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Title: Phase V

Series: Chronicle

Writer: P E Leody

SYNOPIS

PAGE 1

Antonio and Anthony are only ever seen in silhouette and false perspectives until the final frame when they are revealed to be ants


The planet earth

ANTHONY: HOWEVER IT HAPPENED OR WHOMEVER YOU BELIEVE BUILT IT, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL PLANET. FROM SPACE IT LOOKS LIKE A HAVEN, IT'S NOT THE PLANET YOU CAN PASS WITHOUT STOPPING


Mountain vista

ANTHONY: TALL, CLOUD BUSTING, SNOW CAPPED MOUNTAINS


Forest vista

ANTHONY: TRAIL OFF INTO DENSELY WOODED LUSCIOUS FORESTS


A river

ANTHONY: THEY CEDE TO MEET THE MEANDERING FLOW OF CRYSTAL CLEAR RIVERS


Clover

ANTHONY: WITH SOFT SLOPING BANKS REGALED IN A CARPETED MEADOW OF SWEET PLANTS


But the meek moved in a turned paradise into a patio.

PAGE 2


Feet tripping over un level stones and a pair of hands stopping a body hitting the surface

ANTHONY: THE NAUSEOUS SHADE OF THE GREY 3' BY 2' SLABS SOLD AS THE COMPLETE SOLUTION. NOW THE MAJOR SOURCE OF PERSONAL INJURY CLAIMS


A patio whose straightness has been tested by skewed slabs

ANTHONY: THE LONG STRAIGHT LINES NOW BUCKLE AS THEY DISAPPEAR INTO THE DISTANCE


A patio with weeds growing between them

ANTHONY: AN INCUBATOR AND SEED TRAP FOR THE LAZY WEED


A puddle lies on a patio

ANTHONY: WHERE SUNKEN LEVELS CAUSE MERE PUDDLES TO PERMANENTLY RESIDE


Cracked stones

ANTHONY: AND THE OBESE CARELESS HUMAN UNITS POUND THE SOLID SLABS TO CRACKED SLITHERS IN THEIR WAKE


Anthony and Antonio stare at this page in silhouette in disgust

ANTHONY: ITS IS UP TO US MY DEAR TO SAVE THIS PLANET FROM IT'S OWN POPULATION.

PAGE 3


A door of a hut (actually in a quarry)

ANTHONY: OUR RACE HAS TAUGHT US SMALL IS A STRENGTH TO DRAWN ON


Dennis the quarry owner lies back on his chair smoking a cigar

DENNIS: THIS USED TO BE THE BIGGEST SLAB MAKING FIRM IN THE WORLD, WE'VE PAVED EQUIVALENT TOTHREE TIMES ROUND THE EQUATOR. BUT THAT’S ALL CHANGED NOW, THEY WANT NATURAL STONE, SO NOW EVERYONE IS HACKING MOUNTAINS TO BITS


A quarry on which Dennis' hut is central

DENNIS: WE'RE BEING PAID A MEASLY RECYCLE GRANT TO REBURY THE PATIO SLABS. THE COUNCILS CANT AFFORD REAL STONE SO THEY'RE USING PLAIN CONCRETE


Dennis stands by huge mountains of sand

ANTHONY: A MOST UNSATISFACTORY SOLUTION

DENNIS: AND WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THIS SAND NOBODY WANTS IT NOW


Workers and equipment leaving the quarry

DENNIS: I MUST KEEP MY WORKFORCE GOING SO I'M PREPARED TO DEAL WITH ANYBODY


Dennis is given a bag of expired insects

ANTHONY: LOOK UPON THIS AS YOUR SAVIOUR

DENNIS: DEAD BEETLES?

ANTHONY: WE WILL STOP THIS PLANET FLATTENING ITSELF TO CREATE A LEVEL WORKPLACE FOR IT'S OUTSIDE COOKING.

PAGE 4


Three 'make over' presenters headed by Delon

DELON: HELLO MY PRECIOUS GREEN GLOVERS. I'M DELON WAGSTAFF AND WELCOME TO A NEW SERIES OF 'REBORN AGAIN GARDENING'


A pile of paving stones

DELON: THIS SERIES WE FOCUS ON AN ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY WAY TO REPLACE YOUR PATIO SLABS, WITHOUT DESECRATING ANY MORE NATURAL STONE.


Delon paints a plan

DELON: FIRST BUY MY BOOK 'PRECISION DESIGN USING WATER COLOURS' AND SPEND A GOOD MONTH AIRBRUSHING OUT YOUR FINAL DESIGN.


They mark out the area you wish to pave and add a layer of sand. That's right no heavy hard core and sand is practically free at this point in time


A paving brick being cut with a guillotine

DELON: AND HERE IS OUR WONDER PRODUCT, PAVING BRICKS, MADE FROM RECYCLED SLABS YET TURNED RED BY A SPECIAL NATURAL PROCESS.. THEY CAN BE LAID INTO ANY SHAPE AND CUT VERY EASILY.


A thwacker finishing off the surface

DELON: AND HERES A TRADE SECRET A WHACKING MACHINE FIRMS IT ALL UP WITH JUST SOME MORE SAND,


A selection of block paving patterns

DELON: YOU CAN USE ANY DESIGN LET YOUR IMAGINATION BE YOUR SOUL.

PAGE 5


A very posh shed in the quarry

ANTHONY: WELL WE DID IT, WE SAVED DENNIS' AILING BUSINESS, NICE GOLD LAPPED OFFICE HE NOW HAS


An near empty hospital with just funny head stuck in a accidents queuing

ANTHONY: SAVED THE HEATH SERVICE, WITH LESS FALLING INJURIES AND HERNIAS, THEY CAN REFOCUS THEIR EFFORTS


People sunning themselves by a pool

ANTHONY: RELIEVED THE PRESSURE ON THE COUNCILS WHO CAN NOW TAKE TIME OFF


A luscious mountain setting

ANTHONY: AND PRESERVED THE GREAT ROCKY OUTCROPS OF THE PLANET WHILST SECURIN OUR RACES' FUTURE


Anthony in silhouette and Antonio is crawling ion the sand layer under a block paved patio.

ANTHONY: NO MORE PREDATORY BEETLES OR IMPENETRABLE CONCRETE. INSTEAD A PLANET WIDE NETWORK OF HIDDEN SANDY RUNS. WHAT GREAT PETS HUMANS MAKE

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