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Title: 03 Lanes
Series: Oad
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
PAGE 1
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Hale wanders as ever down a desolate trail
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Mysterious figures swoop from the side and behind Hale near the route he is on
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A series of head shots of Hale struggling to peer behind him
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Hale turns his eyes front to find himself surrounded by 3 strangers. They look like skittle with tapering cloaks and they were a headdress that resembles a bowling ball with 3 hole son their forehead
PIN 1: WHAT'S YA PIN?
PIN 2: PINHEAD, COME ON WHAT'S YOUR PIN
PIN 3: QUICK MARCH SONNY, SPILL YOUR PIN
PAGE 2
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Hale is frisked by the Pin shaped strangers
HALE: ARE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME? DID YOU JUST FOLLOW THE ROAD?
PIN 1: HE LOOKS PINLESS
PIN 2: CAN I HAVE HIM AS A PIN CUSHION
PIN 3: PIN HIM TO THE GROUND
2
Hale tries to retreat
HALE: PLEASE I DON'T REMEMBER
3
Hale's way back along the road is not blocked
PIN 1: YOU CAN GO BACK AND REMEMBER
PIN 2: BUT IF YOU WANNA GO FORWARD
PIN 3: YOU NEED A PIN, OR IT'S 'EASY HELL'
4
Hale mocks up a large keypad on the ground using stones and bricks (one brick=5 stones) he clasps his head in agony trying to recall
HALE: CANT REMEMBER NUMBERS, JUST A PATTERN, KEYPAD NOT THE SAME AS A PHONE PAD
5
Hale screams then Pin 1 does the same mockingly
HALE: ARRGH!
PIN 1: ARGGH!
6
The pins look on bewildered
PIN 1: AH HE LIKES TO PLAY GAMES
PIN 2: PERHAPS HE DOESN'T PIN
PIN 3: EVERYONE HAS SOME PIN IN THEM
7
The three march him off to the 'lanes'
PIN 1: THE BOSS'LL SORT THIS OUT
PAGE 3
Frame 7 dominates the page as a bowling ball, frames 4,5 and 6 are frames like circular holes in it
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In the lanes is an open air bowling alley, the boss sits on a semi circular sofa with a trophy glued to his bowl like helmet
KINGPIN: WELCOME STRANGER, ENTER THE ENTERTAINER, I'M THE BOSS THE KINGPIN YOU MIGHT SAY
2
Hale dries his hand on the hot air drier on the ball return
KINGPIN: DRY YOURSELF OFF AND TELL ME YOUR STORY
3
The Kingpin has listened to the story and sits facing Hale
KINGPIN: BIT OF A DRAG YOU NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING. STILL YOU MUST BOWL, EVERYONE HAS SOME PIN IN THEM, EXCEPT FOR CHARLIE, CHARLIE DON'T PIN
4
Hale is handed a ball
HALE: ITS HEAVY
PIN 1: KNOCK EM DEAD PINBOY
5
Hale walks toward the bowling lane and is about to bowl
PIN 2: HOLD YOUR STANCE ROOKIE
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Hale retires to watch
PIN 3: PERHAPS YOU BETTER WATCH, WITH THAT FOOTWEAR YOU AINT PINING OUT TONIGHT
7
A huge frame of the bowling lane, with the kingpin and hale in the upper part of the frame and pin 1 bowling a strike in the lower
PIN 1: STRIKE
PIN 2: WAY TO GO
8
A lightening strike incinerates pin 1
KINGPIN: WAY TO GO
9
A box out of pin 1's ashes
10
Pin 2 foot faults
PIN 2: FOOT FAULT
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Box out of Pin 4's leg falling off
KINGPIN: WAY TO GO
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Pin 3 bowls a split
PIN 3: SPLIT!
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Pin 3 bodies splits length wides down the middle and his sides fall apart in opposite directions
KINGPIN: WAYS TO GO
PAGE 4
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Apprehensively Hale bowls.
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The balls rotates towards the pins
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The pins brace ready for impact
4
There is a massive impact
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The dust clears and one pin remains
PAGE 5
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Hale having turned away from the bowling hears of his fate
KINGPIN: LAST PIN, STANDING ROOM ONLY
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Pin 4 bowls a gutter ball, and his guts immediately spew onto the lanes
KINGPIN: GUTTERBALL!
3
Hale bowls and knocks the final pin flying
4
Hale awaits his fate
KINGPIN: SPARE, YOU'RE FREE TO GO PINSTER
5
Hale walks off still wearing the shoes
6
Shot of the pointed bowling shoes going into the distance
KINGPIN: KEEP THE SHOES, IN CASE YOU WANDER BACK ONE DAY
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