Title: Good Tidings
Series: Chronicle
Writer: P E Leody
SYNOPIS:
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ANNOUNCER: AND NOW IT TIME TO LET THE PUDDING SETTLE WITH THE CHRISTMAS LECTURE LIVE FROM SAVELOY PLACE.
LECTURER: HELLO, AND IN THIS SEASON OF GOOD CHEER WE FEAST ON THE SUBJECT- 'ITS THERE LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS'?
LECTURER: SIMPLE EITHER YOU BELIEVE OR YOU DON'T. WHAT I HOPE TO DO IS INSTALL THE DOUBT IN YOUR CURRENTLY CLOSED MIND.
LECTURER: THIS IS AN ORDINARY COIN, SO LETS TRY HEADS THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS AND TAILS THERE ISN'T
LECTURER: OH YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE RIGGED! YOU'RE ARGUING FOR FAVOURABLE RESULTS ON AN ACT OF CHANCE ON A SUBJECT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN!
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LECTURER: CAN YOU PROVE WE ARE NOT ALONE. NO YOU CAN'T YOU'D HAVE TO EXPLORE EVERY SINGLE NICHE IN THE GALAXY TO GET CLOSURE.
LECTURER: DOUBTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A SINGLE EXCEPTION, SO WHAT'S MORE LIKELY, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO EVERY NICHE.
LECTURER: BLASPHEMING ASIDE RELIGIOUS PRESUPPOSES THERE IS A BEING MORE SUPREME, IT IMPLIES THERE ARE ALSO LESS SUCH ICONS!
LECTURER: CAN WE THINK OUT OF THE BOX, IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN IMAGINE THAT CANT BE ACHIEVED?
LECTURER: OUR IMAGINATION IS GENERALLY ONLY 3 DB FROM WHAT WE CAN UNDERSTAND.
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LECTURER: YOU CAN'T DISMISS TELEPORTATION WHEN THE CELLS IN OUR BODY CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING WITHOUT A SINGLE SLIDER POT
LECTURER: WOULD WE EVER BE VISITED BY ANYONE LESS INTELLIGENT THAT OURSELVES, WOULD WE REMEMBER IF MORE INTELLIGENT BEINGS CAME.
LECTURER: PHILOSOPHICALLY SPEAKING WE EXIST SO, SO THIS IMPLIES AN ET COULD,
LECTURER: WE HAVE FOUND NO RATIONAL EXPLANATION OF THE IRREGULARITY OF PRIME NUMBERS.
LECTURER: OUR POPULATION GRASP SOMETHING THAT IS BEYOND KNOWLEDGE YET BALK AT SOMETHING THAT IS MORE FEASIBLE
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LECTURER: YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH BUT NOT ALTERNATE LIFE DURING LIFE.
LECTURER: TOO BLACK AND WHITE? GIVEN INFINITE SHADES OF GREY HOW BLACK WOULD YOUR 'NO' BE.
LECTURER: PHYSICAL TORTURE? IF YOU HAVE TO WALK A STEP FOR EVERY 'NO', AFTER HOW MANY MILES MIGHT YOU CONCEDE A MAYBE?
LECTURER: NOW WE GO LIVE TO OUR OBSERVATORY WHERE WE HAVE MOUNTED WATCH OVER A SPECIAL PLANET.
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LECTURER: WE ARE BEAMING BACK PICTURES LIVE FROM A DISTANT ALIEN WORLD.
LECTURER: UNBELIEVABLE THERE'S LIFE ON THE PLANET AND THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE US
LECTURER: CAN WE ZOOM BACK A BIT
LECTURER: HANG ON OUR FELLOWS SEEM TO BE IN CAPTIVITY BEING DICTATED TO BY VICIOUS BIPED OVERLORDS.
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