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Title: Armageddatons

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS:

PAGE 1

The popular sport of battling automatons on the TV show 'Armageddatons'. It is the semi final and the 2 contestants await their melee. 'Mame Cool' is a cat like thing ion 4 wheels with a rotating vertical blade in it's mouth and a horizontal blade on it tail. The other 'Amacing Grace' a wedge on wheel yielding a rotating mace on a pole.

COMMENTATOR: WELCOME VIEWERS TO THE LAST SEMI FINAL OF ARMAGEDDATONS. THE FINALISTS MAME COOL AND AMACING GRACE ARE ONLY A FEW MINUTES AWAY FROM A PLACE IN THE GRAND FINAL. STAY TUNED ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

Sfx: BEEP

COMMENTATOR: AND THEY'RE OFF

Mame ploughs straight into Grace ploughing through it's svelte form

COMMENTATOR: AND IT'S FIRST BLOOD TO THE KAMIKAZE CAT

Mame runs up the top of Grave and the rotating blade severs the mac weapon mounting

COMMENTATOR: LIKE A CAT OUTTA HELL IT'S SPADE IT'S OPPONENTS MAJOR WEAPONS

The cat drives over Grace and reverse into it chewing the machine with it's rear blade

COMMENTATOR: THERE'S A NASTY CATNIP

Grace is cornered and damaged

COMMENTATOR: YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA GET YOURSELF IN A TIGHT SPOT LIKE THAT

Mame charges and it's blade cuts it's opponent dead in it's tracks down the middle

COMMENTATOR: IT ALL OVER NOW, THIS WAS GAME OF TWO HALVES BOTH BELONGING TO THE LOSER, THE WINNER IS MAME COOL'

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A view of the winners trophy as the final takes place between the previous winner Mame Cool and 'Trax Of My Tears' a vehicle with tank traps and a he spike at the front

COMMENTATOR: WELCOME BACK TO THE GRAND FINAL OF 'ARMAGEDDATONS' BETWEEN 'MAME COOL' AND 'TRAX OF MY TEARS'. LETS FACE IT THESE 2 WERE THE FAVOURITES AT THE BEGGING AND NO ONE HAS BARELY RUFFLED THEIR FUR. NOT ONE HAS DEPLOYED THEIR SECRET WEAPON YET.

Sfx: BEEP

COMMENTATOR: AND THEY'RE OFF

A fast from, Trax pushes Mame flat against the wall

COMMENTATOR: TRAX HAS FIRST BLOOD AS IT IMPALES MAME ON THE ARENA WALLS COULD IT BE OVER THIS QUICKLY?

Mame escapes and severs a track with it tail saw

COMMENTATOR: OUCH THAT HURT, TRAX HAS LOST IT'S LEFT TRACK

Trax pushes Mame into the jaws of a huge mouth around the arena

COMMENTATOR: OH DEARY ME MAME IS IN THE JAWS OF DEATH, NO ONE HAS SURVIVED THESE THIS FAR

Trax celebrates by spinning around of the spot marked with an X

COMMENTATOR: THAT COULD BE A LITTLE PREMATURE YOU DON'T WANNA STAND ON THAT SPOT

Mame leaps out of the jaws of death and hits a release button that causes a fridge to fall from the top of the page flattening Trax

COMMENTATOR: OUCH THAT WAS APPLIANCE OF SCIENCE APPLIANCE IF EVER I SAW IT

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All is still in the arena's as the fridge sit on Trax

COMMENTATOR: IS THAT IT? HHAS COOL WON BY USING IT'S COOL? IT’S AS QUIET AS THE I.T. HELP DESK AT 8:30 MONDAY MORNING

Zooming in on the dropped fridge the doors swings open

COMMENTATOR: HANG ON TO YOUR TOUPEES IT AINT OVER TIL THE ATKINS DIET SLIMS

Out of the fridge comes small figure wearing sack cloth

COMMENTATOR: WHAT'S THIS THE DOMESTIC APPLIANCE SEEMS TO BE INFESTED

The sack clothed figure wafts on his skirt like clothing towards the rotating blade of Mame

COMMENTATOR: CALL THAT A SPECIAL WEAPON IT'S SO TINY

The figure pulls out a light based sword a wields it

COMMENTATOR: IT HAS SO LITTLE CLUE IT'S BROUGHT IT'S OWN TORCH TO FIND IT'S WAY

In a montage of shots the figure slices the front and back weapons off Mame

COMMENTATOR: EATING MY WORDS I'M GAGGING ON THEM, SEEMS SIZE MATTERS NOT

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Mame chases the figure

COMMENTATOR: CUTE IT MAY BE BUT MAME SEES IT AS SNACK SIZE

The figure springs off a ramp and somersaults back over Mame to attack it from behind

COMMENTATOR: THE LITTLE GUY STRIKES BACK, TRAVELLING THE ATMOSPHERE WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE

Mame raises itself on it's wheels with extendable legs

COMMENTATOR: AND NOW THE MAME SECRET WEAPONS IS DEPLOYED, ALL IT HAS TO DO IS MOVE OVER THE PEST AND DROP ON IT FROM A GREAT HEIGHT

The figure jumps onto Mame's aerial which dangles like a tail

COMMENTATOR: MAME IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT

The figure hanging by the tail slashes through the legs of Mame and the machine crumbles into a heap

COMMENTATOR: THE FIRST CUT WAS THE DEEP BUT THE SECOND WAS DEEPER, IT ALL OVER

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The commentator interviews the winning pair of contestants standing in front of their vehicle which turns out to be a huge thing 6 times their height and 30 times in length

COMMENTATOR: SO WELCOME THE WINNERS OF ARMAGEDDATONS AK AND LZ FROM BRENTATOPIA.

The commentator turns out to be a purpose built TV robot with a camera for a head, a clapper board for an arm and a tentacle with an interviewing mike. AL and MZ are 2 mechanical filing cabinets

COMMENTATOR: SO WELL DONE, A TOUGH BATTLE

AL: THANKS, THEY SAID WE WERE MAD AND THAT MERE FILERS COULDN'T CONSTRUCT BUT WE DID IT

MZ: POWER TO ASSISTANT MECHOCLERKS

A shot of the cloaked figure (secret weapon) in a bowing pose with a sheathed weapon, it is ok course huger

COMMENTATOR: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR UNUSUAL SECRET WEAPONS

AL: MZ SAW IT IN AN OLD SCIFI FLICK AND WANTED TO BUILD ONE, USING AUTHENTIC BITS

MZ: 3% IS NOT COST OF LIVING IT’S A OUT OF DATE RAP STAR

A shot showing the contestants the secret weapons and their machine to show scale

AL: IT HAS 2 REAL ORTNAGON HEARTS, THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM OF A GULAX AND FILLED WITH MIDICLHOLINRES

MZ: YOU SHOULD SMELL IT'S POOP

AL: IT HAS 2 REAL ORTNAGON HEARTS, THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM OF A GULAX AND FILLED WITH ANTIAUE MIDICLHOLINRES

MZ: YOU SHOULD SMELL IT'S POOP

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