'T BROKEN


2 
A delivery man's arm thrusts a clipboard in Jude's face

MAN: SIGN HERE PLEASE

JUDE: AND TO DELIVER THE LARGE, HEAVY WATER COOLER IS CHEAPER THAN QUEUING AND PAYING THE ADMISSION PRICE AGAIN


3 
Mike and Jude stand by the water cooler

MIKE: WHAT A HANSOM MAN, SO WHERE TO

JUDE: JUST KEEP GOING TILL THIS FOUNTAIN DISAPPEARS


4 
A big vortex appears around them

MIKE: GOOD NEWS IS THERE'S LOADS OF KIDS QUEUING FOR A RIDE WITH US WHEN WE GET BACK


5 
A familiar box like object seen only in shadows

MIKE: NOTHING, BETTER CHECK WITH THE PROF

JUDE: NO RECEPTION, OH LOOK THERE'S A POLICE CALL BOX OVER THERE


6 
Mike flicks a switch

MIKE: HERE'S THE PROBLEM THE NEUTRON FLOW'S POLARITY HAS BEEN REVERSED BY THIS SWITCH CAUSING A COMPLETE SINGULARITY IN TIME

Sfx: KERSWITCH


7 
A large ray emanating from where they are shadowy figures can be seen being thrown out with it

MIKE: THAT SHOULD DO IT

JUDE: OH YES THAT'S DONE IT

PAGE 4


1 
Mike and Jude return to the water cooler

MIKE: COME ON LETS GET OUT OF HERE

JUDE: WAIT THERE'S SOME ONE TRAPPED AT THE EPICENTRE


2 
Mike pulls out a curly haired gentleman who is only seen from the back of his curly head

MIKE: OUT YOU COME

JUDE: WHO ARE YOU, OH NO NOT CHARADES

MIKE: A SONG, A TV THEME, A QUESTION AND A STATEMENT


3 
The three return to Earth. Mike passes a shop window with a moving dummy

MIKE: EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE OK


4 
A larges silver robot with DMs and practise golf balls down it's sleeves is a lollipop lady

JUDE: SWEET AS A NUT


5 
The policemen seem to be huge mobile pepper pots with sink plungers

MIKE: CUSHTY


6 
An abominable snow herds shoppers

JUDE: JACKSON


7 
They enter a sweet shop, a large alien is serving the Curly Haired Man

ALIEN: SORRY SIR WE HAVE NO GELATINOUS FRUIT JUICED HUMAN EFFIGIES

MIKE: ARGHH

JUDE: OH NO

PAGE 5


1 
Mike and Jude approach the Profs office with the Curly Haired Man

MIKE: THE PROF'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO

JUDE: WE'RE NOT ADMITTING THIS WAS OUR FAULT


2 
The Professor looks shocked

PROFESSOR: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT IF YOUR STORY IS TRUE YOU'VE MESSED UP THE FUTURE


3 
A shot of the Prof office. It is a single cabin in a vast wasteland

PROFESSOR: BUT IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I FEEL SOMETHING IS NOT QUITE RIGHT


4 
In the office window a large headed brown skinned alien in silver armour appears

PROFESSOR: IT MIGHT ALSO EXPLAIN THE SUDDEN APPEARANCE AND CONQUERING OF EARTH BY DRIED GRAPES WHO APPEAR TO BE FICTIOUS IN YOUR REALITY


5 
The time travelling vortex of the water cooler

PROFESSOR: JUST GO BACK, USE CURLY OVER THERE TO STOP YOURSELVES STARTING THIS MESS


6 
As compares to page 2 frame 7 Mike and Jude pass an elaborate fountain that is shaped like a well known hexagonal console. Mike Stops

JUDE: WHAT'S UP THIRSTY, LETS FIND A BAR

MIKE: THERE ISN'T ONE MIND YOU THIS SHOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER


7 
Jude stands over a large grandfather clock

JUDE: FORGET THAT, LOOK AT THIS GRANDFATHER CLOCK IT MAKES A GREAT WHEEZING NOISE

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